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What's messing with your groove?

#28321 User is online   Slow Ben 

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Posted 21 November 2019 - 02:33 AM

Gabbard has literally no chance. Thank god.
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#28322 User is online   BfuckinK 

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Posted 21 November 2019 - 02:35 AM

I know she is low polling...

And itís a damn shame to.
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Posted 21 November 2019 - 02:53 AM

View PostBfuckinK, on 21 November 2019 - 02:35 AM, said:

I know she is low polling...

And itís a damn shame to.

I'll bite. What do you like about Tulsi Gabbard?
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#28324 User is online   BfuckinK 

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Posted 21 November 2019 - 02:58 AM

Iím not asking you to bite. If I was I would still be posting in discussion.

I have zero interest in channeling my inner Socrates in the groove thread. Not that I ever did to the proper satisfaction of the masses in other forum.

Spoiler

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Posted 21 November 2019 - 01:41 PM

 Slow Ben, on 21 November 2019 - 02:33 AM, said:

Gabbard has literally no chance. Thank god.


She's quite clearly setting up an 'independent' spoiler campaign to try and make sure ol trumpster fire wins by pulling 1-2% in a couple key states, just like Jill Stein tried to do last election.
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#28326 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 25 November 2019 - 11:38 AM

I swear people like this exist just to make the rest of us feel bad about ourselves.

Therefore because they make me feel bad about myself they should stop and apologise. :p

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#28327 User is online   BfuckinK 

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Posted 29 November 2019 - 04:52 AM

Just got electrocuted I think
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#28328 User is online   BfuckinK 

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Posted 29 November 2019 - 05:05 AM

My son commented earlier how the door shocked him when he opened it so I blew it off as static. Iíve been out plenty since then not feeling anything but a few minutes ago a charge ran up my left arm and felt like it exploded in my left pec. I found my wire that is powering my Xmas lights was lodged under door frame and rubbed the tiniest bit off coat with wire touching frame. Unplugged now. Shit ainít cool.

Sore now
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#28329 User is online   Slow Ben 

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Posted 29 November 2019 - 05:38 AM

Those Jeff Foxworthy jokes just write themselves donít they?
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#28330 User is online   BfuckinK 

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Posted 29 November 2019 - 08:22 AM

Feeling better going to bed.
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#28331 User is online   BfuckinK 

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Posted 29 November 2019 - 02:40 PM

Hurts on wake up.
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#28332 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 30 November 2019 - 04:33 AM

I love your "Redneck Defibrillator" hack.

;)

Do we need to get Maccy or SB around to check your place out?
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#28333 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 02 December 2019 - 03:23 PM

So I have been noticing that recently, after I am home from work, I am totally exhausted. I don't want to talk, I don't want to do anything requiring mental effort.

I have always been an introvert and always needed time to recharge a bit, but i think its been increasing lately

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 04:25 PM

Lunchfail. This shepherd's pie sucks.

No seasoning in the bland meat. The mashed potatoes taste of starch and sadness. The smattering of veg taste of mushy despair.


...fuckit... BURGER TIME.
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CHASE: (quietly) I dunno pups... he seems to be bidding us to hurt a bunch of people.
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Posted 04 December 2019 - 04:34 PM

View PostAbyss, on 04 December 2019 - 04:25 PM, said:

Lunchfail. This shepherd's pie sucks.

No seasoning in the bland meat. The mashed potatoes taste of starch and sadness. The smattering of veg taste of mushy despair.


...fuckit... BURGER TIME.


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#28336 User is online   BfuckinK 

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 10:15 PM

To shit in a public place or not to shit in a public place that is the question... myself Iím gonna go with clenching up for now but my ex and daughter better come out that dr office soon! Know what Iím saying?

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Posted 04 December 2019 - 11:29 PM

Sometimes people apologize to me for being a bad mood or as just happened to me to today for writing short replies in our text conversation. I often get confused because I didnít know there was a problem until they apologize for it. The replies in question seemed to cover all the points that needed covering and I wasnít expecting or wanting more.
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Posted Yesterday, 12:16 AM

I sold someone an antec hcg850 wat modular power supply. I did copy past a link of the antec hcg850 wat modular power supply with gold 80 rating but the one I sold is the hcg850 wat modular power supply with bronze 80 rating. Wasnít trying to cheat him. I didnít even notice the difference. I figured the product code brand and product number were all the same and they were the same and I did sell it for half off. Near as I can tell bronze is 89% efficient and gold is 92%. The guy is angry though and threatening to report me to the the forum I sold it to him on.

I mean fair is fair I did say the wrong thing but I donít know if this is really a big deal or if he is being opportunistic.
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Posted Yesterday, 04:56 AM

View PostCause, on 05 December 2019 - 12:16 AM, said:

I sold someone an antec hcg850 wat modular power supply. I did copy past a link of the antec hcg850 wat modular power supply with gold 80 rating but the one I sold is the hcg850 wat modular power supply with bronze 80 rating. Wasnít trying to cheat him. I didnít even notice the difference. I figured the product code brand and product number were all the same and they were the same and I did sell it for half off. Near as I can tell bronze is 89% efficient and gold is 92%. The guy is angry though and threatening to report me to the the forum I sold it to him on.

I mean fair is fair I did say the wrong thing but I donít know if this is really a big deal or if he is being opportunistic.


Give him a 3% refund.
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CHASE: (quietly) I dunno pups... he seems to be bidding us to hurt a bunch of people.
MARSHALL: So? I mauled Mayor Humdinger's face and set him on fire that one time and he was totally fine the next week.
CHASE: Good point. (louder) OK pups, Paw Patrol is on a roll!
PUST: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
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#28340 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted Yesterday, 08:44 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 December 2019 - 04:34 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 04 December 2019 - 04:25 PM, said:

Lunchfail. This shepherd's pie sucks.

No seasoning in the bland meat. The mashed potatoes taste of starch and sadness. The smattering of veg taste of mushy despair.


...fuckit... BURGER TIME.


I got you fam!

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