What's messing with your groove?

#3581 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 05:36 PM

Hands up if you are trying not to imagine Brood naked right now.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3582 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 05:38 PM

Trying?
I succeed in not picturing Brood naked.

It's a skill I developed in high school while hanging around with someone who had a tendency to conjure up disturbing images.
Now I have a firewall between my ideas and my visual cortex.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3583 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 07:47 PM

*raise hand*

DAMN YOU ILLY

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3584 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 25 February 2010 - 07:48 PM

Why are you blaming me? Cougar mentioned it first!

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3585 caladanbrood

Ugly on the Inside

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 09:06 PM

Well, Cougar is obsessed with me, you can't blame him for obeying his primal urges, however revolting they might be.

This post has been edited by caladanbrood: 25 February 2010 - 09:06 PM

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#3586 Obdigore

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 09:09 PM

caladanbrood, on 25 February 2010 - 09:06 PM, said:

Well, Cougar is obsessed with me, you can't blame him for obeying his primal urges, however revolting they might be.

The way I heard it you told him his chest minge would be just like snuggling up to a bear skin rug in front of a fire.
Don't put this all on Cougar.

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#3587 Darkwatch

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 09:17 PM

Why is it that Cougar maintains sexual tension with multiple forum members?

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3588 Obdigore

ThunderBear

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 09:20 PM

Darkwatch, on 25 February 2010 - 09:17 PM, said:

Why is it that Cougar maintains sexual tension with multiple forum members?

Because sexual slack is no fun?

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.

#3589 Wry

High Fist

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 09:49 PM

Again... AGAIN!!

Fucking junkies, I have a shit car with nothing in it, stop breaking into it!

“Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead"

#3590 Darkwatch

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 10:17 PM

Electrify it.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3591 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 10:35 PM

Keep it unlocked.

Error: Signature not valid

#3592 rhulad

First Sword

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 11:06 PM

Put a very angry and hungry panther into it.

#3593 Tapper

Lover of High House Mafia

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 10:29 AM

Put a detachable policelight on the shotgun seat.

Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad

#3594 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 26 February 2010 - 10:48 AM

Cut it with scissors.

I am hot, tired, dirty and have to get up at 6 tommorow.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#3595 bubba

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Kill all the golfers...

Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:06 PM

Wry, on 25 February 2010 - 09:49 PM, said:

Again... AGAIN!!

Fucking junkies, I have a shit car with nothing in it, stop breaking into it!

Stop LOCKING it! if there is nothing in it, don't lock it.

#3596 Cougar

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:24 PM

That would invalidate his insurance if it were nicked or vandalised though.

I AM A TWAT

#3597 Obdigore

ThunderBear

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:51 PM

@Cougar - Really, leaving it unlocked invalidates the insurance if someone steals it? Weird.

Anyway, Moving in a month, I have been paying for everything so the GF has been saving up... its weird not to be controlling the cash. Not sure I like it.

Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.