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#4361 Cougar

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Posted 18 May 2010 - 10:31 AM

Dag, on 18 May 2010 - 06:27 AM, said:

You know you're getting old when your hangovers start stretching over 2-3 days. Posted Image

I feel terrible...

You used to be cool!

I AM A TWAT

#4362 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 18 May 2010 - 10:38 AM

people still pay rent by check?? what happened to bank transfers or direct debits?!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#4363 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:54 AM

That place Assail has just gone to ... you know the one I have been aiming to go to for the last 3 years and was apparently a "shoe-in" to get on the trip for when my unit next goes? The list came out, and I'm not on it. No reasons either.

Absolutely gutted.

EDIT: to add insult to injury, today they promoted me to LCPL (Lance Corporal). Woo-fucking-hoo.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 21 May 2010 - 07:11 AM

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#4364 Giles

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 06:20 PM

My Phone wont send texts at the moment

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#4365 Macros

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 08:35 PM

pocket jacks.
how come when I get jacks, nothing turns up, some other fucker gets them and he hits 4 of a kind.
oh the knave how I hate thee

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#4366 Kurt Montandon

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 12:31 AM

Oh, look, it's fucking snowing again.

Heavily.

I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.

#4367 Jusentantaka

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 02:48 PM

I woke up a bit ago, ignoring the army of little wee ones rumbling around downstairs and stalked outside with a cup of coffee. Is it nice out? Yes, glorious for once. Is there a ginormous suburban tank-u-v in my driveway for the weekend? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Its so big and scary

#4368 Puck

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 10:20 PM

It's officially summer. Gods, I hate summer. There's nothing more [well, let's say, very little] I hate more than summer and sun and that 'everything's great and fun'-mood people want to force on one.. Blech.

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#4369 Tarcanus

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 10:33 PM

It's Saturday, and I'm typing this from work. Yes, I've been here since 12:30pm. It's now 6:30pm. I am a DNS admin, and all I am needed for is a single record change. A SINGLE RECORD CHANGE. What a waste of a weekend.

At least I get compensated.

#4370 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 10:57 PM

Went for a lovely day out today in the Cwmcarn forest drive, North-East of Cardiff. Was a wonderful time withh good friends and a good BBQ, but there was a tree. It was an ace tree. Very easy to climb, with some low hanging branches to jump off...

Or at least, when you're stood on one it looked low hanging... I jumped off it, and landed on a slightly concealed tree root, and despite it not hurting too much initially, a number of hours later I'm in casualty because I couldn't walk, and I'm being told that I have fractured my navicular (I think...) bone, and I have to be in a cast for 6 weeks. This might mean I cannot continue my training, and therefore start my beat work at the same time as everyone else.

Also my parents have booked their tickets for my passing out ceremony in June... Oh crap...

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

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#4371 masan's saddle

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:29 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 22 May 2010 - 10:57 PM, said:

It would appear that you are incapable of making the necessary evolution from tree dweller to knuckle dragger that today's modern police force requires.

Did the tree look like this ?

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Speedy recovery matey.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#4372 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 01:54 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 22 May 2010 - 10:57 PM, said:

Tiste Plod now becomes Tiste Hobble.

#4373 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 01:57 AM

dress shopping

Can't find anything that fits nicely that isn't horribly ugly

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#4374 Kurt Montandon

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:20 AM

There's an inch of snow on the ground, and rising.

Did I mention that I'm in California, and that it's late May, and this is the fourth time this month it's snowed a measurable amount?

I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.

#4375 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 03:51 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 18 May 2010 - 06:10 AM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 17 May 2010 - 09:34 PM, said:

My old landlord is asserting that I did not pay him the final month's rent. I insist that I did (I fucking sent it, and my money's gone), but he's threatening to keep my security deposit. Bastard.

Please tell me you don't pay your rent with cash like it's 1920. Tell me you paid with a check like a civilized person who knows not to send cash through the mail, especially when it is a payment for something where you might need to later prove you made the payment in case of dispute. Tell me that because you did these things, your bank or you has the check documented. If you can't tell me that, tell me you at least paid with a money order, which can still be documented. Just don't tell me you paid cash to your landlord without a receipt.

Yes. I paid by check, which is well documented and paper-traileriffic. Also, if you go to the bank around here and get out THAT much cash on a regular basis, you'd start getting some questions...

Centzon Totochtin, on 18 May 2010 - 10:38 AM, said:

people still pay rent by check?? what happened to bank transfers or direct debits?!

Yes. However, my the guy is older than piss. Like Kallor's daddy old. So I don't think he understands electronic banking...

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#4376 MTS

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 07:22 AM

Getting absolutely slaughtered in my Supercoach (fantasy AFL) league this week. An injury in the first minute of a game and a ton of players spudding it up. Probably lost top shot now.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#4377 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 08:28 AM

Hamstrings are tight. Not the 'oww this is sore' tight, but the 'jesus christ why can't I walk' tight. The 'I should see a goddamned doctor' tight.

#4378 MTS

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:45 AM

Got sidetracked playing Pacman on Google. Now I can't remember what I wanted to search for...

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#4379 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 11:49 AM

Hahaha Mappo...

My favourite TV show is on now, but I'm too tired to appreciate it properly.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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#4380 amphibian

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 01:36 PM

I had a lot to drink last night at the BBQs. I remember everything all the way up to getting my laptop open and then it goes blank until I snap awake this morning with a hangover that's hovering on the edge of incapacitating me.

And I see I wrote some stuff here that didn't make much sense. Sorry y'all. I'm going to just lay in bed for a while sipping water and hoping the hangover lifts sometime today.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.