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#25381 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 03:13 PM

Handed my notice in (so to speak) with the falconry centre. It'd been coming for a bit, it's mostly a health choice (it's taking me longer and longer to recover and the Fibromyalgia has been spiking for months) but there were some ethical things I wasn't happy about. It's upsetting because I've enjoyed it so much, but it was starting to feel a little compromising because of ethics (people and birds) as well and that's never good. We parted on good terms and they've asked if I would mind helping with the odd bit of research, which I've said yes to, it's what I enjoy the most anyway. Does feel good to have made the decision.
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#25382 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 03:34 PM

Full disclosure TRB. Were they breeding Falcon-human-hybrids?
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 03:41 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 15 January 2019 - 03:34 PM, said:

Full disclosure TRB. Were they breeding Falcon-human-hybrids?


I couldn't possibly say :p
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#25384 User is online   Abyss 

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 04:22 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 15 January 2019 - 03:34 PM, said:

Full disclosure TRB. Were they breeding Falcon-human-hybrids?


Don't be silly, that's just sci fi nonsense.





...it was all the cyborg implants, wasn't it? The brain upgrades? The thing in the eyes with all the wires and that slimy green stuff for conduction? I know it wasn't the adamantium claws/beaks, because that's been around for like decades....
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 04:43 PM

View PostAbyss, on 15 January 2019 - 04:22 PM, said:

...it was all the cyborg implants, wasn't it? The brain upgrades? The thing in the eyes with all the wires and that slimy green stuff for conduction? I know it wasn't the adamantium claws/beaks, because that's been around for like decades....


Goddamnit, Abyss is on to them! :p
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 05:06 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 15 January 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 15 January 2019 - 04:22 PM, said:

...it was all the cyborg implants, wasn't it? The brain upgrades? The thing in the eyes with all the wires and that slimy green stuff for conduction? I know it wasn't the adamantium claws/beaks, because that's been around for like decades....


Goddamnit, Abyss is on to them! :p



They were pretty shameless about ripping off some of the work with mini-lop bunnies and alpacas. And don't even get me started on the whole goldfish thing... do you have any idea how hard it is to infuse a goldfish with adamantium??? And that's BEFORE the megaladon DNA and frikkin lasers.
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Posted 15 January 2019 - 05:28 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 15 January 2019 - 04:43 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 15 January 2019 - 04:22 PM, said:

...it was all the cyborg implants, wasn't it? The brain upgrades? The thing in the eyes with all the wires and that slimy green stuff for conduction? I know it wasn't the adamantium claws/beaks, because that's been around for like decades....


Goddamnit, Abyss is in charge of them! :p


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Posted 16 January 2019 - 07:16 AM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 15 January 2019 - 03:13 PM, said:

Handed my notice in (so to speak) with the falconry centre. It'd been coming for a bit, it's mostly a health choice (it's taking me longer and longer to recover and the Fibromyalgia has been spiking for months) but there were some ethical things I wasn't happy about. It's upsetting because I've enjoyed it so much, but it was starting to feel a little compromising because of ethics (people and birds) as well and that's never good. We parted on good terms and they've asked if I would mind helping with the odd bit of research, which I've said yes to, it's what I enjoy the most anyway. Does feel good to have made the decision.


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Posted 16 January 2019 - 04:37 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 16 January 2019 - 07:16 AM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 15 January 2019 - 03:13 PM, said:

Handed my notice in (so to speak) with the falconry centre. It'd been coming for a bit, it's mostly a health choice (it's taking me longer and longer to recover and the Fibromyalgia has been spiking for months) but there were some ethical things I wasn't happy about. It's upsetting because I've enjoyed it so much, but it was starting to feel a little compromising because of ethics (people and birds) as well and that's never good. We parted on good terms and they've asked if I would mind helping with the odd bit of research, which I've said yes to, it's what I enjoy the most anyway. Does feel good to have made the decision.


Avian predators make for great hedge fund managers and Republican senators.


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Posted 18 January 2019 - 12:35 PM

Procrastination attack!
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 12:36 PM

Strong possibility I have a hiatal hernia
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 01:20 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 18 January 2019 - 12:35 PM, said:

Procrastination attack!


Deal with it tomorrow
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Posted 20 January 2019 - 12:49 AM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 18 January 2019 - 12:36 PM, said:

Strong possibility I have a hiatal hernia


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Posted 20 January 2019 - 12:55 AM

I’m in Barcelona, we’re hanging out with my girlfriend’s friends and it’s really fun. They’re good people. But, last night and tonight, her best friend is touching me more than she should be doing. And I don’t know whether to tell my girlfriend or not.
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Posted 20 January 2019 - 04:47 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 20 January 2019 - 12:49 AM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 18 January 2019 - 12:36 PM, said:

Strong possibility I have a hiatal hernia


What's that?


The opposite of a lowatal hernia.
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Posted 20 January 2019 - 04:49 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 20 January 2019 - 12:55 AM, said:

I'm in Barcelona, we're hanging out with my girlfriend's friends and it's really fun. They're good people. But, last night and tonight, her best friend is touching me more than she should be doing. And I don't know whether to tell my girlfriend or not.


Define ‘touching’.
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Posted 20 January 2019 - 05:18 AM

View PostAbyss, on 20 January 2019 - 04:47 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 20 January 2019 - 12:49 AM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 18 January 2019 - 12:36 PM, said:

Strong possibility I have a hiatal hernia


What's that?


The opposite of a lowatal hernia.


Not to be confused with middlatal hernia.
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#25398 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 20 January 2019 - 09:25 AM

View PostAbyss, on 20 January 2019 - 04:49 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 20 January 2019 - 12:55 AM, said:

I'm in Barcelona, we're hanging out with my girlfriend's friends and it's really fun. They're good people. But, last night and tonight, her best friend is touching me more than she should be doing. And I don't know whether to tell my girlfriend or not.


Define ‘touching’.


Relatively minor stuff, in isolation. Just, you know, brushibg my thigh with her hand when talking to me, putting her hand on my forearm, standing close enough that her body presses against mine all the time. It was just this constant, low level touching that felt to me very intentional and it made me uncomfortable.
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#25399 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 20 January 2019 - 09:35 AM

Could be nothing. Maybe she's a tactile kind of person? I've met a few like that, took some getting used to after inital "WTF?"
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Posted 20 January 2019 - 10:02 AM

Could just be that the whole concept of touching was ruined for Morgoth after he was caressed by the monstrous and yet surprisingly gentle hands of Macros and he just gets confused now.
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