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What's messing with your groove?

#8661 User is offline   majomull 

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 05:23 PM

What is bringing me down? My sister-in-law has infested my house with fleas from her wretched pets.
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 05:24 PM

View Postmajomull, on 23 August 2011 - 05:23 PM, said:

What is bringing me down? My sister-in-law has infested my house with fleas from her wretched pets.

KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 05:28 PM

View PostDutch Flag, on 23 August 2011 - 05:24 PM, said:

View Postmajomull, on 23 August 2011 - 05:23 PM, said:

What is bringing me down? My sister-in-law has infested my house with fleas from her wretched pets.

KILL IT WITH FIRE


My wife would be pissed if I set fire to her sister.
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 05:31 PM

Just the pets and fleas then?
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 05:59 PM

Just had my first earthquake. I'm in DE... no good.
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 06:18 PM

5.3. A rough one Obi, they are pretty freaky to go through.

Glad you're okay.

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 06:21 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 23 August 2011 - 06:18 PM, said:

5.3. A rough one Obi, they are pretty freaky to go through.

Glad you're okay.



It wasn't bad. The problem is that this building should be condemned, is it seems not to be very structually sound.
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 09:46 PM

So much puking. Someone make it stop.
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 10:58 PM

View PostDutch Flag, on 23 August 2011 - 05:10 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on 23 August 2011 - 04:08 PM, said:

LEVELS OF MISERY: ACCEPTABLE

FORGIVENESS GRANTED


In that case, it was all a lie and I'm only typing while the loading screens are up.

I WIL FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A RASP

Also I'm drunk and exhausted and fully unprepared to help all four of my friends who are feeling awful and I'm pissed about it! ALSO PISSED
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 11:07 PM

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 03:47 AM

This has to be one of the worst days for my groove ever....

Attempted to use the chicago Metra system on this first day of clinic, only to wind up a good 3-4 miles from my destination. To make matters worse, I'm in dress shoes that do not lend themselves to long walks, I was running early and now I'm 20 minutes late, I sweat a lot (which doesn't bode well for dressy clothes and the lack of deodorant under my arms), and I am wandering semi-lost in the southside of chicago which is not one of the safer areas of town, especially for a white dude.

So I make it alive and kind-of well to clinic (largely thanks to my wife driving south and picking me up as I wandered the streets) and after making it through the day, manage to get lost again while looking for the train station to get home (the one I should have ended up that morning).

But wait, there's more!

Meanwhile back home, my poor wife locks herself out of the apartment, middle of the day when trying to take the dogs out for a piddle. Doesn't have her phone, baby is inside screaming and no one is around. So she kicks down the front door which was fortunately not dead-bolted. Really sad considering that we both worked hours over several days on that door to reenforce it and then put the trim back on.....

BAD DAY!
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Posted 24 August 2011 - 05:32 AM

View PostBriar King, on 24 August 2011 - 03:59 AM, said:

I have ketchup inbetween my toes...



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Posted 24 August 2011 - 06:34 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 24 August 2011 - 03:47 AM, said:

This has to be one of the worst days for my groove ever....

Attempted to use the chicago Metra system on this first day of clinic, only to wind up a good 3-4 miles from my destination. To make matters worse, I'm in dress shoes that do not lend themselves to long walks, I was running early and now I'm 20 minutes late, I sweat a lot (which doesn't bode well for dressy clothes and the lack of deodorant under my arms), and I am wandering semi-lost in the southside of chicago which is not one of the safer areas of town, especially for a white dude.

So I make it alive and kind-of well to clinic (largely thanks to my wife driving south and picking me up as I wandered the streets) and after making it through the day, manage to get lost again while looking for the train station to get home (the one I should have ended up that morning).

But wait, there's more!

Meanwhile back home, my poor wife locks herself out of the apartment, middle of the day when trying to take the dogs out for a piddle. Doesn't have her phone, baby is inside screaming and no one is around. So she kicks down the front door which was fortunately not dead-bolted. Really sad considering that we both worked hours over several days on that door to reenforce it and then put the trim back on.....

BAD DAY!


Oh ye gods, you suck at public transport.
Also: what kind of reinforced door can be kicked in by a woman? You got robbed on that deal.
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Posted 24 August 2011 - 06:40 AM

View PostGothos, on 24 August 2011 - 06:34 AM, said:


Also: what kind of reinforced door can be kicked in by a woman? You got robbed on that deal.


A woman LOCKED OUT from her child - I doubt ANY reinforced door could have stopped her.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 06:46 AM

That sounds like some motivational bullshit. With a proper reinforced door, she'd sooner break some bones than kick them in.
Unless, you know, the wall next to them is the usual american fare of wooden planks that tips over when yelled at.

Also, once more the self-shutting door lock proves to be a retarted idea.
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Posted 24 August 2011 - 09:19 AM

They say all it takes is one slip-up....well it fucking well did.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 24 August 2011 - 09:49 AM

Here we go.
Just out of curiousity: what did you manage to screw up?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 24 August 2011 - 09:58 AM

Haha nothing like that. Parents caught me at something I shouldn't have been doing (no not pr0nz) and usually I'm smart enough to dodge. Just feel a little pissed off at myself is all )
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 24 August 2011 - 10:14 AM

You really shouldn't smoke.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 24 August 2011 - 12:34 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 24 August 2011 - 03:47 AM, said:

This has to be one of the worst days for my groove ever....

Attempted to use the chicago Metra system on this first day of clinic, only to wind up a good 3-4 miles from my destination. To make matters worse, I'm in dress shoes that do not lend themselves to long walks, I was running early and now I'm 20 minutes late, I sweat a lot (which doesn't bode well for dressy clothes and the lack of deodorant under my arms), and I am wandering semi-lost in the southside of chicago which is not one of the safer areas of town, especially for a white dude.

So I make it alive and kind-of well to clinic (largely thanks to my wife driving south and picking me up as I wandered the streets) and after making it through the day, manage to get lost again while looking for the train station to get home (the one I should have ended up that morning).

But wait, there's more!

Meanwhile back home, my poor wife locks herself out of the apartment, middle of the day when trying to take the dogs out for a piddle. Doesn't have her phone, baby is inside screaming and no one is around. So she kicks down the front door which was fortunately not dead-bolted. Really sad considering that we both worked hours over several days on that door to reenforce it and then put the trim back on.....

BAD DAY!


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