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What's messing with your groove?

#3921 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 12:54 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 04 April 2010 - 10:09 AM, said:

Can't sleep - lost my phone, and won't be going home for Easter apparently.


Man, that's sounds terrible. Hope better things are coming around the bend. :)
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#3922 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 01:08 PM

View PostAin, on 04 April 2010 - 12:54 PM, said:

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 04 April 2010 - 10:09 AM, said:

Can't sleep - lost my phone, and won't be going home for Easter apparently.


Man, that's sounds terrible. Hope better things are coming around the bend. :p

Getting drunk is always the best solution. :)
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#3923 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 03:16 PM

The leg with a massive lump on it from tripping into the side of my shower (one of those bath shower combo things) abd hitting the side with my shin... now also has a graze covering half the lower leg from falling over today :) owie owie owie owie :p The leg hurts to move

And it wrecked the only pair of jeans I had that still fit

And my team lost the netball game I was watching and was the reason i was in the carpark where I hurt my leg

And tomorrow if the last day of the long weekend :p
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#3924 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 03:20 PM

Are we going to have to start calling you Limp, Centz?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3925 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 03:22 PM

Maybe for the next few days :p My leg looks pretty :p

And what do we call you with your injury previously posted about then? :)
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#3926 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 03:27 PM

Bender. :)
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#3927 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 05:22 PM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 04 April 2010 - 03:22 PM, said:

And what do we call you with your injury previously posted about then? :)

The Broken Arrow? Chipped Sword? Circumsized? :p
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#3928 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 08:07 PM

If the problem persists, we could call it Return of the Crimson Gonad...
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#3929 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 08:38 PM

BAM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3930 User is offline   Korbal Broach 

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 03:09 AM

The end of my 5 day weekend, and the return to normal weather. It was 25 C the last 4-5 days and I'm in Canada... It's normally only about 6-7 C.
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#3931 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 03:22 AM

I know the weather had been atrociously hot. Though I hate rain, and that's what's coming.
I'm still holding out for one last snow dump from nowhere.
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#3932 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 03:53 AM

25 is atrociously hot?!?! :) Crazy Canucks. You'd probably melt if you were here on a particularly hot summer's day. :p
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#3933 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 04:00 AM

Nah, it regularly ramps up to 35 C plus humidity in the summer, we'd do fine.
I just prefer the cold.
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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#3934 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 09:58 PM

Work tomorrow
Ate way too much chocolate
There's bugger all on tv
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#3935 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 10:03 PM

That, Mezla Pigdog,
Is just not how you haiku
You should know better
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3936 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 06 April 2010 - 06:15 PM

People assuming I was drunk because they didnt get my awesome play on words. I was on a tea break at work I'll have you know.
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#3937 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 06 April 2010 - 06:19 PM

You think I'm a cross-dresser?!!
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#3938 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 06 April 2010 - 07:48 PM

I'm assuming now this is a language barrier.

Cross as in mad.

So, you're a cross dresser, as in you're very angry when getting dressed. Its a pune

I was sent the joke earlier and was going to use it on myself, but with a pantless wonder like yourself running around, the joke was doubled.

Alas, to no avail.
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#3939 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 06 April 2010 - 08:09 PM

Oh I got it. And ladies silk underwear does feel wonderful on my janglies.
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Posted 07 April 2010 - 01:32 AM

The only store in town that sells books is our ghettoass walmart.

And they didnt get the new f'ing Dresden book!

Should have foreseen this and ordered the damn thing.
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