What's messing with your groove?

#7901 Mott

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 11:35 PM

MTS, on 02 July 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

My brother's favourite method for tormenting my sister was to replace everything on her hard drive with lesbian porn, but I doubt that'll phase him all that much. He might even thank you for it.

I can see that not being much of a punishment

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 10:57 PM, said:

Replace his lube with Deep Heat. Or Voltaren Emulgel - all the effect, none of the giveaway smell. :no

I am not going looking for that in my bros room hahah. I was thinking more along the lines of adding maple syrup to his hair gel. Karma's a bitch

after all.

Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH

#7902 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 02:05 AM

It's 4 o'clock at in the morning. Woke up an hour ago and couldn't fall back asleep. Now I am sitting in bed, not really tired, not really awake and not really sure what the hell to do with myself. TV is weird at 4 o'clock in the morning.

#7903 Loki

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 04:08 AM

I was sitting at the bus stop and trying, and failing, not to listen to the ladies next to me talk about how one lady went on a date with a guy, and doesn't understand why he hasn't called her - after all, she has left 20 messages on his machine and even went by his place a couple of times - within the period of four days after their first date. I started making stalker jokes about her in my head until I recalled that I have a piece of paper in my wallet that contains Silencer's measurements. :no

I really should stop judging people Posted Image

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#7904 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 10:42 AM

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

I have a spare room. How is your spoken English? :no

(Probably better than mine)

I'm on my way! Can't wait to see your huge book shelves.

Never had any complaints about my English...my German, however,...jeez

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#7905 Loki

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 10:46 AM

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 03 July 2011 - 10:42 AM, said:

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

I have a spare room. How is your spoken English? :no

(Probably better than mine)

I'm on my way! Can't wait to see your huge book shelves.

Never had any complaints about my English...my German, however,...jeez

He is referring to his basement - RUN AWAY! Don't look back - JUST RUN!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#7906 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 11:38 AM

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Ain, on 01 July 2011 - 02:56 PM, said:

I would also like to add girls to the current burning tyre-yard of messed grooves.

Fixed for accuracy and perspective.

Oh fine, be a pedantic bear

MTS, on 02 July 2011 - 01:18 PM, said:

The number one team in the comp and our first loss of the year is to Essendon?

THE EMBARRASSMENT, IT BURNS

Still, at least it wasn't Gold Coast.

SUCK IT!

My vocal cords got a nasty strain and I now sound like a 13-year old/chain smoker.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#7907 Loki

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 11:53 AM

MTS, on 02 July 2011 - 01:18 PM, said:

The number one team in the comp and our first loss of the year is to Essendon?

THE EMBARRASSMENT, IT BURNS

Still, at least it wasn't Gold Coast.

I think you'll find that Collingwood won against Hawthorne today, and didn't in fact lose to Essendon. :no

Also, I'd see a doctor about the burning

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#7908 MTS

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 12:53 PM

I like the fact you're gloating over a win over Hawthorn as if it means something. It's cute. :no

This post has been edited by MTS: 03 July 2011 - 12:53 PM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#7909 Shiara

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 01:01 PM

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 03 July 2011 - 10:42 AM, said:

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

I have a spare room. How is your spoken English?

(Probably better than mine)

I'm on my way! Can't wait to see your huge book shelves.

Never had any complaints about my English...my German, however,...jeez

Yes, his huge "book shelves" :no

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#7910 Silencer

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 05:06 PM

Loki, on 03 July 2011 - 04:08 AM, said:

I really should stop judging people Posted Image

Teehee. This is funny. Though, if I didn't know where you got those measurements from, I'd probably be concerned right now.

***

Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#7911 MTS

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 05:47 PM

Quarter to four and I can't sleep. Blerg.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#7912 Wanderer

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 05:52 PM

Hayfever......really bad hayfever :no

#7913 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 07:06 PM

Loki, on 03 July 2011 - 10:46 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 03 July 2011 - 10:42 AM, said:

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

I have a spare room. How is your spoken English?

(Probably better than mine)

I'm on my way! Can't wait to see your huge book shelves.

Never had any complaints about my English...my German, however,...jeez

He is referring to his basement - RUN AWAY! Don't look back - JUST RUN!

Beggars can't be choosers

Shiara, on 03 July 2011 - 01:01 PM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 03 July 2011 - 10:42 AM, said:

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

I have a spare room. How is your spoken English?

(Probably better than mine)

I'm on my way! Can't wait to see your huge book shelves.

Never had any complaints about my English...my German, however,...jeez

Yes, his huge "book shelves" :no

Indeed. Talk of the town (forum).

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#7914 tiam

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 11:12 PM

Pulled my back lifting tiny weights.A night on the couch now which wont help because I havnt got a room since moving back from uni. Still lee Mack live should cheer me up

#7915 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 07:38 AM

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 03 July 2011 - 07:06 PM, said:

Loki, on 03 July 2011 - 10:46 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 03 July 2011 - 10:42 AM, said:

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

I have a spare room. How is your spoken English?

(Probably better than mine)

I'm on my way! Can't wait to see your huge book shelves.

Never had any complaints about my English...my German, however,...jeez

He is referring to his basement - RUN AWAY! Don't look back - JUST RUN!

Beggars can't be choosers

Shiara, on 03 July 2011 - 01:01 PM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 03 July 2011 - 10:42 AM, said:

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

I have a spare room. How is your spoken English?

(Probably better than mine)

I'm on my way! Can't wait to see your huge book shelves.

Never had any complaints about my English...my German, however,...jeez

Yes, his huge "book shelves" :no

Indeed. Talk of the town (forum).

You all just love me for my literature.

However, I am prepared to accept this.

@Loki
No basement in this place. Unfortunately.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 04 July 2011 - 07:39 AM

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#7916 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 08:32 AM

I need more books from you Sombie... I'll be finished with the ones I have soon!

My groove does not like STUPID MANAGERS AT WORK WHO ARE INCOMPETENT AND MUST BE DESTROYED

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#7917 Tapper

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 09:25 AM

No internet until the 11th.

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#7918 Gothos

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 01:05 PM

You know that situation when you take half an hour to write a post somewhere on some forum and realize that, while writing it was interesting and the stuff in it seems exciting to you, nobody will really give a fuck about it?

Yeah, been having that a lot lately.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#7919 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 04 July 2011 - 01:17 PM

Do what I do whenever I write something no-one but me will care about.

POST IT ANYWAY, FUCK THE HATERS

Worst case it gets ignored OH NO I WAS CORRECT best case people enjoy it HA HA I AM THE CONTRIBUTIONEST

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#7920 QuickTidal

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 01:34 PM

I have today off as my last day in a 4 days weekend...but my gf and various friends are working and I have nothing to do.

I know I shouldn't complain about having the day off, but I am BORED!

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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