What's messing with your groove?

#4341 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Location:T'North

Posted 16 May 2010 - 06:45 PM

York City didn't make it through the play offs... Another year of non-league football then...

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#4342 Silannah

Possibly the Youngest Here

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Posts: 26
Joined: 24-March 10
Interests:Sleep, Reading

Posted 16 May 2010 - 07:18 PM

The extended family on my mom's side is all at my house. And the bratty cousins stole the wii so I can no longer play Mario Kart or Super Smash Bros. Brawl for hours like I normally do. The only good thing is that the computer's open.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

#4343 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
Posts: 7,254
Joined: 28-September 04
Will cluck you up

Posted 16 May 2010 - 08:22 PM

HOLY DIVER

;_;

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4344 MTS

Fourth Investiture

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Location:Terra Australis

Posted 16 May 2010 - 11:50 PM

Ronnie James Dio has died, I have a splitting headache from too little sleep, and I have a 3000 word essay to write today.

Balls.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#4345 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Joined: 24-January 08

Posted 17 May 2010 - 12:30 AM

DIO DIED??!?!?!!? SON OF A BITCH.

I gouged the shit out of the door on my dad's car (on a trashcan), and he hasn't mentioned it yet. It's not the chewing out, or even the damage that I'm really concerned about, it's the anticipation of the chewing-out.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#4346 RodeoRanch

The Midnight Special

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Location:Alberta, Canada

Posted 17 May 2010 - 01:22 AM

So terribly hungover. We only got kicked out of 2 bars in Banff last night. That's an improvement over previous years.

#4347 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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Posts: 2,371
Joined: 17-January 08
Location:Oz
Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 17 May 2010 - 08:10 AM

I have a Japanese writing test on Wednesday and I am stumped. Never attempted something like this before.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#4348 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Joined: 28-September 04
Will cluck you up

Posted 17 May 2010 - 09:03 AM

...I just had the most unpleasant awakening possible. You know the feeling of being asleep, then opening your eyes and finding out you're receiving a blowjob? That feeling? This was the total polar opposite of that.

#4349 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 17 May 2010 - 09:05 AM

So who were you giving a blowjob to?

#4350 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Joined: 28-September 04
Will cluck you up

Posted 17 May 2010 - 09:25 AM

No, no.

HORRIBLE DESCRIPTION ALERT, SKIP IF YOU'RE LIKE EVERY GIRL I'VE MET SINCE JANUARY AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN MY PENIS

Spoiler

It is not a good pain.

#4351 Centzon Totochtin

For Pony!

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Location:Sydney, Aus
Interests:Stuff, and sometimes also things.
Bunnies!

Posted 17 May 2010 - 12:40 PM

Awww Illy.... want us to send Brood to kiss it all better?

My finger hurts like hell. I sliced it open on Sunday, it bled for about 20 minutes... it looks like it might heal now but typing (no I am not using it right now, I am typing one handed), lifting, holding and moving it REALLY hurt and someone at work smacked a door into it today

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#4352 caladanbrood

Ugly on the Inside

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Location:Manchester, UK

Posted 17 May 2010 - 02:55 PM

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#4353 Darkwatch

A Strange Human

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Location:MACS0647-JD
1.6180339887

Posted 17 May 2010 - 03:41 PM

I just fund out I passed my course I was worried about.
I also just found out I failed a course I was doing well in.

I'm horribly confused...

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#4354 Slow Ben

Ranger

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Location:Southern Illinois

Posted 17 May 2010 - 04:13 PM

Moved into my new POS house this weekend.

And apparently the plumbing doesnt work.....none of it!

I expect crap to be old and need fixed when I buy a fixer upper. But i expect the damn water to at least flow.

Tearing up your kitchen floor FTW!!!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#4355 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Joined: 24-January 08

Posted 17 May 2010 - 09:34 PM

My old landlord is asserting that I did not pay him the final month's rent. I insist that I did (I fucking sent it, and my money's gone), but he's threatening to keep my security deposit. Bastard.

#4356 HoosierDaddy

Believer

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Location:Indianapolis
Interests:Football

Posted 17 May 2010 - 10:43 PM

My back is fucked up. I am fairly worthless at the moment, and the only thing more painful than sitting up and down is the fact that it makes me fairly fucking sedentary. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#4357 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 17 May 2010 - 10:58 PM

You sent it via mail and didn't receive a receipt then? Kinda obvious, but your landlord sounds shady rather than genuinely feeling cheated.

This post has been edited by worrywort: 17 May 2010 - 10:59 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#4358 Raymond Luxury Yacht

Throatwobbler Mangrove

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Interests:Quiet desperation and self-loathing

Posted 18 May 2010 - 06:10 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 17 May 2010 - 09:34 PM, said:

My old landlord is asserting that I did not pay him the final month's rent. I insist that I did (I fucking sent it, and my money's gone), but he's threatening to keep my security deposit. Bastard.

Please tell me you don't pay your rent with cash like it's 1920. Tell me you paid with a check like a civilized person who knows not to send cash through the mail, especially when it is a payment for something where you might need to later prove you made the payment in case of dispute. Tell me that because you did these things, your bank or you has the check documented. If you can't tell me that, tell me you at least paid with a money order, which can still be documented. Just don't tell me you paid cash to your landlord without a receipt.

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