What's messing with your groove?

#3881 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 05:45 PM

Rodeo, send a couple over here, the streets of Cardiff are rife with 300 year old women, the likes of which you managed to hook up with...

Messing with my groove is the fact that after work I thought I would shake off the sitting in training stiffness by going for a nice cardio session at the gym. Somehow managed to pull on of my calf muscles...

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 31 March 2010 - 05:45 PM

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We all Scream
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#3882 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 06:26 PM

I don't know what I'm doing

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3883 caladanbrood

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 07:01 PM

Pour gin into glass.
Pour tonic into glass.
Add lime.
Drink.
Repeat.

Easy!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#3884 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:16 AM

Managed to have a week off, and not accomplish ANY of the things I needed desperately to do.

One of which was find a place to live come June 1st. I had a bunch of people ready to rent a place, but 4 of them backed out on me. GODDAMN PEOPLE

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3885 Gothos

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 09:31 AM

caladanbrood, on 31 March 2010 - 07:01 PM, said:

Pour gin into glass.
Pour tonic into glass.
Add lime.
Drink.
Repeat.

Easy!

more like...

Put ice cubes into glass
Pour rum into glass
Pour cola into glass
Add lemon
Drink
Repeat
Start telling all your friends how you want to go to Cuba

This post has been edited by Gothos: 01 April 2010 - 09:33 AM

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#3886 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 11:55 AM

Feel sick as a dog.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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#3887 MTS

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 01:07 PM

Ain, on 01 April 2010 - 11:55 AM, said:

Feel sick as a dog.

As long as you don't feel sick on a dog, you'll be right.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3888 Satan

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 01:42 PM

I'm filthy rich, but I can't access my money. Plague and sandy vaginas all around!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#3889 Aimless

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 02:44 PM

A great week, and today's the start of my Easter break... I have cake, company, good reading, good movies, lots to busy myself with... and just the other day I returned to the fantasy world I'd been messing with since grade-school. It was brilliant, felt like coming home--and, for the first time in MONTHS, I was coming up with new ideas and fixing old ones...

... and then, today, I went into town and picked up some new fantasy. Been discovering a lot of great new stuff lately, and I was very excited about my latest haul.

Among the catch, A Shadow in Summer. I looked it up upon returning home. It's a book featuring city-states that are the remnants of an ancient and powerful empire; sorcerors known as "poets", who work their magic with the help of beings that are (apparently!) ideas given physical form, or (perhaps!) aspects of the sorcerors psyche given form, or (perhaps?) gods of some sort...

What's the big deal? Why'm I posting in this thread??

Well, it reminds me too much of my own ideas

It's not as if I expect to ever publish a fantasy-book, but still... :'(

but I guess it'll be a great read

#3890 MTS

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:11 PM

I was completely unaware of Justin Bieber up until this point.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

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#3891 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:30 PM

MTS, on 01 April 2010 - 03:11 PM, said:

I was completely unaware of Justin Bieber up until this point.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

Had to look him up, and oh yeah I have seen one of his songs. It made me projectile vomit on a dog that Mezla was lining up... Horrendous stuff!

Got nothing messing with my groove right now. I have money coming in, I have a great job and a four day weekend now.

Oh wait, apparently I might not be able to post pictures of me in uniform on teh interwebz... So sorry, everybody!

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#3892 Obdigore

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 06:38 PM

Move To Deleware, get Bronchitis! Go east coast.

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#3893 Jusentantaka

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 06:55 PM

I slipped in the shower and banged my shoulder on the wall, and now there's this fugly bruise growing down my arm

Obdigore, on 01 April 2010 - 06:38 PM, said:

Move To Deleware, get Bronchitis! Go east coast.

Wouldn't have happened if you moved to a superior state like New York or Maryland.

ps: Tistedoll, does this mean you can post pictures out of uniform? If you know what I mean. teee heee

#3894 Obdigore

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:01 PM

Jusentantaka, on 01 April 2010 - 06:55 PM, said:

Obdigore, on 01 April 2010 - 06:38 PM, said:

Move To Deleware, get Bronchitis! Go east coast.

Wouldn't have happened if you moved to a superior state like New York or Maryland.

Are you implying that NY or MD have better air quality than DE? I don't think so! Although driving through penseltucky sucks.

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#3895 Jusentantaka

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:09 PM

air quality might not be better, but the states are exponentially more awesome, one cause its NEW FUCKIN YORK, and the other, because I am here, therefore, you wouldn't have gotten sick.

Also: Penseltucky, the Texas of the east.

#3896 Gothos

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:19 PM

why do you recommend Murderland?

#3897 Obdigore

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:20 PM

So you are implying that you have some sort of anti-disease aura around you that just happens to confrom to the unnatural state borders of maryland?

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#3898 Jusentantaka

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 07:41 PM

Gothos, on 01 April 2010 - 07:19 PM, said:

why do you recommend Murderland?

because I live here. If not for that, this state would suck dildos. Actually, it still does, and I want out like nao, but I love me this house :'( Though I fuckin miss Manhattan. I miss it so damn much.

Anyone want to buy a house in the suburbs? Equidistant to DC and Murdermore. eh? ehhhh?

and yes, obi, I cure canser.

(I can also do syphilis)

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#3899 Obdigore

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 08:44 PM

You cure cancer but give syphilis?

What if I don't have cancer and don't want syphilis?

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#3900 Jusentantaka

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 08:49 PM

hey, I didn't say I could cure canCer, canSer is different. Its the disease you get when you want to eat Cans of Shitier stuff

and I can so cure syphilis, penicillin is easy to make, and i'm sure I've got a couple syringes laying about to inject some into tehz bum

ugh I need to get out and do things... this sitting at the computer 6 hours a day is bullshit.