What's messing with your groove?

#3941 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 07 April 2010 - 10:43 PM

Itawamba Agricultural High School. Both the staff and the students.

What a bunch of douchebags.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3942 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 01:58 AM

Oral Reports.

There's no good way that they end.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3943 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 06:48 AM

MTS, on 05 April 2010 - 03:53 AM, said:

25 is atrociously hot?!?! :blink:

Crazy Canucks. You'd probably melt if you were here on a particularly hot summer's day.

Haha, you tell 'em MTS. "high fives"

Been out all day-and I have to leave again soon...

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#3944 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 04:45 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 08 April 2010 - 01:58 AM, said:

Oral Reports.

There's no good way that they end.

I've been led to believe they can end in a rather nice way, or am I thinking of something else?

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#3945 Veilside

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 06:20 PM

Digital Economy Bill being rushed through parliament.

#3946 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 07:53 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 08 April 2010 - 04:45 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 08 April 2010 - 01:58 AM, said:

Oral Reports.

There's no good way that they end.

I've been led to believe they can end in a rather nice way, or am I thinking of something else?

Two hours of presentation on experiments that invariably went terribly due to the underfunding of our lab requiring us to use equipment that was out of date when I was born =/= happy ending.

#3947 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 09:38 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 08 April 2010 - 07:53 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 08 April 2010 - 04:45 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 08 April 2010 - 01:58 AM, said:

Oral Reports.

There's no good way that they end.

I've been led to believe they can end in a rather nice way, or am I thinking of something else?

Two hours of presentation on experiments that invariably went terribly due to the underfunding of our lab requiring us to use equipment that was out of date when I was born =/= happy ending.

That's some God-awful dirty talk right there...

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#3948 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 08:18 AM

I'm trying to break into this drama school, but to do that I'd have to juggle football training which is on the same goddamn day. And that's not even mentioning school work. It's so much stress involved. FML

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#3949 Gothos

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 08:22 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 08 April 2010 - 07:53 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 08 April 2010 - 04:45 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 08 April 2010 - 01:58 AM, said:

Oral Reports.

There's no good way that they end.

I've been led to believe they can end in a rather nice way, or am I thinking of something else?

Two hours of presentation on experiments that invariably went terribly due to the underfunding of our lab requiring us to use equipment that was out of date when I was born =/= happy ending.

You have labs and equipment at school? Or is it uni?

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#3950 Satan

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 03:32 PM

Ain, on 09 April 2010 - 08:18 AM, said:

Ah, the life of crime. I would be nice if, for once, one could break into a building at ones own schedule, no?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#3951 RodeoRanch

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 10:53 PM

Despite professing a break from dating, I went on a date last night. But in my defense she asked me out. Then didn't show. Bitch stood me up! I'm still peeved about that.

#3952 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:04 PM

RodeoRanch, on 09 April 2010 - 10:53 PM, said:

Despite professing a break from dating, I went on a date last night. But in my defense she asked me out. Then didn't show. Bitch stood me up! I'm still peeved about that.

On no! Were you left somewhere embarrassing where it was obvious you had been stood up?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3953 RodeoRanch

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:05 PM

Just a coffee shop. I just sat at a table and muttered angrily to myself. So no different than any other caffeine addict, I suppose!

#3954 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:09 PM

How long do you have to wait before "oh she's late" turns into "fuck, I've been stood up"?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3955 RodeoRanch

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:16 PM

I waited 45 minutes and that was that!

#3956 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 11:18 PM

What a bitch. Lucky escape! Unless she was watching to see just how commited you are. There might be a dead bear in your bed later!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3957 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 03:25 PM

Ain, on 09 April 2010 - 08:18 AM, said:

Football + drama school = are you Ian Roberts?
As for a bit o' B&E, may I suggest Toby's online Scoundrels Academy? Who needs a degree from an internet Uni or pastorship in the Church of the Digital Halo when a few hastily edited and strangely jumpy low-res and poorly-lit clips on youtube can give you a proper street education?

RodeoRanch, on 09 April 2010 - 10:53 PM, said:

Despite professing a break from dating, I went on a date last night. But in my defense she asked me out. Then didn't show. Bitch stood me up! I'm still peeved about that.

The other 3 put her up to it. Then filmed it and put it on ... youtube. Filed under "Bastard's Beginning of the End: 11 more plagues to go".

This post has been edited by Sombra: 10 April 2010 - 03:26 PM

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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#3958 Anomander

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 08:14 PM

I have a physics exam due to start in >2 hours... I need to get a high mark just to pass the class. Looks like I'll probably be redoing it this summer.

And so the First denied their Mother,
in their fury, and so were cast out,
doomed children of Mother Dark.

#3959 MTS

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 11:49 PM

I woke up on someone's apartment floor this morning cuddling a fruit bowl. Still don't know whose it was. Nice apples though.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.