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#20642
Lady Bliss 
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Posted 06 August 2016 - 10:44 PM
My mother moved in and she is driving me crazy...I now have old lady stuff all over my house and she keeps reorganizing my closets (even my bedroom)... I'm trying to find a tactful way to explain about boundaries...
"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock
#20643
Tsundoku
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Posted 08 August 2016 - 10:18 AM
Work is moving me to Townsville (no, not the one with the Powerpuff girls either 
) next year for 3 years. Bugger.
My plans to win the $50 million lottery need more work.
) next year for 3 years. Bugger.My plans to win the $50 million lottery need more work.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#20644
Aptorian
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Posted 08 August 2016 - 10:37 AM
Captain Needa, on 08 August 2016 - 10:18 AM, said:
My plans to win the $50 million lottery need more work.
Buy more tickets. If you buy two tickets you are twice as likely to win the lottery. That's like 50% chance of winning or something I think. I haven't checked the math.
This post has been edited by Apt: 08 August 2016 - 10:38 AM
#20645
Vengeance
- High Priest of Shinrei Love and Worship
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- very good...;)
Posted 08 August 2016 - 08:56 PM
Mentalist, on 05 August 2016 - 03:22 AM, said:
re: yoga: meeting girls? most likely
Feeling good? HELL, NO. every part of your body will hurt like hell.
Mentalist, hates yoga.
Feeling good? HELL, NO. every part of your body will hurt like hell.
Mentalist, hates yoga.
Sure it will. Then after a while it won't anymore. Then you will know the moves and do them really well and girls will be like damm he looks good and is able to balance on his hands for 5 minutes in 90 degree temp in crow pose. Fuck yeah.
- I love yoga I did it for years. It helped me through a horrible job. Me and my wife would go to classes. I was either the only guy or one of 2 guys in most classes. If I had any free time now I would happily do yoga again. If I was ever single I would do a lot of yoga.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
#20646
Vengeance
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- very good...;)
Posted 08 August 2016 - 09:00 PM
Gust Hubb, on 05 August 2016 - 03:48 AM, said:
Haha, yeah actually I think I found my best shot in this meetup thing. I just decided on a whim to go out and loved it.
Venge, I like hot girls, I just don'the want to get caught staring...
Venge, I like hot girls, I just don'the want to get caught staring...
Don't worry by the time you can balance well enough to stare and not be worried about falling on your head or flat on your face they will be staring at you. The key is to be at the back of the room so that
a. You have great views
b. nobody can see how much you suck.
Then eventually you will work your way up to the front of the class and they will be staring at you.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
#20647
Gust Hubb
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 01:12 AM
Haha, well, forgive me if I talk too much about dates here. Just the current up of my life. And actually, a third date tonight, out of the blue this time with someone I so far really connect with. Should be fun. A lot of similarities between us thus far, we shall see once this night is over.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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#20648
worry
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 02:24 AM
There's a big wildfire a little south of me that's sending hella smoke and ash my way w/ the wind, a daylong irritant.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#20649
Slow Ben
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 02:30 AM
Hoverflies. Everyfrigginwhere, hoverflies.
I can walk in my yard and there will, literally, be a hundred of those damn things on me.
I can walk in my yard and there will, literally, be a hundred of those damn things on me.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#20650
Mentalist
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 03:08 AM
Myy shoulders still sore from too much volleyball last weekend. And I misplaced the spiky plastic ball thing I use to un-kink sore muscles.
Also may have roilled my ankle again. Half-slipped out of my cleat, overextended, and felt the heel go "ow"
No way to tell how bad untill tom. On the bright side, no game tom, so can hit the pool and nurse it back to ok state for Wed, provided it's minor.
Also may have roilled my ankle again. Half-slipped out of my cleat, overextended, and felt the heel go "ow"
No way to tell how bad untill tom. On the bright side, no game tom, so can hit the pool and nurse it back to ok state for Wed, provided it's minor.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#20651
EmperorMagus
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 06:38 AM
Fuck Microsoft, Fuck windows 10, Fuck Microsoft.
Even with the MS update service disabled and banned from ever starting up they somehow managed to update my computer.
Fuck I wish I knew how to change over to a good linux distro.
Even with the MS update service disabled and banned from ever starting up they somehow managed to update my computer.
Fuck I wish I knew how to change over to a good linux distro.
Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
#20652
Silencer
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Interests:Malazan Book of the Fallen series.
Computer Game Design.
Programming.
Posted 09 August 2016 - 07:05 AM
Shifting to Linux isn't that hard these days. Ubuntu is basically Windows but with less mainstream software support, and is almost a one-click install.
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#20653
EmperorMagus
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 07:11 AM
Silencer, on 09 August 2016 - 07:05 AM, said:
Shifting to Linux isn't that hard these days. Ubuntu is basically Windows but with less mainstream software support, and is almost a one-click install.
But Ubuntu has all the issues windows has.
I tried to shift to Gnome, but apparently my VGA fucks linux in the ass. Couldn't make it get past the initial boot page.
Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
#20654
Silencer
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 07:59 AM
EmperorMagus, on 09 August 2016 - 07:11 AM, said:
Silencer, on 09 August 2016 - 07:05 AM, said:
Shifting to Linux isn't that hard these days. Ubuntu is basically Windows but with less mainstream software support, and is almost a one-click install.
But Ubuntu has all the issues windows has.
I tried to shift to Gnome, but apparently my VGA fucks linux in the ass. Couldn't make it get past the initial boot page.
Like I said, basically Windows.
Linux has some pretty major compatibility issues across the board, and given most of the distros like to discourage use of the official drivers as they aren't open source, it's a crapshoot as to whether your hardware works out of the box, or even works well enough to go and get the necessary updates, drivers etc. But that's Linux for you.
You could try Mint or something. I've heard decent things about that, but your vga could still be an issue.
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#20655
King Lear
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#20656
Lady Bliss
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 09:36 AM
spent the night listening to blues music (Stevie Ray)...man this shit is SAD...i think i just mail ordered a suicide kit off of amazon prime...
"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock
#20657
Silencer
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 10:13 AM
King Lear, on 09 August 2016 - 08:56 AM, said:
Oh dear. Yes I think that would be a good idea. XD
And seeing you post here just reminded me of something I need to do! *to Facebook!*
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#20658
Abyss
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 03:33 PM
Lady Bliss, on 09 August 2016 - 09:36 AM, said:
spent the night listening to blues music (Stevie Ray)...man this shit is SAD...i think i just mail ordered a suicide kit off of amazon prime...
on the bright side, free returns.
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'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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#20659
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 09 August 2016 - 08:46 PM
Exercise. Waaaaah. Swam a really lame distance extremely slowly and now I'm in absolute agony.
Also parenthood has made watching Fear The Walking Dead feel really stressful. Before I would think "Well I'm bound to die in the first wave" but now I've got frickin responsibilities.
Also parenthood has made watching Fear The Walking Dead feel really stressful. Before I would think "Well I'm bound to die in the first wave" but now I've got frickin responsibilities.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#20660
Solidsnape
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- From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.
Posted 09 August 2016 - 11:35 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 09 August 2016 - 08:46 PM, said:
Exercise. Waaaaah. Swam a really lame distance extremely slowly and now I'm in absolute agony.
Also parenthood has made watching Fear The Walking Dead feel really stressful. Before I would think "Well I'm bound to die in the first wave" but now I've got frickin responsibilities.
Also parenthood has made watching Fear The Walking Dead feel really stressful. Before I would think "Well I'm bound to die in the first wave" but now I've got frickin responsibilities.
It's the main series that always got me.
Whenever Judith wasn't in somebody's arms I was screaming at the TV "GET THE BABY GOD DAMMIT!"
Haha.
Still no sniff of a job for me either.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
