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What's messing with your groove?

#31101 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted Today, 11:30 AM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 15 July 2025 - 07:44 AM, said:

I accidentally some plastic crack.

Damn you, Games Workshop.


I'm trying to sort out which word is missing here...."bought"? "Snorted"? "Painted"?
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#31102 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted Today, 11:40 AM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 15 July 2025 - 07:44 AM, said:

I accidentally some plastic crack.

Damn you, Games Workshop.



You don't smoke the plastic crack, it smokes you
You don't order the plastic crack, it orders you
You don't buy the plastic crack, it sells your soul
And cracks the world until it's one great hole (... again (MEGHA!))
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#31103 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted Today, 11:43 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 15 July 2025 - 11:30 AM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 15 July 2025 - 07:44 AM, said:

I accidentally some plastic crack.

Damn you, Games Workshop.


I'm trying to sort out which word is missing here...."bought"? "Snorted"? "Painted"?


yes
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#31104 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted Today, 12:44 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 15 July 2025 - 11:43 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 15 July 2025 - 11:30 AM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 15 July 2025 - 07:44 AM, said:

I accidentally some plastic crack.

Damn you, Games Workshop.


I'm trying to sort out which word is missing here...."bought"? "Snorted"? "Painted"?


yes


ALL OF THE ABOVE! Excellent sir.
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#31105 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted Today, 12:52 PM

FFS Maark - download the sprue specs, splash out on some plastic resin and give both to a mate with a couple of 3D printers.

Printing sprues, not complete figures means you have customisability plus it looks legit for tournament purposes, in case you want to go that deep into the mire.
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#31106 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted Today, 01:32 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 15 July 2025 - 12:52 PM, said:

FFS Maark - download the sprue specs, splash out on some plastic resin and give both to a mate with a couple of 3D printers.



For those of us NOT living inside a William Gibson novel...none of my mates have such tech.
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#31107 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted Today, 01:50 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 15 July 2025 - 01:32 PM, said:

View PostTsundoku, on 15 July 2025 - 12:52 PM, said:

FFS Maark - download the sprue specs, splash out on some plastic resin and give both to a mate with a couple of 3D printers.



For those of us NOT living inside a William Gibson novel...none of my mates have such tech.


Quick search seemed to turn up plenty of 3D printing places in/near Toronto...

https://3dphacktory.com/

You know how the old saying goes: Give a man a figure, he'll be eaten for a day
Give a man access to a 3D printer and he'll be devoured for eternity

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#31108 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted Today, 04:04 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 15 July 2025 - 01:50 PM, said:

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View PostQuickTidal, on 15 July 2025 - 01:32 PM, said:

View PostTsundoku, on 15 July 2025 - 12:52 PM, said:

FFS Maark - download the sprue specs, splash out on some plastic resin and give both to a mate with a couple of 3D printers.



For those of us NOT living inside a William Gibson novel...none of my mates have such tech.


Quick search seemed to turn up plenty of 3D printing places in/near Toronto...




right , but none of them are my mates.
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#31109 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted Today, 08:23 PM

Well clearly there's an implied mission right there. :p
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#31110 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted Today, 09:20 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 15 July 2025 - 04:04 PM, said:

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 15 July 2025 - 01:50 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 15 July 2025 - 01:32 PM, said:

View PostTsundoku, on 15 July 2025 - 12:52 PM, said:

FFS Maark - download the sprue specs, splash out on some plastic resin and give both to a mate with a couple of 3D printers.



For those of us NOT living inside a William Gibson novel...none of my mates have such tech.


Quick search seemed to turn up plenty of 3D printing places in/near Toronto...



right , but none of them are my mates.


And they're in Toronto, which you left... perhaps you should offer to buy them a few rounds of meth?

Oh wait, I forgot, all the cool Canadians these days are members of MS-13...

(Well, so long as they're fighting Trump...)

For love meth or money, you can pay them to be your mates
and give birth to endless 3D plastic cracks of Fate
to fall through...

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