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What's messing with your groove?

#7501 User is offline   StormHelm 

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 08:14 AM

Someone was shooting at me on the walk home from the supermarket with a BB gun. Didn't get hit, but for a minute there I thought it was a paintball gun. Couldn't see them at all either, too dark.
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#7502 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 11:22 AM

Creepy men at gym are really messing with my groove. Seriously dude, fuck off. If you want to blatantly ogle, go to the beach. Or Showgirls. Or at least be a little less obvious for crying out loud.
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#7503 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 12:00 PM

Speak to one of the attendants to see if they can catch him out, as witnesses usually help. THEN SMACK HIM IN THE FACE WITH A SET OF WEIGHTS WHEN THEY AREN'T LOOKING

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 25 May 2011 - 12:01 PM

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#7504 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 12:16 PM

View PostKing Lear, on 25 May 2011 - 11:22 AM, said:

Creepy men at gym are really messing with my groove. Seriously dude, fuck off. If you want to blatantly ogle, go to the beach. Or Showgirls. Or at least be a little less obvious for crying out loud.


So what are they ogling? We need pics to properly judge the situation. :D

My groove is messed with YET AGAIN by stupid Maroon luck. Arseholes. :Brood:

This post has been edited by Sombra: 25 May 2011 - 12:16 PM

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 12:20 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 25 May 2011 - 12:00 PM, said:

Speak to one of the attendants to see if they can catch him out, as witnesses usually help. THEN SMACK HIM IN THE FACE WITH A SET OF WEIGHTS WHEN THEY AREN'T LOOKING

In the face when they aren't looking? wouldn't they see the weights coming?
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#7506 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 12:23 PM

Oh Illy you have the best ideas!

No attendants though, it was after hours at a 24 hr gym. Meh, I'll get over it I guess. It was just a bit upsetting because that never happens, even when I've been there at ungodly hours of the night. He wasn't exactly threatening. Just annoying Posted Image
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 12:35 PM

View PostKing Lear, on 25 May 2011 - 12:23 PM, said:

He wasn't exactly threatening. Just annoying Posted Image


Sorry, i'll be more circumspect in future...... :D
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#7508 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 12:59 PM

Coco you could never be annoying, ogle away! Posted Image

No pictures for Sombra!
...Okay. Maybe some. I did promise....

Honestly though, he must be verging on desperate. It's not exactly a place where one tends to look their best :D
Bah, there were only two of us girls there anyway. Fail creep is fail. He should pick a better time. Or a less masculine gym.
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 01:10 PM

@ Sombra: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

@King: the guys I see in the gym here every morning is more interested in watching himself in the mirror than any of the girls at the gym... try putting a mirror near the leering men :D
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 03:23 PM

I've written 10,000 words in a week and a half. I hate the end of semester...
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 03:46 PM

A "friend" of mine just told me he'd changed his mind about being an usher in my wedding because he didnt want to pay the 150 tux rental.

Are you fucking kidding me?! I ask you a year ago and you wait till 2 months before the wedding to tell me your a cheap cocksucker?

FUUUUUUUUUUU
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 06:05 PM

View PostKing Lear, on 25 May 2011 - 12:59 PM, said:

Coco you could never be annoying, ogle away! Posted Image

No pictures for Sombra!
...Okay. Maybe some. I did promise....

Honestly though, he must be verging on desperate. It's not exactly a place where one tends to look their best :D
Bah, there were only two of us girls there anyway. Fail creep is fail. He should pick a better time. Or a less masculine gym.


I'd like to see said creep disguising himself to try and get into an all female gym.
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 07:18 PM

It's snowing heavily again. The ground's warm enough that it took a while to start sticking ... but I really, really wish we could actually have something resembling spring.
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 08:13 PM

You've got snow, we've got tornadoe warnings for like a week straight.

The weather just sucks right now.
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 08:29 PM

View PostBriar King, on 25 May 2011 - 08:24 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 25 May 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

You've got snow, we've got tornadoe warnings for like a week straight.

The weather just sucks right now.


Ahhhhhh Southwest Louisiana is just fine atm... :D


NORWAY is fine now, something is really wrong
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Posted 25 May 2011 - 09:33 PM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 25 May 2011 - 01:10 PM, said:

@ Sombra: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


That's it - you're baninated from my library. :D
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#7517 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 11:00 PM

View PostSombra, on 25 May 2011 - 09:33 PM, said:

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 25 May 2011 - 01:10 PM, said:

@ Sombra: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
That's it - you're baninated from my library. :Brood:


Does that mean I get to keep the books of yours I have at the moment? :D

Messing with my grove: slept horribly, very tired, working while tired is hard.
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#7518 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 05:52 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 25 May 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

You've got snow, we've got tornadoe warnings for like a week straight.

The weather just sucks right now.



There are actually tornado warnings in Northern California right now.

I want to punch the weather.


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Posted 26 May 2011 - 08:05 AM

Drivers who don't look before cutting across a bicycle lane. I copped a fair few scrapes and bruises because of your stupidity, buddy. Didn't even bother to stop and see if I was okay either, you asshole.
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Posted 26 May 2011 - 09:47 AM

View PostKurt Montandon, on 26 May 2011 - 05:52 AM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 25 May 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

You've got snow, we've got tornadoe warnings for like a week straight.

The weather just sucks right now.



There are actually tornado warnings in Northern California right now.

I want to punch the weather.


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Wait. I live in norcal. I haven't heard squat!
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