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What's messing with your groove?

#12001 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 02:00 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 06 July 2012 - 01:33 PM, said:

THIS KIND OF THING MAKES ME SO ANGRY!
Lifeguard fired for saving someone's life...



America.

Corporate shits win out over the little guy...and quite frankly common sense the majority of time.

That the rules state that outside the "area" is a place where you don't save people because it might leave you "open to litigation or liability"...just proves how deeply screwed up the US is as a country. Everyone sues everyone for everything. And a hero saving a life loses his job because the corporate entity that employs him is more interested in everyone suing everyone. It's friggin' ridiculous.

I'm glad so many resigned over it. The company will be in deep damage control country now.

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#12002 User is offline   Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy 

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 03:14 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 04 July 2012 - 06:33 AM, said:

Left the mini-meetup at the SF airport, got off my train, walked half a block and these fucking 4 hoods fucking try to mug me. I was ready to give them whatever they wanted until I backed up into the light and realized their guns were fake.

Which I made the mistake of calling them on.

Well the one behind me tried to fake-pistol whip me, which I narrowly dodged by accodent. I still went down, but I got the one in front of me by the sweatshirt on my way down.

I punched him in the face until he stopped fighting back, but the other three beat the tar out of me.

They bailed with their friend, though. They didn't get anything from me. I fucking hurt all over though.


"I fucking hurt all over though." is like "I am still alive" . It's when you stop feeling your body that you're dead...


Very glad to hear you got away without serious injuries and hospitalisation and what not (by the sounds of it), and I hope you recover quickly.
but are they worth preserving?
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#12003 User is offline   Baaljagg 

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 04:09 PM

Cat diarrhea all over the place including all over the cat. Oh the joys of pet ownership...
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Posted 06 July 2012 - 07:47 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 06 July 2012 - 02:00 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 06 July 2012 - 01:33 PM, said:

THIS KIND OF THING MAKES ME SO ANGRY!
Lifeguard fired for saving someone's life...



America.

Corporate shits win out over the little guy...and quite frankly common sense the majority of time.

That the rules state that outside the "area" is a place where you don't save people because it might leave you "open to litigation or liability"...just proves how deeply screwed up the US is as a country. Everyone sues everyone for everything. And a hero saving a life loses his job because the corporate entity that employs him is more interested in everyone suing everyone. It's friggin' ridiculous.

I'm glad so many resigned over it. The company will be in deep damage control country now.


Sounds like the beauty of the American free market to me, dunno what you guys are complaining about.

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#12005 User is offline   Baaljagg 

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 08:49 PM

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 04:09 PM, said:

Cat diarrhea all over the place including all over the cat. Oh the joys of pet ownership...


To make it possibly one of the worst Friday nights ever, the cat (Sookie) actually died tonight. Fuck. Posted Image
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#12006 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 04:51 AM

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 04:09 PM, said:

Cat diarrhea all over the place including all over the cat. Oh the joys of pet ownership...


To make it possibly one of the worst Friday nights ever, the cat (Sookie) actually died tonight. Fuck. Posted Image


Sorry matey :wallbash:. That sucks donkey balls.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#12007 User is offline   Destiny 

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 08:38 AM

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 04:09 PM, said:

Cat diarrhea all over the place including all over the cat. Oh the joys of pet ownership...


To make it possibly one of the worst Friday nights ever, the cat (Sookie) actually died tonight. Fuck. Posted Image





I'm sorry to hear that. It's always sad to lose a pet Posted Image
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 08:54 AM

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 04:09 PM, said:

Cat diarrhea all over the place including all over the cat. Oh the joys of pet ownership...


To make it possibly one of the worst Friday nights ever, the cat (Sookie) actually died tonight. Fuck. Posted Image


I'm really sorry to hear that. Just the idea of something happening to one of my cats.....it'd be like losing family.
Hope you're doing okay.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#12009 User is offline   Dr Trouble 

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:05 AM

My family is messing with my groove.

I've never been hungry for success. I just want to live my life doing things I like doing and having a good time. I maintain steady employment and do mostly all the right things in life.

Yet all I ever hear about are my brother in laws, how well they are doing at their jobs. My cousins. My sisters. Each conversation they have while I'm around pointedly aiming at my lack of ambition and success. Oh isn't it lovely that they have settled down and married? Did you hear about the raise? Oh, ANOTHER baby on the way?


It seems pathetic to me that It gets me down so much, but it does. /whinge
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 11:13 AM

Watching someone play Journey.. Super amazing- also i don't own it
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 12:13 AM

Hayfever. Stopping me from going to sleep

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 07:05 AM

My own laziness.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 08:09 AM

View PostLoki, on 07 July 2012 - 08:54 AM, said:

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

View PostBaaljagg, on 06 July 2012 - 04:09 PM, said:

Cat diarrhea all over the place including all over the cat. Oh the joys of pet ownership...


To make it possibly one of the worst Friday nights ever, the cat (Sookie) actually died tonight. Fuck. Posted Image


I'm really sorry to hear that. Just the idea of something happening to one of my cats.....it'd be like losing family.
Hope you're doing okay.


That's rough. I lost my cat just over a year ago now, and I'm still gutted about it. There's bugger all you could have done about it though; most serious stuff with cats has the same symptoms as when they're fine and they've just eaten something odd - like puking and crapping everywhere.

This post has been edited by Traveller: 08 July 2012 - 08:09 AM

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#12014 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 08:54 AM

Still have a cold but I'm starting to be on the mend. Mr PigDog has caught it thought so as the least ill person in the house I have to look after both of us :wallbash:
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 10:48 AM

Getting sick and tired of the females in my house constantly pulling the "crying card" to get their own way. I swear I haven't had my own way once in my own fucking house since they moved in.

I am seriously beginning to regret it. Unfortunately now I'm stuck with it. It's getting to the stage where I've become a recluse in my room after I come home from work.

Sorry ladies, but if you didn't have tits and a va-jay-jay, there wouldn't be enough trucks to take you all to the dump.

Snotface has her own TV in her room, but if she doesn't get to watch what she wants down in the living room, then all hell breaks loose, and frankly I'm beginning to realise her mother (whom I love dearly, mind) just enables her. I don't have a TV in my room, so essentially I can't watch my own TV in my own house. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Don't fucking whine to me about whatever inconsequential shit is annoying you if you don't want me to fix it, I'm sick and tired of just "letting you vent" and "validating your feeling" and all that other supportive crap ... because if you don't make an effort to FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM then IT'S NEVER GOING TO END and I'm going to have to listen to this same whine looped into infinity. How about my feelings? How about my right to have some peace and fucking quiet? Why is it ALWAYS me who has to compromise and make the effort to understand women's feelings? I don't think I've ever once heard any popular call for women to make even a token effort to see things from the male side of things. You know - the LOGICAL side. :p

Go ahead and neg-rep me to Kallor-esque levels, but that's the way I'm feeling right now. I think I'm going to have to go and talk to a professional about this, otherwise I'm going to snap. No, don't worry, I won't do anything violent, however I refuse to take responsibility for whatever I may say in the heat of the moment. You know - like women can get away with all the god damn fucking time.

Bitches ALL be crazy. Yes, even you good ones are at least a teensy bit psycho. I swear the trick is to find the LEAST fucked-up (relative concept there) woman to spend your time with, so you can at least slow down or minimise the misery you're going to experience, ending only with the sweet release of death. :wallbash:

And THAT is 50% of what is messing with my groove.

If anyone has a magical quick fix where everyone ends up happy, please feel free to share.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 08 July 2012 - 12:20 PM

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#12016 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 11:28 AM

Women are crazy. Lesbians doubly so :wallbash:

Compromise should be 50/50. Next time the kid carries on about wanting to watch her show in the lounge say fine then take her tv from her room since she doesn't need it and use it yourself. She can't have it both ways.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 12:19 PM

View PostSombra, on 08 July 2012 - 10:48 AM, said:



And THAT is 50% of what is messing with my groove. If anyone has a magical quick fix where everyone ends up happy, please feel free to share.


I don't know how to make everyone happy Sombra, but leaving the house and going to the pub is going to solve your problems. Atleast until you get home again.

Women are beautiful creatures, but they are fucked. (No offense ladies :wallbash:)
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 12:20 PM

View PostLoki, on 08 July 2012 - 11:28 AM, said:

Women are crazy. Lesbians doubly so :wallbash:

Compromise should be 50/50. Next time the kid carries on about wanting to watch her show in the lounge say fine then take her tv from her room since she doesn't need it and use it yourself. She can't have it both ways.


Shuld have multi quoted, but... If I know anything about women, and I don't; this will lead to a fight about being too hard on her baby.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 01:52 PM

broke again, how does this keep happening me?
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 02:11 PM

View PostMacros, on 08 July 2012 - 01:52 PM, said:

broke again, how does this keep happening me?


Beer

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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