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#24101 Puck

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Posted 27 March 2018 - 03:44 PM

Ever missed your train because of impractical shoes? Yeah, I almost did just now. Thank you, train conductor guy, for opening the doors. Holy hell, my shins hurt.

Also, ever bought something only to smash it to pieces on the floor by accident an hour later? The universe does not want me to wear make-up. Just as well.

Yeah, it's that kind if day.

This post has been edited by Puck: 27 March 2018 - 03:49 PM

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#24102 Mentalist

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Posted 27 March 2018 - 03:54 PM

Puck, on 27 March 2018 - 03:44 PM, said:

Been there. Smashed my brand new phone 2 days after I got it. A day later the case I ordered for it arrived.

Sometimes, things just don't work out.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#24103 Cause

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Posted 28 March 2018 - 12:08 PM

A white women in my country has just been sentenced to 3 years in prison for racist remarks. After she was mugged she was recorded screaming at black police officers calling them Kaffers. I don't support her behavior but I find the sentence and the precedent it sets to be extremely worrying. Especially in that I live in a country in which senior government officials have publically called for the murder of white people as recently as only a few weeks ago and have not been charged or punished.

This is all before a controversial bill of Hate speech that the government is trying to pass that will basically define any negative comment on about anything sex, race, disability, tribe, job etc) as hate speech which will be punishable by jail.

The law is not being applied equally in this case but more so I would argue that hate speech without an incitement to violence should never be punishable by actual jail time. Its the kind of crime that requires a social punishment not a criminal one I would think.

#24104 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 28 March 2018 - 10:26 PM

Oh paid employment is such a drag. How did the world let it become accepted that overwork and understaffing is the norm? Massive humanity failure.

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#24105 Nicodimas

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 05:24 AM

This weekend I went on a spontaneous trip with some 24-25 year olds girls to Vegas. I mean it was totally memorable and fun literally show them the time of their lives ..we went to clubs.. we went to restraunts.... we partied. Good times.

Literally captured what might be the coolest pic of me. Ever.

.. in a couple days I’ll be 35 and sit here still kinda rough from that particular experience. Im kind of bummed today... really that’s it’s.

-If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone

#24106 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 06:30 AM

Nicodimas, on 29 March 2018 - 05:24 AM, said:

Don't be such a tease. Pics or it didn't happen.

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#24107 Nicodimas

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 07:39 AM

Tsundoku, on 29 March 2018 - 06:30 AM, said:

Nicodimas, on 29 March 2018 - 05:24 AM, said:

Don't be such a tease. Pics or it didn't happen.

Challenge accepted.

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#24108 Macros

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 07:48 AM

How did you get my small beer glass?

2012
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#24109 Cause

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 10:26 AM

Nicodimas, on 29 March 2018 - 07:39 AM, said:

Tsundoku, on 29 March 2018 - 06:30 AM, said:

Nicodimas, on 29 March 2018 - 05:24 AM, said:

Don't be such a tease. Pics or it didn't happen.

Challenge accepted.

This is only one girl?

#24110 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 12:22 PM

It looks like you're at IHOP. Wait, is there an IHOP in Vegas?

'tis a mighty beer though.

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#24111 Andorion

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 02:49 PM

SO is off on a trip with friends. Feeling lonely.

#24112 Nicodimas

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 03:12 PM

QuickTidal, on 29 March 2018 - 12:22 PM, said:

It looks like you're at IHOP. Wait, is there an IHOP in Vegas?

'tis a mighty beer though.

http://www.hofbrauhauslasvegas.com

My fav Vegas stop. Def go

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#24113 QuickTidal

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 03:20 PM

Nicodimas, on 29 March 2018 - 03:12 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 29 March 2018 - 12:22 PM, said:

It looks like you're at IHOP. Wait, is there an IHOP in Vegas?

'tis a mighty beer though.

http://www.hofbrauhauslasvegas.com

My fav Vegas stop. Def go

Whoa, that looks awesome. Will definitely check it out next time I'm there.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#24114 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 05:59 PM

Andorion, on 29 March 2018 - 02:49 PM, said:

SO is off on a trip with friends. Feeling free and ready to party!

FTFY mate.

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#24115 Mentalist

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 09:26 PM

Weird shoulder pain. No idea what'd cause it.

Made scrambling to finish stuff at work today (short week is great and all, but he'll on my work scheduling) a literal pain.

Good thing I was already planning to brave the rain for a swim tonight. Hopefully I can stretch out whatever's wrong with it.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#24116 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 March 2018 - 11:31 PM

Mentalist, on 29 March 2018 - 09:26 PM, said:

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#24117 Slow Ben

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Posted 30 March 2018 - 03:09 AM

Ment is hurt so often I just assume he's Eric Idle from National Lampoons European Vacation

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I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#24118 Abyss

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 07:50 AM

Bachelorluver, on 30 March 2018 - 06:43 PM, said:

Damn tornado hit a road over 2 nights ago while I blissfully slept. They are very rare and I have never seen one. That's fucking close.

Ok, who was in charge of calibrating the weatherstrike satellite this time?

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#24119 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 01:24 AM

Abyss, on 31 March 2018 - 07:50 AM, said:

Bachelorluver, on 30 March 2018 - 06:43 PM, said:

Damn tornado hit a road over 2 nights ago while I blissfully slept. They are very rare and I have never seen one. That's fucking close.

Ok, who was in charge of calibrating the weatherstrike satellite this time?

Me, I was drunk and missed.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>