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What's messing with your groove?

#23301 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 03 October 2017 - 09:34 PM

View Postworry, on 03 October 2017 - 07:15 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 03 October 2017 - 04:32 PM, said:

Motherfucker, i'm listening to talk radio


Let me stop you there...




Sports talk radio. Most of it is garbage, but i love me some Russillo.
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#23302 User is online   worry 

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Posted 03 October 2017 - 09:42 PM

Ah ok, my bad. I forgot sports existed.
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Posted 04 October 2017 - 10:46 PM

View PostBriar King, on 04 October 2017 - 10:38 PM, said:

Hmm very strange dream last night that I'm stumped on trying to find the meaning of. I went to a dr appointment and it was night. I was engaging in random conversation with staff and patients until I went into the room. Inside the room was Bill dressed up in a black suit. On the other bed in a hospital gown was a very rough looking Hillary smiling at me. Bill came up to me and shook my hand and we started talking about women. After the chit chat I turned to her and went to her side after a moment. When I got there we both broke down in the most gut wrenching sobbing fest and embraced and confessed to each other that we were terminal and weren't long for this world and even during this without breaking stride I told her how much I hated her.

I woke up before her reply or just can't remember it but this was a very odd dream that I have had hovering over me all day and I don't like the way it makes me feel but damn if I know what it means.


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#23304 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 05 October 2017 - 07:33 PM

first world

youtube is putting a minute unskippable ad in between every single video I watch
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Posted 05 October 2017 - 07:54 PM

View PostMacros, on 05 October 2017 - 07:33 PM, said:

first world

youtube is putting a minute unskippable ad in between every single video I watch


Google with the new phones and face scanning will be implementing if you don’t physically watch said ad ( and react posistively ) you can’t turn it off.

Imagine this in another decade.
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#23306 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 05 October 2017 - 08:09 PM

i cant wait until you start mass producing your tin foil hats to protect all of us
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#23307 User is online   worry 

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Posted 05 October 2017 - 08:13 PM

He's right about this one though.
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Posted 05 October 2017 - 08:16 PM

View PostMacros, on 05 October 2017 - 08:09 PM, said:

i cant wait until you start mass producing your tin foil hats to protect all of us


Wat? This is common knowledge. The new phones have front facing facial detection software. They are/will be also enabling ads based off this.

Lol ...we are calling emotional captcha’s in my group. Woops! You didn’t react to our ad right .. now we repeat it.

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Posted 05 October 2017 - 10:28 PM

Now, if only there were some kind of... Large... Regulatory body of some kind. Something with the power to prevent things like this. Gosh, wouldn't it be amazing if we lived in a world like that?

(seriously though, I can see this getting stopped in the EU. Sorry America.)
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Posted 06 October 2017 - 12:18 AM

View PostNicodimas, on 05 October 2017 - 08:16 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on 05 October 2017 - 08:09 PM, said:

i cant wait until you start mass producing your tin foil hats to protect all of us


Wat? This is common knowledge. The new phones have front facing facial detection software. They are/will be also enabling ads based off this.

Lol ...we are calling emotional captcha’s in my group. Woops! You didn’t react to our ad right .. now we repeat it.

It’s 2017! Silicon Valley leads the way


Hooray for us Blackberry owners. our phones are too primitive for this face recognition shit. We still use physical keyboards.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 06 October 2017 - 11:04 AM

That shit won't fly here
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Posted 06 October 2017 - 12:16 PM

View PostMacros, on 05 October 2017 - 07:33 PM, said:

first world

youtube is putting a minute unskippable ad in between every single video I watch


Addblocker! For the love of god, life is too short to watch the youtube adverts
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Posted 06 October 2017 - 03:45 PM

Why in the fuck is it so hard for people to just give a 2 week notice when leaving a job? And then actually work them?
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Posted 06 October 2017 - 05:57 PM

View PostJPK, on 06 October 2017 - 03:45 PM, said:

Why in the fuck is it so hard for people to just give a 2 week notice when leaving a job? And then actually work them?


We have a US office and I'm always really shocked when people just go! Even if they work their 2 weeks it's so fast. In the UK we have to give 1 to 3 months notice. 3 months is a pain in the arse when you want to move on.

I'm still quite deaf in one ear. Have to go to hospital next week because apparently that isn't normal. The upshot is that I have been sleeping very well because I typically lie on my good ear and so can't hear a thing.
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Posted 06 October 2017 - 08:20 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 06 October 2017 - 05:57 PM, said:

View PostJPK, on 06 October 2017 - 03:45 PM, said:

Why in the fuck is it so hard for people to just give a 2 week notice when leaving a job? And then actually work them?


We have a US office and I'm always really shocked when people just go! Even if they work their 2 weeks it's so fast. In the UK we have to give 1 to 3 months notice. 3 months is a pain in the arse when you want to move on.

I'm still quite deaf in one ear. Have to go to hospital next week because apparently that isn't normal. The upshot is that I have been sleeping very well because I typically lie on my good ear and so can't hear a thing.


Well to be honest they cut your health insurance if they can your ass in the US at midnight.. so 2 weeks seems more than fair really. Id be mailing it in
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#23316 User is offline   JPK 

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 08:40 PM

View PostNicodimas, on 06 October 2017 - 08:20 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 06 October 2017 - 05:57 PM, said:

View PostJPK, on 06 October 2017 - 03:45 PM, said:

Why in the fuck is it so hard for people to just give a 2 week notice when leaving a job? And then actually work them?


We have a US office and I'm always really shocked when people just go! Even if they work their 2 weeks it's so fast. In the UK we have to give 1 to 3 months notice. 3 months is a pain in the arse when you want to move on.

I'm still quite deaf in one ear. Have to go to hospital next week because apparently that isn't normal. The upshot is that I have been sleeping very well because I typically lie on my good ear and so can't hear a thing.


Well to be honest they cut your health insurance if they can your ass in the US at midnight.. so 2 weeks seems more than fair really. Id be mailing it in


Yeah, I'm totally ok with 2 weeks. During those rare times that they actually give one. I'm also a believer in "short-timers" syndrome. As long as you are a physical body helping customers, I really don't care what else you do during the last two weeks. Just fucking show up. I really don't understand how people can just walk off, especially when they don't have anything else lined up.
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Posted 09 October 2017 - 03:57 AM

View PostBriar King, on 09 October 2017 - 03:54 AM, said:

I'd sure like to know wtf is going on in my neighborhood. 2 nights ago about 1 AM I was outside next my fire with my mutt and I saw 2 cars parked on the side of the road. I began to watch them as homecoming is upon my town and I figured it was kids rolling a house so started to walk the distance to get some entertainment. As I was 3 more cars pulled up and the drivers got out to dig in there trunks so I knew they were going to get the toilet paper right? I was about 2/3 of the way there and I heard numerous gun slides and running feet so I hit the fucking deck in the middle of the road and not 2 sec later I heard the bullhorn, "Blah blah this is the CPSO! Come out with your hands up!" and Q beams flooded on a house 3 lots away... holy shit!! Idk these people, they just moved in a few months ago.

Then just now a cop turned down my road hauling ass with both side Q beams on. For real wtf is going on here?! This is a wonderful upperclass neighborhood.


What's the CPSO?
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Posted 09 October 2017 - 04:19 AM

View PostBriar King, on 09 October 2017 - 04:03 AM, said:

Calcasieu Parish Sheriffs Office.


So drug bust?
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Posted 09 October 2017 - 04:38 AM

Did you check the police blotter?
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Posted 09 October 2017 - 04:56 PM

Change of seasons is definitely here.Allergy attack out of nowhere. Can't even sit anymore.
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