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Abyss, on 02 August 2013 - 02:05 PM, said:
I've seen porn that starts like this.
....what?
....what?
.....where?
What's messing with your groove?
#14701
Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:16 PM
.....where?
A Haunting Poem
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
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We all Scream
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#14703
EmperorMagus
- Scarecrow of Low House PEN
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Posted 03 August 2013 - 05:38 PM
Why can't I do anything unless it has deadline and the deadline is tomorrow?
Seriously, what am I doing on the internet right now?
Arrrgh
btw, Spider in your fridge? How do you live in that house?Although spider porn does sound fun.
Seriously, what am I doing on the internet right now?
Arrrgh
btw, Spider in your fridge? How do you live in that house?Although spider porn does sound fun.
Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm
#14705
Ain't_It_Just_
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- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 04 August 2013 - 10:38 AM
My friend's mother, who has depression, hasn't been answering her phone. She also slipped and hit her head earlier. No response in 3 hours. I'm really worried.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#14706
Satan
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Posted 04 August 2013 - 12:34 PM
Graablick, on 03 August 2013 - 10:21 PM, said:
Well, its better then 60 or 30 degree. Then you had to have something to help you from falling or a balance better then satan.
To be fair, I did fall out of heaven. Those puffy clouds are a lot harder to walk on than you think!
Legalise drugs! And murder!
#14707
Kanese S's
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:55 AM
Everything.
Laseen did nothing wrong.
I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.
I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.
#14709
Centzon Totochtin
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- Bunnies!
Posted 07 August 2013 - 01:07 PM
Today has been a less than pleasant day, woke up stupidly early and couldn't get back to sleep, took my car in for a service as the oil light came on on my way home from work Monday (didn't drive ir Tuesday), get a call from the mechanic, the engine has seized and needs to be replaced, my rent payments went wonky and I have had the money returned, but didn't notice so I am behind on my rent (at least i can rectify this one) and I have a chest infection thing so my voice is gone and I have lots of work to catch up on.
Not a happy panda today
Not a happy panda today
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#14710
Abyss
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:16 PM
Centzon Totochtin, on 07 August 2013 - 01:07 PM, said:
Today has been a less than pleasant day, woke up stupidly early and couldn't get back to sleep ... and I have a chest infection thing ...
...hmmm... i wonder what that could be....
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'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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#14711
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 11:00 PM
The idiots getting hugely worked up over a very silly & rather funny Marmite advert. Get a grip & grow up!
It's late and I can't find the link. YouTube Marmite neglect to watch it...
It's late and I can't find the link. YouTube Marmite neglect to watch it...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#14712
Silencer
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Interests:Malazan Book of the Fallen series.
Computer Game Design.
Programming.
Posted 07 August 2013 - 11:35 PM
Buy a new computer, get better hours...spend free time mostly playing your PS Vita. Wtf. >.<
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Shinrei said:
<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.
#14713
Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:41 AM
Car is going to be expensive to fix 
Luckily I have awesome friends helping me out and my folks if I need financial help.
Still sucks to have car dying
Luckily I have awesome friends helping me out and my folks if I need financial help.Still sucks to have car dying
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#14714
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 12:33 PM
Behold, I have found the video I was on about above!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#14715
Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 12:51 PM
That ad is weird!
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#14716
Abyss
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 05:00 PM
Centzon Totochtin, on 08 August 2013 - 10:41 AM, said:
Car is going to be expensive to fix 
Luckily I have awesome friends helping me out and my folks if I need financial help.
Still sucks to have car dying
Luckily I have awesome friends helping me out and my folks if I need financial help.Still sucks to have car dying
No kidding... one particular car's death still haunts me to this day...
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'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#14717
amphibian
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 05:22 PM
So I got trashed during a bout of insomnia and went on the Internetz. I somehow bid $80 I don't really want to spend on 12 Gerber airport confiscated surplus multi-tools.
At least that shit is going to be useful sporadically, but damnit.
At least that shit is going to be useful sporadically, but damnit.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#14718
Gothos
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 08:54 PM
a cigarette burn on my finger.
mind you, I no longer smoke regular cigarettes. so yeah, didn't think that would happen again
mind you, I no longer smoke regular cigarettes. so yeah, didn't think that would happen again
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#14719
Ukjent
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:04 PM
Can't say that I'm looking forward to become old. Since the start of the sumer my grandmother lost two of her brothers and now my grandfather has lost his last living brother. He was closing in on 90 years and have been sick since a stroke 2 years ago, but still I liked the man and I can't be there for the funeral.
#14720
Darkwatch
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Posted 09 August 2013 - 02:35 AM
I swear that there's a freeway here that must have been designed by Crowley. It's backed up all the time, like say 4 am (for some reason), there's always accidents and it is consistently faster to take small 50 KPH side roads.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
