What's messing with your groove?

#3861 Nicodimas

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 12:51 AM

my massive hangover from drinking for my 27th birthday...ugg what DID I manage do to myself. They are definitely getting worse with age.

Somewhere between Beer pong+ The UFC fight and drink+ shots of scotch/tequila = bad idea.

Also drunken texting..seem to be a weakness of mine for sure.

This post has been edited by Nicodimas: 29 March 2010 - 12:54 AM

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#3862 Jusentantaka

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 12:59 AM

Nicodimas, on 29 March 2010 - 12:51 AM, said:

tequila

Right there is your problem. This is the devil's drink. But still better than gin.

I need to head up to NYC tomorrow for a wine run. its supposed to rain or something though so I cants go speeding with my sexy new car.

#3863 Anomander

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 08:53 AM

I have to be AT work for 6:30am. Gods this sucks...

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#3864 Gothos

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 08:56 AM

Jeeeeebus. I went to a gig on saturday but... I can't remember anything past the support. Got totally shitfaced before hand - I'll say, never, EVER mix beer, vodka AND wine. I'm still feeling dizzy.
My iron stomach didn't give in tho. My no-puking-after-alcohol spree continues unhindered.

Also, gorram time change! Where's my sleepy time?

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#3865 Satan

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:20 AM

I missed both church services yesterday. Never thought that'd be something to mess with my groove, though.

Also, I'm sick again. Urgh!

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#3866 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 04:32 PM

Aptorian, on 28 March 2010 - 09:13 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 28 March 2010 - 06:00 PM, said:

Beard gone.

Did you find anything interesting when it went? Like half eaten sandwiches or cutlery?

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#3867 Cougar

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 06:46 AM

Macros, on 28 March 2010 - 12:48 PM, said:

just checked my messages.
Cougars call apparently inteerupted a flow of cheesy messages with an attractive lady endowed with a wonderful chest.
I was not impressed with his timing, the message I sent to jim reads:

"you useless c**t. U had to ring me for 20 mins wen a wile bit of stuff with a wile set was textin me!!"

This would be all well and good, but it was you who rang me you useless prick.

I just looked at my call record.

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:43 AM

Cougar, on 30 March 2010 - 06:46 AM, said:

Macros, on 28 March 2010 - 12:48 PM, said:

just checked my messages.
Cougars call apparently inteerupted a flow of cheesy messages with an attractive lady endowed with a wonderful chest.
I was not impressed with his timing, the message I sent to jim reads:

"you useless c**t. U had to ring me for 20 mins wen a wile bit of stuff with a wile set was textin me!!"

This would be all well and good, but it was you who rang me you useless prick.

I just looked at my call record.

Two things I just have to know about the bolded part and the subsequent exchange.
1) Is Mac actually talking about the Minge there?
2) And if not, is this chest about a handful, Maccy size? If so, poor lady.

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#3869 Macros

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 08:52 PM

In my defense I was very very drunk.

There was other messages before that, I cleared my inbox today, so I'll have to paraphrase.

(in reference to TCG)
me - "Steal it! I'll give you Broods kidney for it"
cougar - "I want his cock, balls and liver. And a ngiht on the rip in Limerick, with you wearing an Ulster jersey"
me - "But I work in glasgow, hoe will I get to stab city?"

No recollection of any of this.
No more drink.

Out of curiosity, what the hell was discussed? I tihnk I was talking to Mal and Hetan as well?

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#3870 Macros

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 08:53 PM

oh, and it was in reference to a lady with marvelous orbs, Hand to boob ratio has yet to be established

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#3871 Anomander

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 12:33 AM

Messing with my groove is having to work 2 jobs to pay the bills. One of them is heavy lifting for a company near my house while the other is doing architectural drafting from home. Typically the jobs don't coincide (hence the need for 2) but this week has been hell. Today alone I worked a 13.5 hour shift offloading 18-wheelers and now I'll be stuck spending what little evening I have finishing a drafting job that my idiot boss suddenly decided he needs ASAP (originally I had 'til the week's end). Ughh....

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#3872 Slow Ben

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 03:30 AM

I'm flat friggin exhausted.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#3873 RodeoRanch

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 03:34 AM

I seem to be dating three women at the exact same time. This is the coolest worst thing ever. I feel like a right bastard. I have to break up with two of them. I was just hedging my bets and expecting 2 out of 3 to be crazy bitches leaving me with one nice gal. But no. They're all great. Oh dear.

#3874 Slow Ben

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 03:36 AM

Thats awesome.

I mean, not for you, but awesome.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 03:40 AM

Rodeo: that is because you are a right bastard

unless they all know about the others and don't care, then you win a prize. They may all turn out to be crazy bitches if they find out. Or tell them all you have been dating 3 women - th eone that doesn't go nuts is the one you stick with

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 06:00 AM

RodeoRanch, on 31 March 2010 - 03:34 AM, said:

Harem?

Suck it Errant!

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#3877 Gothos

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 07:21 AM

Meh! An unplanned drinking session happened yesterday, and of course we ended up at the Hormone club, and there was this gorgeous girl, the embodiment of the "girl I met at the library" type, she had everything a man could want and then some, also, glasses made her look even better.
However.
My sorry ass has already been pretty gorram drunk. I've been eyeing her for a considerable time, she was eyeing me even more, her friend even left at some point when she was left alone at her table (I guess that could've been an invitation, couldn't it?). I should've striked, really, even if it'd be just 5 minutes to chat up and get her number. Sigh. Sometimes I really want to punch myself in the face.

Also, hungover / still durkn at work sucks.

#3878 Tsundoku

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 07:54 AM

RodeoRanch, on 31 March 2010 - 03:34 AM, said:

Correct - they are dating you precisely BECAUSE you let out the inner bastard we all suspected existed. All of a sudden something about you became more attractive. Have you perhaps come into decent amounts of money recently?

Centzon Totochtin, on 31 March 2010 - 03:40 AM, said:

Rodeo: that is because you are a right bastard

unless they all know about the others and don't care, then you win a prize. They may all turn out to be crazy bitches if they find out. Or tell them all you have been dating 3 women - the one that doesn't go nuts is the one you stick with

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Ain, on 31 March 2010 - 06:00 AM, said:

Harem?

I believe the word you are looking for is "Foursome".

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 08:09 AM

RodeoRanch, on 31 March 2010 - 03:34 AM, said:

Moustache ride?

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