What's messing with your groove?

#25401 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 20 January 2019 - 10:27 AM

Do a few unsubtle moves away when she touches you to give her a clear hint. This is what women do when a chap is making unwelcome advances. If she carries on she is obviously doing it on purpose and can't take a hint. I wouldn't tell your girlfriend unless you are sure, it's too weird. Even then I'd only tell her if you are going to regularly get caught by her and can't avoid it.

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#25402 Maark Abbott

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 08:00 AM

Morgoth, on 20 January 2019 - 09:25 AM, said:

Abyss, on 20 January 2019 - 04:49 AM, said:

Morgoth, on 20 January 2019 - 12:55 AM, said:

I'm in Barcelona, we're hanging out with my girlfriend's friends and it's really fun. They're good people. But, last night and tonight, her best friend is touching me more than she should be doing. And I don't know whether to tell my girlfriend or not.

Define 'touching'.

Relatively minor stuff, in isolation. Just, you know, brushibg my thigh with her hand when talking to me, putting her hand on my forearm, standing close enough that her body presses against mine all the time. It was just this constant, low level touching that felt to me very intentional and it made me uncomfortable.

If she's that close, she can't escape The Vortex.

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#25403 Morgoth

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 09:02 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 20 January 2019 - 10:27 AM, said:

Yeah, you're right. She lives in Spain so this isn't going to be a real issue I think. It's better not to say anything. And besides, I might just be overthinking it. The idea that my girlfriends best friend was hitting on me freaked me out a little. Normally I don't even notice that sort of thing.

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#25404 Cause

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 09:12 AM

Morgoth, on 21 January 2019 - 09:02 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 20 January 2019 - 10:27 AM, said:

You miss 100% of the threesomes you don't go for!

#25405 QuickTidal

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 03:24 PM

-34 here with the windchill today.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#25406 Abyss

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 05:29 PM

QuickTidal, on 21 January 2019 - 03:24 PM, said:

-34 here with the windchill today.

- 36.

i win.

yay.

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#25407 QuickTidal

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 05:46 PM

Abyss, on 21 January 2019 - 05:29 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 21 January 2019 - 03:24 PM, said:

-34 here with the windchill today.

- 36.

i win.

yay.

Oh, but none of us win...LOL

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#25408 Aptorian

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 08:35 PM

You playing insurance roulette?

#25409 Slow Ben

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 10:19 PM

Virgin of High House Bachelor, on 21 January 2019 - 07:12 PM, said:

Well 2 trees in a row decided to fall in directions other then I intended them to go. This 2nd one took out my fence(fuck) but dropped mere feet from a corner house swipe(yay).

Are you sure you know how a chainsaw works?😆

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#25410 Silencer

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 10:26 PM

QuickTidal, on 21 January 2019 - 05:46 PM, said:

Abyss, on 21 January 2019 - 05:29 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 21 January 2019 - 03:24 PM, said:

-34 here with the windchill today.

- 36.

i win.

yay.

Oh, but none of us win...LOL

Will happily trade either of you the 32 degrees I have here all week.

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#25411 amphibian

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 10:40 PM

Slow Ben, on 21 January 2019 - 10:19 PM, said:

Virgin of High House Bachelor, on 21 January 2019 - 07:12 PM, said:

Well 2 trees in a row decided to fall in directions other then I intended them to go. This 2nd one took out my fence(fuck) but dropped mere feet from a corner house swipe(yay).

Are you sure you know how a chainsaw works?😆

Chainsaw isn't the problem here.

Wedges can really help push a tree the right way. Use them if you have them.

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#25412 Malankazooie

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Posted 21 January 2019 - 11:34 PM

When I was knee high to a duck, my dad taught me how to place a directional notch on a tree to get it to fall where you want. Tree cutting 101. #CommonSense #LifeSkills #FarmLiving #LostKnowledge

#25413 Abyss

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Posted 22 January 2019 - 01:32 AM

SCIENCE!

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#25414 Mentalist

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Posted 22 January 2019 - 10:43 PM

Silencer, on 21 January 2019 - 10:26 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 21 January 2019 - 05:46 PM, said:

Abyss, on 21 January 2019 - 05:29 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 21 January 2019 - 03:24 PM, said:

-34 here with the windchill today.

- 36.

i win.

yay.

Oh, but none of us win...LOL

Will happily trade either of you the 32 degrees I have here all week.

I'll take it!

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#25415 Maark Abbott

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 08:14 AM

Absolute shit suplex sandwich yesterday.

Dad's wife has breast cancer. Latest scan says it's now moved into her neck and brain.

Whilst I'm talking to dad about this, a message comes through from my sister asking me to call mum, so I do. And her husband, who hasn't been well, has had scans done which revealed multiple bone lesions - so all things considered, the likely outcome is he has bone cancer.

Literally all this within fifteen fucking minutes of each other.

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#25416 QuickTidal

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 01:40 PM

Maark Abbott, on 23 January 2019 - 08:14 AM, said:

Oh gods, I'm so sorry to hear this.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon