Posted 16 May 2011 - 09:12 PM
You go up to your friend and you KNIFE HIM IN HIS FUCKING FACE LIKE THE BITCH HE IS
MAKE HIM PAY YOU BACK YOUR FUCKING MONEY, THE SELFISH FUCKING CUMBUCKET
IF HE DOESN'T THEN YOU FUCK UP HIS POSSESSIONS IN RETURN
AND THEN YOU FUCK HIS WIFE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER/MOTHER/WHATEVER
FUCK THAT ATTITUDE AND FUCK YOUR FRIEND, HE'S A FUCKING DICKGUZZLING COCKHOLSTER
Also bad news about your PC, dude.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.