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#20901
Slow Ben 
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Posted 29 August 2016 - 09:32 PM
Damn. That sucks.
The man was comedy gold.
I'm gonna watch Blazing Saddles tonight.
"yeah, but i shoot with this hand...."
The man was comedy gold.
I'm gonna watch Blazing Saddles tonight.
"yeah, but i shoot with this hand...."
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#20902
TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 30 August 2016 - 06:22 AM
Slow Ben, on 29 August 2016 - 09:32 PM, said:
Damn. That sucks.
The man was comedy gold.
I'm gonna watch Blazing Saddles tonight.
"yeah, but i shoot with this hand...."
The man was comedy gold.
I'm gonna watch Blazing Saddles tonight.
"yeah, but i shoot with this hand...."
My name's Jim, but mostly people call me.... Jim.
- Wyrd bið ful aræd -
#20903
Mentalist
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 02:25 AM
Trying to install WhatsApp on my father's iPhone. makes me want to grab a sledgehammer and break every iProduct I can see.
a looping error, and no way of knowing WHAT the error is. and a goddamn touch interface where you can't do ANYTHING unless there's a touch icon for it (which there aren't any)
a looping error, and no way of knowing WHAT the error is. and a goddamn touch interface where you can't do ANYTHING unless there's a touch icon for it (which there aren't any)
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#20904
Solidsnape
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 10:51 AM
worry, on 29 August 2016 - 09:28 PM, said:
Obviously not disputing the genius, and I have to mention stir crazy too.
But seriously, what's a Nephew/Child.
Is it your child or your nephew?
Both?
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#20905
Morgoth
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 11:53 AM
I guess maybe the mother is also his sister?
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#20906
worry
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Posted 01 September 2016 - 06:45 PM
It's a nephew you treat as you would your own child, because your relationship is similarly close.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#20907
Gust Hubb
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Posted 02 September 2016 - 11:51 AM
Deaths for some reason are really getting to me. Reading a book called When Breath Becomes Air and am getting internally stabbed by my fellow med student who blew his brains out. Funny how scars never do completely heal.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#20909
Gust Hubb
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Posted 04 September 2016 - 12:07 AM
I hate it when I don't give my kids snacks, make a really good meal full of flavor, vegetables etc, and they still don't eat very well... Hunger strike anyone?
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#20910
Andorion
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Posted 04 September 2016 - 01:03 AM
Gust Hubb, on 04 September 2016 - 12:07 AM, said:
I hate it when I don't give my kids snacks, make a really good meal full of flavor, vegetables etc, and they still don't eat very well... Hunger strike anyone?
Kid Logic: Sweet > Everything else
#20911
Tsundoku
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Posted 04 September 2016 - 10:37 AM
Another 2 weeks out field starting tomorrow. And of course it looks like rain. FML. 
I need a new job. Or at least a similar job but in another organisation. One that doesn't go out field.
I'm so tired of being cranky, forgetful, unable to concentrate and wound tight all the time. I worry about everything going wrong and I try to avoid meetings with just about everyone because I can feel myself getting worked up (in a bad way) before, during and even after as I go over what I said and did and come to the worst conclusions. I can sit here at view it semi-intellectually but I can't stop myself at the time. I've had to lay off the mersyndol to enable me to relax on some nights because it makes me even dopier (than I usually am, which is a big call for those of you that know me) the next day.
I really, really need to win the lottery so I can quit work.
Meh, enough whining, time to HTFU.
I need a new job. Or at least a similar job but in another organisation. One that doesn't go out field.
I'm so tired of being cranky, forgetful, unable to concentrate and wound tight all the time. I worry about everything going wrong and I try to avoid meetings with just about everyone because I can feel myself getting worked up (in a bad way) before, during and even after as I go over what I said and did and come to the worst conclusions. I can sit here at view it semi-intellectually but I can't stop myself at the time. I've had to lay off the mersyndol to enable me to relax on some nights because it makes me even dopier (than I usually am, which is a big call for those of you that know me) the next day.
I really, really need to win the lottery so I can quit work.
Meh, enough whining, time to HTFU.
This post has been edited by Captain Needa: 04 September 2016 - 10:57 AM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#20912
Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 05 September 2016 - 09:48 PM
I have a lovely bruise on my face from walking in to a pole to cap off a crappy day yesterday. I can cover it well with makeup luckily, but my face is all tender on one side where I wear my glasses. 
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#20914
Solidsnape
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 09:36 AM
Briar King, on 06 September 2016 - 02:41 AM, said:
Remember me talking about the new breed of mutant mosquitos that has sprung up the past few yrs? Here's a smallish one I just found dead on my washer. They can easily be even bigger. Check out that needle!
Spoiler
That looks like a tiger mosquito.
Yeah fuckin massive and they feed all day!! Not just at dawn and dusk times!! The bastards.
Get them here in northern Italy too.
I killed 3 at work last night.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#20915
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 01:29 PM
Glad I live in safe old Britain where the worst that can get you is a grumpy badger...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#20916
QuickTidal
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 02:47 PM
First day back at work after two weeks off with my wife and my newborn daughter...and I already miss them fiercely!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#20917
worry
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM
Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#20918
Nevyn
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 08:54 PM
QuickTidal, on 06 September 2016 - 02:47 PM, said:
First day back at work after two weeks off with my wife and my newborn daughter...and I already miss them fiercely!
the weeks off?
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish
Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
#20919
QuickTidal
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 10:37 PM
worry, on 06 September 2016 - 07:39 PM, said:
Aww that's sweet! They do say having a child is like one of the Top Twenty things a person can do, emotions-wise.
It's really something I can't explain emotions-wise. Just such a great experience.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
