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Life is a fucking bitch. And then you die slow.
What's messing with your groove?
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Mezla PigDog 
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:47 PM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 03:08 AM
One of my teachers had us hand in a project on the 14th.
Then we have about two weeks to do another one, in which the second week is midterm week, you know that week you don't have any time in?
Fucker.
Then we have about two weeks to do another one, in which the second week is midterm week, you know that week you don't have any time in?
Fucker.
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#3565
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 02:28 PM
You don't "then" die slow. You're dying every second of your life.
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 04:47 PM
Belated Illy Injury Update! You've had your warning, feel free to scroll past at any time.
Back from the hospital appointment. What was that, doctor? 8-12 weeks until the surgical operation with general anesthetic you say? What's that phrase that's the opposite of splendid? Because that's what I'm thinking.
If the surgeon looks like Mel Brooks and has a little guillotine I'm running.
Back from the hospital appointment. What was that, doctor? 8-12 weeks until the surgical operation with general anesthetic you say? What's that phrase that's the opposite of splendid? Because that's what I'm thinking.
Spoiler
If the surgeon looks like Mel Brooks and has a little guillotine I'm running.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#3567
Raymond Luxury Yacht
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 08:20 PM
You getting circumcised now?
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Illuyankas
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 08:29 PM
Subtlety aside, yes. Probably around April/May.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 09:24 PM
Well, at least now you'll have a willie that's been trimmed and altered, just like God intended.
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:13 AM
You're just submitting to a fad the Jewish people started a few thousand years ago. Really, you're just a conformist.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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#3571
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:25 AM
Were you doing something spectacularly interesting when this happened, Illy? Or was it just some of the standard moves and something went horribly wrong? I just don't understand it!
Allegedly circumcised men make better lovers because they can last longer. It might be Jewish propaganda though.....
Allegedly circumcised men make better lovers because they can last longer. It might be Jewish propaganda though.....
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:37 AM
Yeah, the theory is that there's loss of sensitivity/toughening of the skin due to not being protected all the time.
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 01:08 PM
Is that along the same theory that if you constantly walk over burning coals, you get feet that are tougher than Chuck Norris? Doesn't sound appealing to me.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#3574
Cougar
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 01:53 PM
My mate got the chop aged 17, he couldn't walk for about 3 weeks while he got used to his exposed glans rubbing against his trousers.
It's definitely Jewish propaganda, any God's honest Christ botherer will tell you that the intact skin provides more varied stimulation, that's what the Pope says and I'm not arguing with man who was in the Hitler youth. Moreover, you don't want your old man ramming away like a piston engine till you're both in need of a cuppa now do you.
Also the same 'delaying' effect can be reproduced by thinking about Brood naked except for his promo copy of Deadhouse Gates, which keeps the wolf from the door as effectively as, say, talking about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre.
"Don't you think it'll restrict access to DIXons."
It's definitely Jewish propaganda, any God's honest Christ botherer will tell you that the intact skin provides more varied stimulation, that's what the Pope says and I'm not arguing with man who was in the Hitler youth. Moreover, you don't want your old man ramming away like a piston engine till you're both in need of a cuppa now do you.
Also the same 'delaying' effect can be reproduced by thinking about Brood naked except for his promo copy of Deadhouse Gates, which keeps the wolf from the door as effectively as, say, talking about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre.
"Don't you think it'll restrict access to DIXons."
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 02:04 PM
Stop spying on me you bastard.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#3576
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 02:46 PM
Cougar, on 25 February 2010 - 01:53 PM, said:
My mate got the chop aged 17, he couldn't walk for about 3 weeks while he got used to his exposed glans rubbing against his trousers.
It's definitely Jewish propaganda, any God's honest Christ botherer will tell you that the intact skin provides more varied stimulation, that's what the Pope says and I'm not arguing with man who was in the Hitler youth. Moreover, you don't want your old man ramming away like a piston engine till you're both in need of a cuppa now do you.
Also the same 'delaying' effect can be reproduced by thinking about Brood naked except for his promo copy of Deadhouse Gates, which keeps the wolf from the door as effectively as, say, talking about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre.
"Don't you think it'll restrict access to DIXons."
It's definitely Jewish propaganda, any God's honest Christ botherer will tell you that the intact skin provides more varied stimulation, that's what the Pope says and I'm not arguing with man who was in the Hitler youth. Moreover, you don't want your old man ramming away like a piston engine till you're both in need of a cuppa now do you.
Also the same 'delaying' effect can be reproduced by thinking about Brood naked except for his promo copy of Deadhouse Gates, which keeps the wolf from the door as effectively as, say, talking about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre.
"Don't you think it'll restrict access to DIXons."
Been there, done that. The bastard is the stitches. If they get caught in any fabric you'll assume the foetal position in .4 seconds. But three weeks is an exaggeration. Also, you want to retard the cumming, not make your dick go limp. Imagining Brood naked will ruin any intercourse I'm having at that time.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Illuyankas
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:15 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 25 February 2010 - 08:25 AM, said:
Were you doing something spectacularly interesting when this happened, Illy? Or was it just some of the standard moves and something went horribly wrong?
A 'lady companion' (ok, random drunk student) decided that parts of my anatomy could stretch further than mere physics and biology allowed. She was horribly, horribly wrong. It's just luck that the nasty looking scars are all on an area that can be removed if needed, and I wouldn't be doing this if they didn't need to be removed.
Brynjar, on 25 February 2010 - 02:46 PM, said:
Also, you want to retard the cumming, not make your dick shrivel up and invert itself. Imagining Brood naked will ruin any intercourse I'm having at that time, destroy all chances in the future and will retroactively make all previous sex unhappen.
Fixed for accuracy.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:51 PM
Woo! I think I should make it my mission to stalk malazites, ruining their sex lives and removing any chance of reproduction.
In fairness, I get fairly horrified imagining myself naked, I can't even imagine what it must be like for the rest of you.
In fairness, I get fairly horrified imagining myself naked, I can't even imagine what it must be like for the rest of you.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:56 PM
Your girlfriend hates herself a lot doesn't she?
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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caladanbrood
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 03:58 PM
You would think so...
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