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What's messing with your groove?

#7401 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 09:31 AM

Just a little bit obvious :(
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#7402 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 09:31 AM

in vase... yeah. in vase.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#7403 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 09:52 AM

I just told him that I would suit in his guitar if he ever fucked me again...

But that would be merely the first step.

If he continues to be an insufferable douche, I will murder him and leave him in the river.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#7404 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 09:53 AM

No edits from my phone-- imwill tie him down And shut in his mouth.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#7405 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 09:55 AM

Apparently the iPhone hates me
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#7406 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 10:09 AM

Stormy, you've kinda made my night :(
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#7407 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 10:47 AM

View PostLoki, on 16 May 2011 - 06:55 AM, said:

Amber Alerts always mess up my mood :(

Child Abduction Alert - Robina

Child Abduction - Robina (this one is a Facebook link)


Just found out that this didn't end well ;)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#7408 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 10:50 AM

Yeah, that really sucked. Looks like the poor kid might have been asleep the whole time, which is a small mercy.
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Posted 17 May 2011 - 12:10 PM

This day has not started well: first I forgot my work clothes when I went to the gym and had to drive home to get ready for work and then when I was leaving the house to head to work about a half hour late I stepped in a pile of dog shit! I didn't notice til there where a bunch of leaves on the bottom of my shoe and without thinking I wiped them off with my hand. Now I had shit in my hand goddamn it, got out of the car and used the hose to clean my hand and shoe. Cleaned out car then got in and proceeded to drive to work smelling the lingering odor of dog shit. I own a dog and I clean up after him when I take him for a walk and he shits in someone else's yard, it's part of responsible dog ownership. Why can't my neighbors clean up after their dogs!

And to top it all off I haven't had breakfast yet, groove is definitely fucked!
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#7410 User is offline   Captain Beardface 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 12:13 PM

@Stormy, FYI you can edit your posts with the iPhone all you have to do is double tap your post and it gives you the option to reply, edit, or delete...

And I feel for you, roommates suck.
Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#7411 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 06:19 PM

View PostMuttonChops, on 17 May 2011 - 12:13 PM, said:

@Stormy, FYI you can edit your posts with the iPhone all you have to do is double tap your post and it gives you the option to reply, edit, or delete...

And I feel for you, roommates suck.

Don't tell him to edit it, it's much funnier this way! :(

Messing with my groove is that my Fiancée lives so far from me, and now she's getting stressed about weddingy things. I just wish I could help her somehow as chatting on the phone isn't good enough, in my eyes... Long distance sucks, I can't wait til we live together!
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Posted 17 May 2011 - 09:04 PM

A storm, you crack me up
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#7413 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 09:17 PM

Fucking annoyed and disappointed by Witcher 2 right now.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 17 May 2011 - 10:09 PM

View PostGothos, on 17 May 2011 - 09:17 PM, said:

Fucking annoyed and disappointed by Witcher 2 right now.


Relax gothos, apparently witcher1 was nigh unplayable until the first patch.
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Posted 17 May 2011 - 10:11 PM

Whoo boy, I apologize for painting the groove thread with my drunken spouting shenanigans.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 03:11 AM

DON'T BE

I'M DRUNK AND ANNOYING TODAY SO I'LL BLAG YOUR ANVHJDBHFDVJHFD POSITION

ALSO TO HELL WITH BEING ASKED TO 'LOOK AFTER MY FRIEND CH-SOMETHING' WHEN YOU'RE DRINKINH WITH TWO PEOPLE CALLED CHLOE AND CHERIE

YOU ARE NOT BEING CONDDUCIVE TO COMPREHENSION YOU BLOODY PEOPLE

I'M DRUNK AND ANNOYING
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#7417 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 04:04 AM

I used the words 'chicken pornography' in an academic discussion Posted Image

My pupils are so dilated I look like I'm on crack
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 04:33 AM

View PostBriar King, on 18 May 2011 - 04:21 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on 17 May 2011 - 09:17 PM, said:

Fucking annoyed and disappointed by Witcher 2 right now.


Its not good?


Frustratingly buggy, apparently. And combat is awkward as hell. That's what I got out of the thread, anyway. :(

No doubt a good story, but as with the first one - based on what Gothos and others have said - I'm going to take the 'wait for patched version' route. Hell, they might even end up releasing another 'Enhanced Edition', which would be awesome. Sad that it isn't decent on release, though. ;)
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 05:04 AM

I was trying to bullshit my way into getting a press pass for an upcoming event, but it seems like it's a no-go. It was a long shot to begin with, but I had been holding out hope.

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 05:55 AM

I'm having trouble writing my resume. It's all done except for my last job description. I don't know what to write for my responsibilities/job role due to the fact that the most of the work that I did for the police can't be shared. Don't know what to write and the closing date for submissions is tomorrow :(

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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