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#7881 pathos

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 11:29 AM

Women suck!

You never have the same problem twice when you set it on fire

#7882 Binder of Demons

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 11:32 AM

Extra Special Pathos, on 01 July 2011 - 11:29 AM, said:

Women suck!

Suck or Blow??? Shouldn't this be in the Happy thread?

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#7883 Fid

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 11:34 AM

Extra Special Pathos, on 01 July 2011 - 11:29 AM, said:

Women suck!

And your problem is?

#7884 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM

Gothos, on 29 June 2011 - 09:00 AM, said:

Dunno, buy him a stripper or something.
As for his state: it's been scientifically proven that guys tend to be more broken up after a breakup than gals. A guy's partner becomes, over time, a very strong element of his self, a large part of who he is. Losing that we lose our identity and get seriously confused with the world, as well as lose tremendous amounts of self-worth. We also don't tend to confide in friends (guys don't really talk about feelings, at least most that aren't me

), you're more likely to see alcohol. But he'll get over it. And quite frankly, he shouldn't show you any weakness, but that's just my pov.

Hell. People say that unrequited love is like suffering a breakup without having the advantage of actually being in a relationship, and it took me 2 years to get over one.

Well, it can't be a high end one as I'm a bit short on cash. Maybe Craig's list can help me with that

And you might be right about all that. Right now he seems very engulfed with his own pain and drama, and doesn't really think about what he says...I think.

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 02:56 PM

I would also like to add women to the current burning tyre-yard of messed grooves. Nothing major, but enough to cause me some indecision. And that I don't like. With any luck I can make some conclusions tomorrow.

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#7886 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 08:38 PM

Indecision sucks balls!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#7887 Mr.James

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 11:46 PM

So there I am at the Roger Waters concert, the mood and the setting are astounding. And for some god awful reason all I could hear in my head for straight fucking 15 minutes is

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE......

god that shit is a virus...

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 12:37 AM

^^^ Well, even at a Roger Waters concert the universe pretty much covers everything.

Were there flying pigs? Did the wall gradually get built? (and come tumbling down?)

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 01:22 AM

Geekstad Nerdhammer, on 02 July 2011 - 12:37 AM, said:

see well its pretty irritating to hear that (and visualize) that man and his horse going on and on and on and on when there are planes being shot down and flying pigs goings around

And yes it was all there mechanical giants, flying evil pigs, authority bashing, the whole thing...pretty awesome with some very touching moments.

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 01:32 AM

worked all day, but apparently I won't be getting overtime for working a holiday, b/c my position is seasonal.
annoying

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#7891 Mott

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 02:07 AM

My bro has gotten golden syrup all over the damn bathroom, on the light switch, the taps, the fucking toothpaste bottle. Waking up to go to the toilet, groggy from having fallen asleep with large headphones and music on to put your hand in a puddle of syrup is not fun and neither is discovering he also managed to steal both sets of your ipod charger leads. And small set of earphone (fourth set I've broken in three months, one of them has stopped working).

I'm sure when I've gotten a proper sleep I'll laugh at this but right now not so much since I am struggling to get back to sleep and I can't wash that sticky/sugary feel off my hands.

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#7892 Tsundoku

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM

Extra Special Pathos, on 01 July 2011 - 11:29 AM, said:

Women suck!

A fact for which I remain forever grateful.

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 02:36 PM, said:

But I have other things to worry about...like monies, and where the hell I'm supposed to live

I have a spare room. How is your spoken English?

(Probably better than mine)

Ain, on 01 July 2011 - 02:56 PM, said:

I would also like to add girls to the current burning tyre-yard of messed grooves.

Fixed for accuracy and perspective.

Mr.James, on 02 July 2011 - 01:22 AM, said:

And yes it was all there mechanical giants, flying evil pigs, authority bashing, the whole thing...pretty awesome with some very touching moments.

I'd value the authority bashing a lot more if Roger had actually ever done anything positive about it, wasn't so godawful stinking rich and wasting shitloads of cash on that spectacle. But hey it's kinda like a U2 concert - go for the music, tune out during the (rather hypocritical) sermon. Like I did.

Muttley, on 02 July 2011 - 02:07 AM, said:

My bro has gotten golden syrup all over the damn bathroom, on the light switch, the taps, the fucking toothpaste bottle. Waking up to go to the toilet, groggy from having fallen asleep with large headphones and music on to put your hand in a puddle of syrup is not fun and neither is discovering he also managed to steal both sets of your ipod charger leads. And small set of earphone (fourth set I've broken in three months, one of them has stopped working).I'm sure when I've gotten a proper sleep I'll laugh at this but right now not so much since I am struggling to get back to sleep and I can't wash that sticky/sugary feel off my hands.

How old is this brother and why have you not flogged seven shades of shit out of him already?

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 07:43 AM

So... I have $14 in my bank account. And I really, really, really, really, really wanted to go visit my friend this weekend, but the train ticket was $32 to book early (now it's $44) and nobody, all week, has been willing to lend me the money to go.

So, it looks like I'll be going nowhere.
EDIT -- FRIEND CAME THROUGH FOR ME - ON THE WAY

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 10:42 AM

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#7895 Mr.James

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 12:32 PM

Quote

Mr.James, on 02 July 2011 - 01:22 AM, said:

And yes it was all there mechanical giants, flying evil pigs, authority bashing, the whole thing...pretty awesome with some very touching moments.

Well to be honest I dont really care much about what he does with his money

and it wasn't much of a sermon rather than flashes of images or small clips but it had a nice message and Roger could suffocate with his money for all I care.
still good music and a good time.. so yeah..

#7896 MTS

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 01:18 PM

The number one team in the comp and our first loss of the year is to Essendon?

THE EMBARRASSMENT, IT BURNS

Still, at least it wasn't Gold Coast.

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 04:15 PM

Snugglybear ChipperSemblance, on 01 July 2011 - 08:38 PM, said:

Indecision sucks balls!

Who is Indecision, and where can I meet her?......

sorry, couldn't resist

meh. Link was dead :(

#7898 Mott

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 09:01 PM

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Muttley, on 02 July 2011 - 02:07 AM, said:

My bro has gotten golden syrup all over the damn bathroom, on the light switch, the taps, the fucking toothpaste bottle. Waking up to go to the toilet, groggy from having fallen asleep with large headphones and music on to put your hand in a puddle of syrup is not fun and neither is discovering he also managed to steal both sets of your ipod charger leads. And small set of earphone (fourth set I've broken in three months, one of them has stopped working).I'm sure when I've gotten a proper sleep I'll laugh at this but right now not so much since I am struggling to get back to sleep and I can't wash that sticky/sugary feel off my hands.

How old is this brother and why have you not flogged seven shades of shit out of him already? :no

He is...nineteen, probably (brilliant sister here) but he is a lot larger and meaner than I am, not that this stops us exactly but we argued a couple of days ago and mum got angry and by God no one wants that her side of the family are known for their tempers. I'll get him back without him knowing it, he's a lot more direct when he is angry, I'm just a horrible sneaky older sister

#7899 MTS

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 10:04 PM

My brother's favourite method for tormenting my sister was to replace everything on her hard drive with lesbian porn, but I doubt that'll phase him all that much. He might even thank you for it. :no

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#7900 Tsundoku

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 10:57 PM

Muttley, on 02 July 2011 - 09:01 PM, said:

Sombra, on 02 July 2011 - 07:36 AM, said:

Muttley, on 02 July 2011 - 02:07 AM, said:

My bro has gotten golden syrup all over the damn bathroom, on the light switch, the taps, the fucking toothpaste bottle. Waking up to go to the toilet, groggy from having fallen asleep with large headphones and music on to put your hand in a puddle of syrup is not fun and neither is discovering he also managed to steal both sets of your ipod charger leads. And small set of earphone (fourth set I've broken in three months, one of them has stopped working).I'm sure when I've gotten a proper sleep I'll laugh at this but right now not so much since I am struggling to get back to sleep and I can't wash that sticky/sugary feel off my hands.

How old is this brother and why have you not flogged seven shades of shit out of him already? :no

MTS, on 02 July 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

My brother's favourite method for tormenting my sister was to replace everything on her hard drive with lesbian porn, but I doubt that'll phase him all that much. He might even thank you for it.

Replace his lube with Deep Heat. Or Voltaren Emulgel - all the effect, none of the giveaway smell.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 02 July 2011 - 10:58 PM