[Puck]

The sun is shining. My head's exploding. The two are related and both mess with my groove royally.

[tiam]

Last exam went terrible on tuesday. My lecturers dont seem to be bothered about my all my stuff being robbed including my laptop and notes (which were in my bag which they used to steal my laptop ironically). This is a shame because I was really hoping to scrape a first for my degree but thats not going to happen after the epic failure of my exam.

I also have a two day hangover from drinking heavily on tuesday but am worried about needing to look for a job.

On the other hand I also have enough time for a DOD TCG reread

[Tapper]

Those weird americans don't want Cheryl Cole Tweedy Cole on the X-factor jury

I mean, ok, her singing career is a bit lagging and solely aimed at fourteen year olds, but not only is she a real looker, she's also so incredibly charming as a talent judge, just brings a smile to your face even though you can only understand half of what she says... And she's capable of kicking Simon Cowell's ass. Which alone ought to get her a lot of respect... horrible person that he is.

[Tiste Simeon]

Tapper, on 26 May 2011 - 10:30 PM, said:

Those weird americans don't want Cheryl Cole Tweedy Cole on the X-factor jury

I mean, ok, her singing career is a bit lagging and solely aimed at fourteen year olds, but not only is she a real looker, she's also so incredibly charming as a talent judge, just brings a smile to your face even though you can only understand half of what she says... And she's capable of kicking Simon Cowell's ass. Which alone ought to get her a lot of respect... horrible person that he is.

She's also a racist thug and wouldn't know real talent if it slapped her in the face. I'm kind of glad she isn't taking America by storm, if only they would get rid of Simon Cowell like they did her and maybe the evil that is the X-Factor might be no more.

[Kurt Montandon]

adjutant stormy, on 26 May 2011 - 09:47 AM, said:

Kurt Montandon, on 26 May 2011 - 05:52 AM, said:

There are actually tornado warnings in Northern California right now.

I want to punch the weather.

Wait. I live in norcal. I haven't heard squat!

I know there were tornado warnings for the Chico region on Tuesday. I don't know about the rest of the north state, though it was likely for the entire north valley. There's been a few small ones before.

[Gatekeeper]

Briar King, on 25 May 2011 - 10:18 PM, said:

My groove is messed with...I hate when a plan to get butt dosent happen.

Word bro, got some ambian want some,

[Kurt Montandon]

Briar King, on 27 May 2011 - 05:27 AM, said:

I just took some buddy. Went and got my Ambien and Hydrocodone scripts filled yesterday!

Oh, really.

Look at this. LOOK AT IT.

[MTS]

Spotty TV reception ruining my Saturday night TV viewing.

[Loki]

My foot is cold.

The left one is fine but the right one is cold.


May have something to do with the fact that I'm only wearing one sock.......

[Mott]

Loki, on 28 May 2011 - 02:46 PM, said:

My foot is cold.

The left one is fine but the right one is cold.


May have something to do with the fact that I'm only wearing one sock.......

I had that exact same problem earlier, a hot water bottle has gone a ways to help. (and some dairy free cake, that had nothing to do with the foot but it did make me feel better)

Had to come home from work this morning and have been in bed since, I'm feeling ridiculously tired out.

[Tapper]

I had to say goodbye to my fave waitress at the Tara pub in Amsterdam. Natasha, I'll miss you and your Guiness force-feeding!

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Got a shiteload of homework to do and its a Sunday. Oh dear me.

[Tapper]

Tiste Simeon, on 26 May 2011 - 10:51 PM, said:

Tapper, on 26 May 2011 - 10:30 PM, said:

Those weird americans don't want Cheryl Cole Tweedy Cole on the X-factor jury

I mean, ok, her singing career is a bit lagging and solely aimed at fourteen year olds, but not only is she a real looker, she's also so incredibly charming as a talent judge, just brings a smile to your face even though you can only understand half of what she says... And she's capable of kicking Simon Cowell's ass. Which alone ought to get her a lot of respect... horrible person that he is.

She's also a racist thug and wouldn't know real talent if it slapped her in the face. I'm kind of glad she isn't taking America by storm, if only they would get rid of Simon Cowell like they did her and maybe the evil that is the X-Factor might be no more.

Good sir, she positively melts when confronted with a near bald smoothly styled British African. So no matter how much of a racist she might be, there's a redeeming feature in that.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Today the guy I pissed on tried to extort the right to sleep in my bed in exchange for not Pressing charges. I told him to go fuck himself and that's extortion.

[King Lear]

I find pressing charges on someone for accidentally pissing on you while under the influence bizarre. Any why would he want to sleep on your bed? That's just plain weird. Sleep in your own bed dude.

[Tapper]

Local football team made it to the Euro-league. Now twenty heavily tattooed, heavily intoxicated, shaven headed lowbrows are celebrating under my bedroom window.

[Tiste Simeon]

Tapper, on 29 May 2011 - 01:34 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 26 May 2011 - 10:51 PM, said:

Tapper, on 26 May 2011 - 10:30 PM, said:

Those weird americans don't want Cheryl Cole Tweedy Cole on the X-factor jury

I mean, ok, her singing career is a bit lagging and solely aimed at fourteen year olds, but not only is she a real looker, she's also so incredibly charming as a talent judge, just brings a smile to your face even though you can only understand half of what she says... And she's capable of kicking Simon Cowell's ass. Which alone ought to get her a lot of respect... horrible person that he is.

She's also a racist thug and wouldn't know real talent if it slapped her in the face. I'm kind of glad she isn't taking America by storm, if only they would get rid of Simon Cowell like they did her and maybe the evil that is the X-Factor might be no more.

Good sir, she positively melts when confronted with a near bald smoothly styled British African. So no matter how much of a racist she might be, there's a redeeming feature in that.

Well, only if that near bald smoothly styled British African had a wife who died and now has 5 kids to look after on a dish washers wages, with singing the only comfort in his life...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Thumping headache and a long night of work ahead do not mix well like a warm syrupy mess of harmony.

[Gothos]

About 3-4 hours of Saturday night are completely blank for me. I've no idea what I've done or where I've been or how I got home.

I think I'll lay off the alcohol for the time being.

[Tapper]

Tiste Simeon, on 30 May 2011 - 08:13 AM, said:

Tapper, on 29 May 2011 - 01:34 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 26 May 2011 - 10:51 PM, said:

Tapper, on 26 May 2011 - 10:30 PM, said:

Those weird americans don't want Cheryl Cole Tweedy Cole on the X-factor jury

I mean, ok, her singing career is a bit lagging and solely aimed at fourteen year olds, but not only is she a real looker, she's also so incredibly charming as a talent judge, just brings a smile to your face even though you can only understand half of what she says... And she's capable of kicking Simon Cowell's ass. Which alone ought to get her a lot of respect... horrible person that he is.

She's also a racist thug and wouldn't know real talent if it slapped her in the face. I'm kind of glad she isn't taking America by storm, if only they would get rid of Simon Cowell like they did her and maybe the evil that is the X-Factor might be no more.

Good sir, she positively melts when confronted with a near bald smoothly styled British African. So no matter how much of a racist she might be, there's a redeeming feature in that.

Well, only if that near bald smoothly styled British African had a wife who died and now has 5 kids to look after on a dish washers wages, with singing the only comfort in his life...

He can sing all he likes whenever he likes, and if he dreams of a career and works to achieve it, more power to him. I doubt miss Cole would disagree about that. What she disagrees with is that he should do it on 'her' (read: Cowell's) show.

It is a simple fact in life that if you participate in a TV talent show, you will be criticized not just on the quality of your singing but even more on how well a mainstream record label can market you, and how many people will send in text messages to see you through to the next round.

That is her job there: sifting out the good from the bad, the marketable from the not marketable and the mainstream from the niche, so that in the end there's a winner who will sell singles, make 1 cd that will sell well, and who is easily displaced and forgotten by his own clone the time next year's competition comes around. It is not fair. It is TV.