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What's messing with your groove?

#12041 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 05:56 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 09 July 2012 - 04:59 PM, said:

View PostPuck, on 09 July 2012 - 04:34 PM, said:

QT.. please read a few posts before worry's, especially Sombra's on the previous page. And then cool down :wallbash:



Cool down?

Wut?

I'm not "hot" in any way (other than the obvious).

Just joining in the convo.

Am I not allowed to contribute anything now without it being construed as freaking out?

Dafuq?

Your post indicates that you missed Sombra's 'Fuck all the bitches, women are shit, it's a man's world, off to join the Going Our Own Way forums now' post that worrywort was taking the mick out of. Please read the previous page if people are saying it provides the context for posts and jokes you don't get. Assuming you're on 40 posts per page anyway.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#12042 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 05:58 PM

View PostSombra., on 09 July 2012 - 05:24 PM, said:

View PostMott, on 09 July 2012 - 05:13 PM, said:

Less freaking out and more 'how many hands is that there horse of yours?' thing I guess.


I'll give a dollar to anyone who can translate that for me :wallbash:


HE SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T REALLY FREAKING OUT, MORE LIKE YOU WERE ON A HIGH HORSE, WHICH IS AN EXPRESSION INDICATING THAT YOU ARE PASSING JUDGEMENT ON PEOPLE FROM A POSITION OF SUPPOSED SUPERIORITY.

I find loud volume is key to trasnslating things. Now give me my dollar.

edit-rats, too slow. My dollar has been claimed by another with faster typing skills.

This post has been edited by Raymond Luxury Yacht: 09 July 2012 - 05:59 PM

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#12043 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 06:02 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 09 July 2012 - 05:58 PM, said:

View PostSombra., on 09 July 2012 - 05:24 PM, said:

View PostMott, on 09 July 2012 - 05:13 PM, said:

Less freaking out and more 'how many hands is that there horse of yours?' thing I guess.


I'll give a dollar to anyone who can translate that for me :wallbash:


HE SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T REALLY FREAKING OUT, MORE LIKE YOU WERE ON A HIGH HORSE, WHICH IS AN EXPRESSION INDICATING THAT YOU ARE PASSING JUDGEMENT ON PEOPLE FROM A POSITION OF SUPPOSED SUPERIORITY.

I find loud volume is key to trasnslating things. Now give me my dollar.

edit-rats, too slow. My dollar has been claimed by another with faster typing skills.


Are you referring to Mott or me as 'he'? Despite my new name I'm still very much a 'her'. Trust me, it was the first thing I checked :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#12044 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 06:04 PM

View PostSombra., on 09 July 2012 - 06:02 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 09 July 2012 - 05:58 PM, said:

View PostSombra., on 09 July 2012 - 05:24 PM, said:

View PostMott, on 09 July 2012 - 05:13 PM, said:

Less freaking out and more 'how many hands is that there horse of yours?' thing I guess.


I'll give a dollar to anyone who can translate that for me :wallbash:


HE SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T REALLY FREAKING OUT, MORE LIKE YOU WERE ON A HIGH HORSE, WHICH IS AN EXPRESSION INDICATING THAT YOU ARE PASSING JUDGEMENT ON PEOPLE FROM A POSITION OF SUPPOSED SUPERIORITY.

I find loud volume is key to trasnslating things. Now give me my dollar.

edit-rats, too slow. My dollar has been claimed by another with faster typing skills.


Are you referring to Mott or me as 'he'? Despite my new name I'm still very much a 'her'. Trust me, it was the first thing I checked :p


Wait, wat? I thought you were sombra with loki's avatar, not loki with sombra's name. What's happening here? I am confused,
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#12045 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 06:07 PM

Someone (Mal I'm looking at you) went a bit crazy. Now everyone's an admin!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#12046 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 07:40 PM

View PostAdjutant.Stormy, on 09 July 2012 - 05:56 PM, said:

Your post indicates that you missed Sombra's 'Fuck all the bitches, women are shit, it's a man's world, off to join the Going Our Own Way forums now' post that worrywort was taking the mick out of. Please read the previous page if people are saying it provides the context for posts and jokes you don't get. Assuming you're on 40 posts per page anyway.


I did read it, I was joining in in my own way. I'm sorry no one got the humor in my comment.

I should not have to walk you through it.
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#12047 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 08:33 PM

Is this world still the same world it always was? Was it ever?
Who am I where?
Are we still us? Were we ever?
Where am I when?
I think it might be the end.
Time to bug-out and commence re-population parameter 7-3-4-9-XXX.
Miss, we'll start with you.
You'll make a great mother.
You're passionate but practical.
I can tell because you're already crying.

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#12048 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 08:42 PM

This shit is all kinds of wrong. And with it, can't change profile information, can't enter chat, what else?

So what about that post of Sombra's? seems it's been cut in half. What alternate forum? I'm game.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:04 PM

Welp. As much as I hate agreeing with Illy, this is just absurd.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#12050 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:10 PM

I'd say this particular joke has run its course.


EDIT: But only because I really, REALLY want access to my Mass Effect Squeeing thread :wallbash:

This post has been edited by Sombra.: 09 July 2012 - 10:53 PM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#12051 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:16 PM

View PostBen A. Delat 2: Eclectic Boogaloo, on 09 July 2012 - 09:04 PM, said:

Welp. As much as I hate agreeing with Illy, this is just absurd.


That's Gothos, isn't it?
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#12052 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:21 PM

View PostWagged Parthenogenesis Jibe, on 09 July 2012 - 10:16 PM, said:

View PostBen A. Delat 2: Eclectic Boogaloo, on 09 July 2012 - 09:04 PM, said:

Welp. As much as I hate agreeing with Illy, this is just absurd.


That's Gothos, isn't it?


Pretty sure G-man is now StudiousLock...

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#12053 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:30 PM

Go to Members tab, select Admins user group, choose member, check Previous Name History on their profile. Or just guess from their sig and member info.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#12054 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:30 PM

I love agreeing with Illy!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#12055 User is offline   Wolfy 

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 02:33 AM

Saying goodbye to the lovelies: Silencer, Blissy and Starling too soon :p
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#12056 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 03:15 AM

View PostWolfy, on 10 July 2012 - 02:33 AM, said:

Saying goodbye to the lovelies: Silencer, Blissy and Starling too soon :p


At least you got to see them! I've been pouting all weekend... :'(

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:10 AM

View PostSombra., on 09 July 2012 - 04:12 AM, said:

Somehow I'm the bad guy because I don't feel my friend is a victim. The only thing he is a victim of is his own stupidity.

He was sleeping with a woman a few months ago who is in a longstanding relationship with a guy that my friend has drinks with on a regular base. Now she has found out she is pregnant and has told my friend he is the father. Somehow, because I wouldn't just agree that the affair was her fault and sit there referring to her as 'the bitch' & 'slag' and because I don't feel the need to tell my friend it isn't his fault or to feel overly sorry for him because a) he might have an unexpected baby on the way and 2) when/if her partner finds out he'll likely beat the shit out of my friend like he did the last guy (put him in ICU and was charged for it) his missus screwed around with. Well then maybe he shouldn't have been fucking another man's woman!!!

He knew what he was doing and he is just as equally responsible for the situation. I understand that it isn't going to be easy and he is going to have months ahead of him before he can know for sure if the kid is his etc but then maybe, just maybe, he shouldn't have said 'Fuck you!' to his morals and common decency in the first place.

I get it. He made a mistake. And as his friend I fully intend to help and support him in anyway but that does NOT mean I have to approve of what he did or overlook his role in it. The fact that people are defending his actions makes me question just what kind of people they are.

At least my friend is owning up to what he did and isn't making excuses for himself.


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Posted 10 July 2012 - 09:38 AM

View PostWolfy, on 10 July 2012 - 02:33 AM, said:

Saying goodbye to the lovelies: Silencer, Blissy and Starling too soon :D


*feels unloved*

Also I am home from the meetup... this makes me sad :p
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 10:20 AM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 10 July 2012 - 09:38 AM, said:

View PostWolfy, on 10 July 2012 - 02:33 AM, said:

Saying goodbye to the lovelies: Silencer, Blissy and Starling too soon :p


*feels unloved*

Also I am home from the meetup... this makes me sad :D


I loves you! I miss all of you tooooooo :p
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#12060 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 12:28 PM

My good friends baby was just born yesterday 9 weeks premature. Underdeveloped lungs ect. The parents are handling it in stride and the baby seems to be doing as well as can be expected.

Still, it's scary as fuck for them as new parents and it messes with my groove.
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