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#20860 Itwæs Nom

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 10:49 AM

Macros, on 24 August 2016 - 10:21 AM, said:

how does one embed a youtube video on the forum?
using the insert media button for me just generates a link.

Delete the "s" from "https" in the link

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#20861 Gust Hubb

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 07:07 PM

About to get a sigmoidoscopy... good times

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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#20862 Lady Bliss

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 07:41 PM

Gust Hubb, on 24 August 2016 - 07:07 PM, said:

About to get a sigmoidoscopy... good times

Do you get a nice dinner and foreplay first?

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#20863 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 08:10 PM

Friend has got cancer. Very early stage and he's already had a tumour removing operation for it with a follow up scan in a couple of weeks so there isn't any worries really but it's still horrible for him & his fiancee...

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#20864 Slow Ben

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 09:26 PM

That sucks TIste, hope it turns out ok.

Just spent a few hours on my tractor bushhogging.

Bug bites....fucking...everywhere.

Its no chiggers on my log, but it sucks.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#20865 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 09:29 PM

I thought BK's log post should have been in the Poop thread.

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#20866 Macros

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 09:36 PM

you keep the log out of our poop!

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#20867 Gust Hubb

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 11:14 PM

Lady Bliss, on 24 August 2016 - 07:41 PM, said:

Gust Hubb, on 24 August 2016 - 07:07 PM, said:

About to get a sigmoidoscopy... good times

Do you get a nice dinner and foreplay first?

Sadly no. Just stuck in a gown, shity socks and given IV drugs. Then violated.

But it is over, and I am cancer free. But fissuring like Beru under Caladan Brood's hammer

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#20868 worry

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 11:29 PM

We call sigmoidoscopy the Outback Snakehouse, since they're seeking out your bloomin' onion. Sounds to me though that you're more of a Cracked Anus man, in the end.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#20869 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 25 August 2016 - 05:46 AM

Oh dear. Hit the inevitable post break-up wall of "All my friends are settling down/getting married/married, and I fucked everything up and have to start again. Maybe I deserve it/it's all my fault".

I know it's normal, it'll pass and I'll rather soon be rational about it all again. Right now though? I actually wish I drank. Tea isn't strong enough.

- Wyrd bið ful aræd -

#20870 worry

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Posted 25 August 2016 - 06:00 AM

What's weird about marriage is that it's the major contract through which you gain the power to cancel someone else's life support. Yet it's when people start to hate each other that they decide to sever that contract. Seems counter-intuitive.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#20871 Mentalist

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Posted 25 August 2016 - 11:33 AM

Had a very exciting semi-finals game yest, that ended with a 1:0 loss. (I was off the field when the goal happened, so it wasn't my injury-related incompetence that caused it)

Managed to slip on the ball and fall backwards, flexing both legs as they went up off the ground. The pain from the stretch was quite something.

Now basically got a discomfort sitting or standing up (actually standing and walking is not so bad). Feels almost like a bruise, but of the core muscles directly below the abs.

On the plus side, only have 1 game that matters left on Sun, then I can take a break for the long weekend and then my 2-week vacation.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 25 August 2016 - 11:37 AM

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#20872 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 25 August 2016 - 12:38 PM

Another bad day in a dreadful week. Come on Universe, please just let me win that $20 million lottery ...

This post has been edited by Captain Needa: 25 August 2016 - 12:38 PM

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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#20873 Abyss

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Posted 25 August 2016 - 06:40 PM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 25 August 2016 - 05:46 AM, said:

hookers and blow?

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#20874 Slow Ben

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Posted 25 August 2016 - 07:13 PM

Abyss, on 25 August 2016 - 06:40 PM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 25 August 2016 - 05:46 AM, said:

hookers and blow?

Thats always the answer....

When life gets tough?

Cocaine and hookers.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#20875 Abyss

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Posted 25 August 2016 - 07:20 PM

...it was that or 'Wolverine'.

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#20876 Macros

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:23 AM

lets fucking do this in chat

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#20877 Macros

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:24 AM

ive jiust sort of caught oin to what im at. i just rang jim

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#20878 Gust Hubb

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 03:54 AM

I hate my ex more and more each day as I gradually learn what I have been missing all these years and what has been done to my self image. It is an odd counterpoint to the cloud I have been living on, but I hate that she is still in my life like a festering sore. Latest news from the ex: kid doesn't have an allergy. It was bed bugs. Gods I hope they didn't make it here.

This post has been edited by Gust Hubb: 26 August 2016 - 03:54 AM

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss