What's messing with your groove?

#6280 Tsundoku

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Posted 15 February 2011 - 10:00 AM

Gothos, on 14 February 2011 - 08:55 AM, said:

MTS, on 12 February 2011 - 04:40 PM, said:

It's not all that surprising. Women love boldness and confidence, and it has gotten more men laid than any well-turned calf. That was probably your problem there - she was waiting for you to make a move, you weren't bold enough to do so, so she gave up hinting and left. If you're thinking of a way to 'play it', in my opinion you're doing it wrong. It's a fallacy to think any woman is 'beyond your reach', but simply thinking that makes it more likely to happen. Just go for it - if she says no, c'est la vie. She did approach you, after all. It's easier said than done, mind you, but I've generally found 'que sera sera' to be good advice in this situation, and it's a cliche for a reason.

Oh I know. What's messing with my groove is the apathy. I couldn't be arsed to make the effort.
Also, the potential of getting my face kicked in also played a role.

Meh, no offence but if a totally hot bird just up and sits next to you (the quiet guy in the corner) "all expectant-like", she's probably looking for you to buy her drinks all night out of gratitude that some goddess like her would go near you - before going home with some dude who is all muscles, tattoos, hair gel and an extra-small Ed Hardy t-shirt.

@Centz
A quiet "Please don't ever mention my financial matters in public ever again, that was not cool" should suffice. Unless he is a total fuckwit, in which case make sure the network admin guys find all the pr0n on his hard drive.

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#6281 Shiara

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Posted 15 February 2011 - 10:02 AM

Sombra, on 15 February 2011 - 10:00 AM, said:

@Centz
A quiet "Please don't ever mention my financial matters in public ever again, that was not cool" should suffice. Unless he is a total fuckwit, in which case make sure the network admin guys find all the pr0n on his hard drive.

Oh wow. Sombra, that smiley is waaaaaaay too coquettish for you. Please refrain from ever using it again.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#6282 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 15 February 2011 - 10:54 AM

@ Sombra hehehehe USE IT, break SHIARA!

He is a fuckwit unfortunately... USELESS MANAGER THAT CAN'T COPE WITH HIS JOB THAT IS NOT THAT HARD

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#6283 Tsundoku

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Posted 15 February 2011 - 11:50 AM

Shiara, on 15 February 2011 - 10:02 AM, said:

Sombra, on 15 February 2011 - 10:00 AM, said:

@CentzA quiet "Please don't ever mention my financial matters in public ever again, that was not cool" should suffice. Unless he is a total fuckwit, in which case make sure the network admin guys find all the pr0n on his hard drive.

Oh wow. Sombra, that smiley is waaaaaaay too coquettish for you. Please refrain from ever using it again.

Coquettish? Little old me?

Centzon Totochtin, on 15 February 2011 - 10:54 AM, said:

@ Sombra hehehehe USE IT, break SHIARA!

Too late - been there, done that.

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He is a fuckwit unfortunately... USELESS MANAGER THAT CAN'T COPE WITH HIS SMALL PENIS THAT IS NOT THAT HARD

Fixed that for you ... now think of that image next time he is being a dipshit and I defy you to keep a straight face.

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Posted 15 February 2011 - 08:42 PM

amphibian, on 14 February 2011 - 10:29 PM, said:

MuttonChops, on 14 February 2011 - 05:01 PM, said:

It's Valentine's Day and I had an entire romantic evening planned but then my fiancé's Aunt Flo decides to drop in for a visit. Half my plans just went out the aforementioned window.

Only half? Good man.

Well the car broke down on the way home so all the plans ended up on the scrap heap that is my life.

F-cking worst Valentine's Day ever...

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#6285 Shiara

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 12:50 AM

MuttonChops, on 15 February 2011 - 08:42 PM, said:

Well the car broke down on the way home so all the plans ended up on the scrap heap that is my life.

F-cking worst Valentine's Day ever...

*hugs* for MuttonChops. Never mind, I'm sure she loves you anyway

(it takes a special kind of b*tch to crack the sh*ts about not having anything special for Valentines when you went to such lengths only to have the fates f*ck you over)

Dear Work Computer,

Why don't you talk to the printer anymore? I know you've had your problems in the past, but this schism is making it rather difficult for me to fulfill my responsibilities as a PA. Please sort your sh*t out, hug and make up.

Sincerely,
YOUR BOSS, Shiara

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#6286 Zanth13

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 02:44 AM

Shiara, on 16 February 2011 - 12:50 AM, said:

MuttonChops, on 15 February 2011 - 08:42 PM, said:

Well the car broke down on the way home so all the plans ended up on the scrap heap that is my life.

F-cking worst Valentine's Day ever...

*hugs* for MuttonChops. Never mind, I'm sure she loves you anyway

from experience, work related printers have a 87% increase in productivity once you kick them out a window...

i am serious... try it... If i am wrong Aptbyss will buy you a new printer.

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 11:37 AM

Inhaling instant mi goreng = sad lungs

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#6288 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 11:39 AM

awww

kick the boys make them do something to make it better.... like cleaning the house... or getting you chocolate.... or not looking at the computer screen

My groove does not like work in the slightest at the moment, and it wont get better until the end of March, by which point I will have either gotten myself fired, or blown a bulb in my brain and just sit drooling on my desk all day like half the other staff.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#6289 Shiara

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 11:47 AM

Lucifer's Heaven washed the dishes and helped me hang out the washing. He and Sparrowhawk both ate leftovers for dinner and I made myself mi goreng cos I couldn't be arsed to cook anything respectable.

...still hungry though >_>

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#6290 Dag

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 07:19 PM

My horoscope said in the morning that today is going to be a greeeeeat day. Every time my horoscope tells me that, I know the day is going to suck. Today was no exception to that rule. RAAAAAAAH!!! :Brood:

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 08:08 PM

I'm in a long-distance relationship with a wonderful woman. I'm crazy about her.

She came to visit on the weekend and we had an amazing time together. She flew back to Vancouver on Monday and I thought things were just fucking dandy.

But now she's giving me the cold shoulder and will hardly talk to me. I can't figure out what the hell is going on. Did I say or do something to spook or piss her of? I don't know and it's driving me nuts.

Relationships, man, relationships. :Brood:

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 09:52 PM

Exam tomorrow. Just started studying.

Whoever posted the problemsets online is retarded. They're (along with the solutions) in A BILLION ONE PAGE PDFS. Also half the questions are missing.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#6293 Mott

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 10:20 PM

I had to go to an evening clinic and the doctor was a complete arse. Started off by remarking that I looked well enough and was I still having 'problems with the fatigue thing'. He kept making comments about my mum being with me (my current memory being bad I tend to forget to mention important things), thought I was in high school and when mum mentioned something about how I tended not to eat before I went out to things like church he not long after went on about evolution or if I didn't subscribe to that 'the man above'. I tried to patiently explain I did in fact believe in Evolution and God but he seemed to not care, eventually after asking me what I had been studying and being told Biology he dropped it slightly.

Really helpful when the doctor is trying to imply the last three wasted years of your life are somehow inexplicably your own fault. I wasn't even sent to see him because of the ME.

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 10:31 PM

RodeoRanch, on 16 February 2011 - 08:08 PM, said:

My guess is that she really likes you and she's spooked by it. Not a lot to be done about it, I'm afraid. She likes you, I think, so she'll come around. I hope it goes as well for you as a similar situation, not all that long ago, went for me.

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#6295 Gothos

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 12:31 PM

At my sister's place in Zurich, finally came to visit her out here! Let me say, SUI is crazy expensive, and they're crazy about having 'their stuff' separate from stuff commonly found in the EU.
In any case, what's messing with my groove is:
1. EXPENSIVE PLACE
2. Laptop with no mouse and just a touch pad. FUCK TOUCH PADS.

3. (unrelated) seems like the skin between my balls and tighs doesn't respond all that well to my balls being shaven. I think I need to see a doctor about this :/

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 02:54 PM

Shiara, on 16 February 2011 - 12:50 AM, said:

MuttonChops, on 15 February 2011 - 08:42 PM, said:

Well the car broke down on the way home so all the plans ended up on the scrap heap that is my life.

F-cking worst Valentine's Day ever...

*hugs* for MuttonChops. Never mind, I'm sure she loves you anyway :Brood:

(it takes a special kind of b*tch to crack the sh*ts about not having anything special for Valentines when you went to such lengths only to have the fates f*ck you over)

Thanks.
She understood, she was just suffering from PMDD so it was not fun for anyone involved.

#6297 RodeoRanch

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 06:31 PM

Had a big talk with the girlfriend last night. She's freaked out over how much she likes me, kudos to stone monkey on that observation, and by the long-distance thing. I told I wanted to make it work and laid out a rambling talk of why we should give it a shot. She was hurt pretty badly by a real bastard Englishman last fall and has trust issues. But I'm head over heels for her.

So now she's taking a few days to think about it and asked me to give her space. Which, as she lives a thousand kilometers away, isn't too hard but still sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck.

#6298 HiddenOne

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 06:36 PM

Gothos, on 17 February 2011 - 12:31 PM, said:

3. (unrelated) seems like the skin between my balls and tighs doesn't respond all that well to my balls being shaven. I think I need to see a doctor about this :/

Way too much information, Gothos. WAY,WAY too much.

In other news, I have a cold. Everyone at my work is sick, the weather is beautiful outside, and I know it's an evil trick by Mother Nature to lower our guard before a foot of snow sneaks up on us.

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.