What's messing with your groove?

#20820 Gorefest

Witness

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Posted 20 August 2016 - 05:15 PM

Maark Abbott, on 20 August 2016 - 07:44 AM, said:

Northern Rail doing unannounced engineering works at my station - no trains running and I only found out when I bloody got to the station. Had to drive into Sheffield on fucking match day when my route goes past the stadium. GAH.

I assume network rail? Northern rail only does the trains, not the tracks.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.

#20821 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 20 August 2016 - 05:31 PM

Any Canadians on here living in or near Medicine Hat? Apparently you're not supposed to know about this:

http://www.news.com....2b53c4066234bae

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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#20822 Mentalist

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Posted 20 August 2016 - 09:50 PM

Somehow bent the front tire on my new-ish bike. Unlike last time, I managed to avoid screaping off 20% of my skin during the fall, as I pretty much landed on my feet. Still, can't be good for my definitely-not-quite-healed pulled groin.

More to the point, ended up wheeling the bike home like a wheelbarrow for the last 2 clicks or so. Now running late for evening stuff.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#20823 Lady Bliss

Shameless Minister of Silly Catwalks of the Abyssmal Army

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Posted 20 August 2016 - 11:06 PM

I just found out that my mom gave away all of my grandpa's beer steins when she moved here... She claims that she doesn't remember my REPEATEDLY asking for them.... *heartbroken*

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#20824 Andorion

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 05:12 AM

Briar King, on 21 August 2016 - 04:48 AM, said:

Ughhhhh another momma spider just delivered her few hundred little bastards all over my carpet upon death! Disgusting! Jaina is vacn em up now.

This sort of thing happens often?

#20825 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 05:32 AM

That happened to me once in my garage. It was a wolf spider so I didn't think anything of it looking a little fuzzy, but then I saw them spread.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#20826 EmperorMagus

Scarecrow of Low House PEN

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 06:16 AM

I have a spider outside my window.
It's the greatest. I can observe it brutally murdering and eating insects everyday. It caught a butterfly three times its size yesterday and has been nibbling on it since.

Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm

#20827 King Lear

Une belle quelquesomething sans merci

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 07:37 AM

I had a pet baboon spider when I was a kid. We fed it other spiders, it was great.

*Men's Frights Activist*

#20828 EmperorMagus

Scarecrow of Low House PEN

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 08:08 AM

King Lear, on 21 August 2016 - 07:37 AM, said:

I had a pet baboon spider when I was a kid. We fed it other spiders, it was great.

Spiders are totally metal.
I have no idea how they eat chitin though.

Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
#sarcasm

#20829 Gust Hubb

Necromancer Extraordinaire

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Around, just quiet....er

Posted 21 August 2016 - 01:35 PM

Proper digestive enzymes. Chitin is a carb afair. Chains of sugars

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#20830 Mentalist

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 02:00 PM

The aforementioned bent bike tire is putting a serious spanner in my plans for today. Combined with the lousy Sunday bus scheduling. Timing on pretty much everything is off.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#20831 Puck

Mausetöter

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 08:02 PM

Internet's down in the entire area. Of course, right when I need it. Try sending image files via mobile connection *sigh*

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#20832 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 10:09 PM

Bikes should come with spare tires like cars do.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#20833 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 10:37 PM

There are kits for flats, tears, even warped spokes, but bend a tire and yeah, you're walking.

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#20834 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 10:05 AM

Bending a tyre is relatively easily fixed Abyss, rubber is incredibly flexible.
Bending a wheel however? Well that's a different kettle of fish.

2012
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#20835 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 10:08 AM

What messing with my groove.
I want to get away home on Thursday.
Haven't done a tap at work yet, still waiting on materials delivery.
Also the contracts manager measured up the cabling for the air con nits on the roof, he always measures things too tight, thinking to cut costs. Cables too short, now going to have to wait a day or two for more. Just fucking over measure. Whatever he's saved the last few jobs by trimming things so tight has just been wasted and more, fucking tit. This is why you don't measure tight off drawings, site conditions are never exactly as per on and existing install. Let me do my job properly and do all the measuring and ordering the second I arrive on site, its what you pay me to do!
And why cant german just have one word for "the". Awkward bastards.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#20836 Mentalist

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 02:47 PM

Exhausted after the super-busy weekend (yest night when I came home from the game I had to do a bunch of taping, since my mom decided she wants to paint a bunch of bathrooms before her vacation, and I supposedly lay masking tape much more accurately)

Re-caffeinating my brain slowly, but it's a real struggle to get into working this morning.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 22 August 2016 - 02:48 PM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#20837 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Posted 22 August 2016 - 03:48 PM

Macros, on 22 August 2016 - 10:05 AM, said:

Bending a tyre is relatively easily fixed Abyss, rubber is incredibly flexible.
Bending a wheel however? Well that's a different kettle of fish.

To-MAY-toTo-MAH-tire.

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#20838 Gust Hubb

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Around, just quiet....er

Posted 22 August 2016 - 08:58 PM

This day is killing me. I may see my clever girl tonight, but that is up in the air. And the day is just crawling by...

Oh and I hate this rotation to boot.

This post has been edited by Gust Hubb: 22 August 2016 - 08:59 PM

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~Abyss