[tiam]

Norwich can fuck right off and I cant believe we didnt win that.

[pathos]

SO much report still to write!

[amphibian]

Illuyankas, on 22 October 2011 - 02:24 PM, said:

Ain, on 22 October 2011 - 01:05 PM, said:

Lex's phone is actually a piece of garbage. How do I know this? Because you'd think you'd receive a reply after about 60 missed calls. It's happened before, and she refuses to get a new one. Females...

Quick protip since you're just starting on this whole interacting with ladies thing: Don't call women 'females'. Trust me on this.

Preferred nomenclature is "She-Beasts".

[Ain't_It_Just_]

How about XX Chromonoids?

It gets all the ladies I hear.

[Obdigore]

Ain, on 22 October 2011 - 11:56 PM, said:

How about XX Chromonoids?

It gets all the ladies I hear.

Wench is a good one.

Probably avoid cumdumpster too.

[Centzon Totochtin]

I'm sick I blame Loki!

[King Lear]

I'm sick and I blame Loki too!

[Loki]

Centzon Totochtin, on 23 October 2011 - 01:20 AM, said:

I'm sick I blame Loki!

But we didn't exchange body fluids!!!

King Lear, on 23 October 2011 - 01:27 AM, said:

I'm sick and I blame Loki too!

I see you got my 'package'

[King Lear]

Loki, on 23 October 2011 - 03:59 AM, said:

Centzon Totochtin, on 23 October 2011 - 01:20 AM, said:

I'm sick I blame Loki!

But we didn't exchange body fluids!!!

King Lear, on 23 October 2011 - 01:27 AM, said:

I'm sick and I blame Loki too!

I see you got my 'package'

I don't know how to take that...

[Tsundoku]

King Lear, on 23 October 2011 - 04:17 AM, said:

I don't know how to take that...

... heard THAT before ...

[Centzon Totochtin]

I really hate being sick, been at home today napping and trying not to fall in to things

[Loki]

I have a sore throat....I'm not taking responsibility for your balance issues

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Two things.

One: A female friend of mine is trying to have a coherent and logical debate about feminism and she's not taking any wildly biased stance. And all she's returning are a cavalcade of perverted calls and sexist remarks. Some of them from people I know. They are acting like total pigs and just reading it makes me feel sick.

Two: So last week I ate my friend's biscuit when I was in his house. He seems to have taken this as a massive personal affront and now he's acting colder than winter towards me. Apparently there's also more to it....which is news to me, because I hardly ever talk down to him or whatever. So yeah, possible friendship ending, all because I decided to eat his biscuit. It's about respect or something...yeah.

And all this before my last day of school too.

Fun.

EDIT: In regards to the 2nd, what do I do?

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 24 October 2011 - 10:40 AM

[Obdigore]

Regarding the biscuit situation, here are your only options

1) Offer him a BJ.
2) Offer him your GF.
3) Buy him a new biscuit.
4) Man up and ask him what his fucking problem is, you hit him, he hits you, everything is fine.
5) break into his house when he isn't there and leave thousands of biscuits everywhere.
6) TP his trees, smear his house in pickle juice, and write disgusting things in salt on his lawn.

You decide which path you want to take.

[QuickTidal]

Obdigore, on 24 October 2011 - 10:51 AM, said:

4) Man up and ask him what his fucking problem is, you hit him, he hits you, everything is fine.

Number 4 was the one I always went for when i was your age AIJ. LOL

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Seeing as he's my best friend, I would appreciate some actual advice...thanks.

[Centzon Totochtin]

Was it a special biscuit? I would simply ask him why this is such a big deal and offer to buy him another one if it is such an issue. Or tell him to grow up as it is only a BISCUIT, geez! Or if there is more to it simply talk to him about it - my guess is that poor best friend feels like all the attention goes to girl friend and is all like "why don't you call me anymore? OMG YOU TOOK MY BISCUIT HOW DARE YOU!"

Loki: it is totally your fault Head colds and such dont' appear on their own

This post has been edited by Centzon Totochtin: 24 October 2011 - 11:33 AM

[Obdigore]

Ain, on 24 October 2011 - 11:13 AM, said:

Seeing as he's my best friend, I would appreciate some actual advice...thanks.

Either 3 or 4 are actual options.
or
Seeing as this is my board too, I would appreciate some actual problems...thanks.

[LadyMTL]

Ain, on 24 October 2011 - 10:39 AM, said:

Two: So last week I ate my friend's biscuit when I was in his house. He seems to have taken this as a massive personal affront and now he's acting colder than winter towards me. Apparently there's also more to it....which is news to me, because I hardly ever talk down to him or whatever. So yeah, possible friendship ending, all because I decided to eat his biscuit. It's about respect or something...yeah.

Speaking from personal experience with a friend of mine who also began cold-shouldering me, the problem is rarely as obvious as "wtf, you ate my biscuit!". The biscuit-snatching is probably just their excuse to start acting standoffish, it's the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. I think the only way to resolve the issue is to get the guy to fess up and tell you what's wrong, why he feels that it's such a big lack of respect that he can't be your friend anymore. I'd be surprised if he hadn't been keeping stuff from you, tbh. Doesn't mean that he's right or wrong, but yeah.

FWIW, in my case my friend eventually told me that she felt we'd grown apart and that we had nothing in common anymore, even though we've known each other for 20+ years. We still talk and occasionally hang out but we're not "besties" anymore by any stretch. I was sad when it happened but now I look at it more like...it's her loss. I know I'm a good friend and if she's still at age 19 in her mind and wants to get drunk every other day (we're both 35) whereas I don't want to, it's her choice.

Anyway! All this to say talk to the guy, maybe things will smooth over once you hash it / punch it out.

This post has been edited by Maia Irraz: 24 October 2011 - 12:23 PM

[amphibian]

It may seem counter-productive, but having an actual fistfight will speed up the healing of the cookie cataclysm.

Like Maia, I suspect that this is more an overarching issue that is using this particular biscuit blow-up as a pre-text. I bet your friend believes that recent actions on your part show a bit of selfishness or thoughtlessness for him and/or others. You can either fight it out, assess your own conduct and fix anything that needs fixing while letting it pass or you can avoid interacting with your friend until it subsides.

I'd fight, but that's because I'm sorta wired that way.