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#3901 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:21 PM

View PostJusentantaka, on 01 April 2010 - 06:55 PM, said:

ps: Tistedoll, does this mean you can post pictures out of uniform? If you know what I mean. teee heee

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#3902 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM

Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 06:19 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:

Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.


Throw off the shackles!
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#3904 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:

Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.


Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless. :)
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#3905 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 07:51 AM

View PostSombra, on 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:

Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.


Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless. :)

Instead of a 3-way breakup at once, how about a royal rumble for the position of girlfriend? With petroleum jelly? :p
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 08:05 AM

View PostSombra, on 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:

Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.


Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless. :)

Nah. Throw a party. Invite a couple of friends. Invite the three ladies (and the crazy midget). get the drink flowing. Everyone will be uneasy. Stand up, make a speech. Tell them they're great but they have you confused. Watch them leave one by one, send your friends after them for consolation. Much debauchery later, run for your life.
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#3907 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 08:55 AM

send the same email to them so that they can see there's more addresses it's aimed for. Bonus points for including sentences with "unique" and "time of my life"
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#3908 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:01 AM

View PostMTS, on 02 April 2010 - 07:51 AM, said:

View PostSombra, on 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:

Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.


Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless. :)

Instead of a 3-way breakup at once, how about a royal rumble for the position of girlfriend? With petroleum jelly? :p


I direct you to post #3878 ...

http://forum.malazan...ndpost&p=745273
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#3909 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:12 AM

View PostGothos, on 02 April 2010 - 08:55 AM, said:

send the same email to them so that they can see there's more addresses it's aimed for. Bonus points for including sentences with "unique" and "time of my life"

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#3910 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:14 AM

Bored and lonely... :)
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#3911 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:20 AM

View PostTapper, on 02 April 2010 - 09:12 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on 02 April 2010 - 08:55 AM, said:

send the same email to them so that they can see there's more addresses it's aimed for. Bonus points for including sentences with "unique" and "time of my life"

Why am I out of rep?
You have a vicious mind, sir. I like it.


I've got the capacity to be a complete monster on a good day, I must say. Hope my mother never learns that! I'm a good son. :>
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#3912 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:33 AM

View PostSombra, on 02 April 2010 - 09:01 AM, said:

View PostMTS, on 02 April 2010 - 07:51 AM, said:

View PostSombra, on 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:

View PostRodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:

Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.


Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless. :)

Instead of a 3-way breakup at once, how about a royal rumble for the position of girlfriend? With petroleum jelly? :p


I direct you to post #3878 ...

http://forum.malazan...ndpost&p=745273

Great minds obviously think alike, Sombra. :p

Oh, and my R:TW has decided it doesn't want to work. Phooey.

This post has been edited by MTS: 02 April 2010 - 09:40 AM

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#3913 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 11:36 AM

I am hungover & bored and want to go home. 27 minutes on the clock still... meh.
Mount & Blade: warband will hopefully be a bit of a diversion.
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#3914 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 11:43 PM

I have projects to work on and I've been hit by a wave of fatigue. All I want to do is go to bed.
But if I do, I sleep till tomorrow morning for sure and no work gets done.
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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#3915 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 11:44 PM

Why did I agree to an early morning gym session tomorrow? Why?
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#3916 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 03:03 AM

It took me 7 and a half hours to get home this morning/afternoon. God, my head hurts.
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Posted 03 April 2010 - 04:24 AM

nyot enough obooze.
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#3918 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 11:01 AM

Another girl that acquired a bf since I last saw her.

Fuck this world.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#3919 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 05:14 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 24 March 2010 - 05:22 PM, said:

Writing a full marketing plan for an imaginary landscaping company is hard. I never ever want to run my own business. I like government work. Less thinking and more pay!

On the plus side I named my imaginary company "The Super Duper Landscaping Company" and that makes me laugh every time I type it.


It's 1h15 in the morning and my project has gone at a snails pace it sucks.
I have to set up a implantation plan for a document management system.

Though in the same vein as Rodeo's company name I have named my consulting firm Weyland-Yutani.

It is quite fun.

Edit:
I have named the tech collaborator firm Adeptus Mechanicus. (It is presently 1h30 am)

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 04 April 2010 - 05:28 AM

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#3920 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 10:09 AM

Can't sleep - lost my phone, and won't be going home for Easter apparently.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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