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#28341 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 11 December 2021 - 03:05 PM

Cancelled mu flight. Oh well, there is always next year. Just going to make this Christmas one to remember.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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#28342 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 11 December 2021 - 07:27 PM

5.8% increase in my rent, because of inflation---and simultaneous halving of the amount of my monthly electricity bill they'll pay (which already wasn't enough to keep my apartment at the minimum 60 degrees the lease requires), because---fuck me. No early signing bonus as in previous years, but instead they promise to bombard me with emails and erroneous notices that I might have people come to view my apartment even after I sign my lease if I don't have it in by tomorrow.

Don't want people coming in during the pandemic (including movers) and there's lots of stuff in here I'd rather not go without (or leave unattended with staff and people coming in and out) so I'll sign it, but I'm not happy about it. And it reminds me of my dead cat. (Of course I still have to pay the pet fee for the remainder of the current lease, even though she died many months ago.)
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#28343 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 11 December 2021 - 11:36 PM

View Postworry, on 11 December 2021 - 02:36 PM, said:

Huge, brutal overnight tornado in the midwest.





We got lucky here and it went just north and south of us. Illinois was bad, but Mayfield KY was just devastated.
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#28344 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 11 December 2021 - 11:41 PM

Why do we not build all homes out of prefab reinforced concrete?
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#28345 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 12 December 2021 - 02:35 AM

Glad you’re okay. I know that Amazon warehouse was in southern IL too.
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#28346 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 12 December 2021 - 03:35 AM

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#28347 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 12 December 2021 - 06:41 AM

Everything was natural, and nothing hurt.
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#28348 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 12 December 2021 - 10:39 AM

Why were those workers not done with their assignment? Typical lazy workers getting themselves killed with their criminal negligence.
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#28349 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 12 December 2021 - 02:53 PM

View PostAptorian, on 12 December 2021 - 10:39 AM, said:

Why were those workers not done with their assignment? Typical lazy workers getting themselves killed with their criminal negligence.


Hopefully this will help motivate Amazon to improve their robots. Their automation in general is subpar. (Perhaps they've been too insistent on developing it in-house, drastically lagging behind.) Then again they might think deaths are less expensive than demolished robots....

Robots vs tornadoes... hmm.
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Posted 12 December 2021 - 10:02 PM

View PostGorefest, on 11 December 2021 - 03:05 PM, said:

Cancelled mu flight. Oh well, there is always next year. Just going to make this Christmas one to remember.


Oh man, so sorry. I just read your previous post and was thinking "dude, stick the LFT or PCR swab in your ear and be done with it". We've just spent the weekend in London. If I don't have Omicron now after packed tubes and Hamley's I am invincible.
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#28351 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 15 December 2021 - 05:40 PM

Holy crap the wind! And today is garbage pickup day in my neighborhood. I pay attention to the weather forecast, because, I don't know, it's a common sense thing to do, so I didn't push my bin out on the curb (I can wait a week). Not my neighbors; overturned garbage bins and trash doing the old west ghost town tumbleweed dance up the streets. Dumbasses. This is only the opening act too. The wind is supposed to peak by mid-day. There is probably going to be a lot of damage after this blows through. I would not want to be semi-truck on the interstate. I sure hope this misses the folks who are picking up after the tornadoes last week.

This post has been edited by Malankazooie: 15 December 2021 - 05:41 PM

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#28352 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 16 December 2021 - 10:33 AM

I just signed a lease agreement
to lease my land
from myself
for £0 per annum

I am the tenant, I am the landlord.

how fucking ridiculous does a system have to get before they admit its a money spinning bullshit exercise?
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#28353 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 16 December 2021 - 10:35 AM

View PostMacros, on 16 December 2021 - 10:33 AM, said:

I just signed a lease agreement
to lease my land
from myself
for £0 per annum

I am the tenant, I am the landlord.

how fucking ridiculous does a system have to get before they admit its a money spinning bullshit exercise?


Hey now! That money spinning bullshit pays my mortgage.
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#28354 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 16 December 2021 - 10:39 AM

View PostMacros, on 16 December 2021 - 10:33 AM, said:

I just signed a lease agreement
to lease my land
from myself
for £0 per annum

I am the tenant, I am the landlord.

how fucking ridiculous does a system have to get before they admit its a money spinning bullshit exercise?




Be careful what you type. Before you know it you might get kicked out for being obstinate. I have it on good authority that your landlord reads these boards as well.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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#28355 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 December 2021 - 11:22 AM

View PostGorefest, on 16 December 2021 - 10:39 AM, said:

View PostMacros, on 16 December 2021 - 10:33 AM, said:

I just signed a lease agreement
to lease my land
from myself
for £0 per annum

I am the tenant, I am the landlord.

how fucking ridiculous does a system have to get before they admit its a money spinning bullshit exercise?




Be careful what you type. Before you know it you might get kicked out for being obstinate. I have it on good authority that your landlord reads these boards as well.

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#28356 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 17 December 2021 - 12:52 PM

View PostMacros, on 16 December 2021 - 10:33 AM, said:

I am the tenant]


Comrade, let's link arms in solidarity.

View PostMacros, on 16 December 2021 - 10:33 AM, said:

I am the landlord.


You monstrous fucking leech.



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#28357 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 18 December 2021 - 05:57 PM

Why are Christmas party hangovers worse than any other type of hangovers? ugh. Is it because of the rich foods and nog? I have two more of these to go to this joyous season. I think I'm going to throttle it down though and just sip some wine. I'm done with extra strong Colorado Bulldogs for the year.
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Posted 20 December 2021 - 07:12 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 18 December 2021 - 05:57 PM, said:

Why are Christmas party hangovers worse than any other type of hangovers? ugh. Is it because of the rich foods and nog? I have two more of these to go to this joyous season. I think I'm going to throttle it down though and just sip some wine. I'm done with extra strong Colorado Bulldogs for the year.


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Posted 20 December 2021 - 08:41 AM

It genuinely is.

Saw some mates for drinks recently, one had his xmas do the night before, hungover as fuck due to shame, thought he'd done something bad and made a tit of himself. Turned out he'd just vanished, soon as the shame was gone he perked right up and the worst bits of the hangover washed away.



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#28360 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 20 December 2021 - 09:14 AM

I channel politician mode after staff do.
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