What's messing with your groove?

#3741 Cougar

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 11:05 AM

It's always the second day when it kicks in Sim-sim, you'll barely be able to breathe tomorrow.

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#3742 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 11:10 AM

Well that will be fun, I'm doing an extensive core work out tomorrow...

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#3743 Anomander

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 12:00 PM

My class was canceled and I don't even need to be at uni right now! Fuck this I'm calling it a day.

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#3744 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 03:46 PM

Marriage can be tough.

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#3745 caladanbrood

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Posted 18 March 2010 - 07:57 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 17 March 2010 - 08:32 PM, said:

Assuming another one I have a decision pending for doesn't work out, my other opportunities are quite fuzzy but potentially much better. I've got about 4 months to continue looking before I'm broke.

I want an average career, can I have that one, and you get the better one?

I have a bit of a dilemma relating to this... I have an interview for a 2-month job on April 8th, that if I get, I need to sign the contract for on the day. On the 13th, I have an interview for a 2-year job, but I have no idea how likely I am to get it. I would rather get the 2-year one, but if I don't get the 2-year one, I definitely need the 2-month one. ARG!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#3746 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 01:54 AM

Breasts:

The rest of me has lost 16.5 kg and they have GROWN.
Only a little bit but this is not fair.
I will lose balance soon.
And they are trying to kill me.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3747 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 02:13 AM

I'd love to say I feel your pain, but alas, I do not. The whole XY chromosome thing...

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3748 Gwynn ap Nudd

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 02:36 AM

Idiots. Spent the last couple days pointing out mistakes in someone else's work to one client and get to do much of the same with another client and another person's work tomorrow. Never a fun job to tell someone that what they were planning on doing won't work and they need to do something else, especially when it is going to cost a lot more money.

#3749 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 06:26 AM

LIE ALGEBRAS

#3750 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 08:22 AM

caladanbrood, on 18 March 2010 - 07:57 PM, said:

I have a bit of a dilemma relating to this... I have an interview for a 2-month job on April 8th, that if I get, I need to sign the contract for on the day. On the 13th, I have an interview for a 2-year job, but I have no idea how likely I am to get it. I would rather get the 2-year one, but if I don't get the 2-year one, I definitely need the 2-month one. ARG!

Shit, that's a dilemma! The only thing I can think (assuming you get both), is the 2-year one might have a flexible start date. They must at least assume candidates need 1 months notice in their current job. If you can get out of the 2 month one after a month's notice, then you can do both (I imagine they have that covered in the contract though....). Good luck!

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#3751 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 08:29 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on 19 March 2010 - 01:54 AM, said:

Breasts:

The rest of me has lost 16.5 kg and they have GROWN.
Only a little bit but this is not fair.
I will lose balance soon.
And they are trying to kill me.

I, alas, concur with Stormy. But I hope they stop being an inconvenience.

Suck it Errant!

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#3752 caladanbrood

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 08:35 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 March 2010 - 08:22 AM, said:

caladanbrood, on 18 March 2010 - 07:57 PM, said:

This is what I'm hoping, but I said I would be immediately available for the 2-year job if I got it. QUANDRY!! I'm not sure how honest I can get away with being...

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#3753 King Lear

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 09:13 AM

Friday nights. I have work one Saturday mornings. Normally I can deal with this, more or less, but Friday nights with a flat inspection looming over ones head is just not on. I want hordes of drunken idiots at my house! Not ridiculous tidiness. Grumble grumble.

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#3754 Gothos

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 10:08 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on 19 March 2010 - 01:54 AM, said:

Breasts:

The rest of me has lost 16.5 kg and they have GROWN.
Only a little bit but this is not fair.
I will lose balance soon.
And they are trying to kill me.

Pix or it didn't happen!
Seriously though, that seems more like something awesome than something messing with your groove!

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#3755 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 11:00 AM

caladanbrood, on 19 March 2010 - 08:35 AM, said:

This is what I'm hoping, but I said I would be immediately available for the 2-year job if I got it. QUANDRY!! I'm not sure how honest I can get away with being...

I wouldn't worry about what you said pre-interview. If it was just a word on your application form, they probably barely read it so you can tell them your circumstances at the interview. If you verbally told them, you can still take it back. I would be honest about your circumstances in the 2year interview, anything else and you could wind up looking really foolish! You can never second guess these things.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3756 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 12:18 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 19 March 2010 - 01:54 AM, said:

Breasts:

The rest of me has lost 16.5 kg and they have GROWN.
Only a little bit but this is not fair.
I will lose balance soon.
And they are trying to kill me.

Wrong thread.

Adjutant Stormy, on 19 March 2010 - 02:13 AM, said:

I'd love to say I feel your pain, but alas, I do not. The whole XY chromosome thing...

I bet you'd love to feel her pain you dirty man!

Dammit Cougar was right, the pain in my arms has got worse, and in about an hour I'm off to the gym again. I imagine after a couple of weeks of this I will get more used to working out, but right now I want to curl up in a ball and weep manly tears of pain...

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#3757 Cougar

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 12:26 PM

It'll decrease dramatically after just a week or so, it's not to do with how much work you've done or your inate strength/fitness and everything to do with your body not being used to it

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#3758 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 01:01 PM

not the wrong thread! you see how you like it when your breasts try to kill you!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3759 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 March 2010 - 01:24 PM

Boys will just never be able to comprehend the downsides to big boobies!

You can't sleep in any position you like
You can't look good in certain clothes
You can't run down stairs, ever but particularly when there is an audience at the bottom
Hormones make them inflate/deflate and it can be hard to keep track
They can give you chest wrinkles
You have to dress them appropriately depending on how creepy the male company will be. It's like performing a risk assessment every time you get ready to go out!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed