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What's messing with your groove?

#2001 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 04:12 PM

Nonsense Hinter, Flymos are brilliant, once you've done the lawn if you're packing the guns for the job you can pick them up and trim the hedges with them, I wouldn't want to try that with a petrol mower.
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 04:57 PM

View PostCougar, on Aug 16 2009, 05:12 PM, said:

Nonsense Hinter, Flymos are brilliant, once you've done the lawn if you're packing the guns for the job you can pick them up and trim the hedges with them, I wouldn't want to try that with a petrol mower.

Good point, but I've already forgotten where I put the extension lead!
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 05:29 PM

What the hell is a flymo?
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 05:32 PM

@SB - it's a crappy electric lawn mower that (supposedly) creates a cushion od air underneath it so that it hovers over your lawn while you cut it.
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#2005 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 05:34 PM

Wow. So wheels arent good enough anymore? :thumbsup:

And electric, you have to plug in your lawnmower? Thats just weird.
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 05:44 PM

Hence all the buggering about with extension leads etc. Not to mention the danger of mowing the cord and electrocuting yourself. Flymos are fail.
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 05:45 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on Aug 16 2009, 07:34 PM, said:

Wow. So wheels arent good enough anymore? :thumbsup:

And electric, you have to plug in your lawnmower? Thats just weird.


Ever heard of batteries?

But it doesn't really sound logical. If it's pushing down air to make lift, isn't it also flattening the grass? Making it sort of useless/inefficient.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 04:04 AM

A delivery date of September 4th for Dust of Dreams?

Teleportation must be invented lickety split. This is borderline unacceptable.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 08:57 AM

I got soaked through walking home :thumbsup: Stupid sudden storm!
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 09:02 AM

Flmos are fucking brilliant, I won't hear another bad word said about them. You can use them on grass, branches, ferns, ivy, dogs, rocks, fences...
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 09:06 AM

until you run over the power cord...................petrol and loud noises ftw

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I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 09:13 AM

SAP. It is teh suck, at least the front-end implemented here by a bunch of money guzzling consultants.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:30 AM

View Postcauthon, on Aug 17 2009, 10:13 AM, said:

SAP. It is teh suck, at least the front-end implemented here by a bunch of money guzzling consultants.


I agree with this entirely, when you consider how user friendly such an expensive system should be it's baffling why it's such a steaming pile of shit.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:36 AM

F*************************************************************k

I JUST BURNED MY LEG WITH (almost) BOILING WATER!

OW
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:55 AM

I hope you poured a lot of cold on it BEFORE you posted!

If you didn't.. go, go!

Sorry, you seem to be having a bad day.

This post has been edited by Traveller: 17 August 2009 - 10:59 AM

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:57 AM

yes, yes i did, still hurts though :thumbsup:
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:47 AM

View PostHinter, on Aug 17 2009, 03:32 AM, said:

@SB - it's a crappy electric lawn mower that (supposedly) creates a cushion od air underneath it so that it hovers over your lawn while you cut it.
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That's epic! That's like fucking technological wizardry! We are gods over this planet with our floating lawnmowers!

My groove is messed because I got a bad report from my Science teacher-who's a biatch.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 02:05 PM

a reply from the ex whom i sent the letter to. Shes replying by letter so ill have to wait a while. As i now fear it isnt going well i may start stock piling piratical goods such as the essential parrot and cutlass

Edit- Also some ppl have DoD and i dont. FUCK

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:20 PM

What's messing with my groove: short version:

On Saturday morning my water was cut off by people who are renting the store that's below my apartment because water was leaking from the ceiling. They refused to turn my water back on unless I called a plumber (I am NOT the landlord, by the way) even tho it was 30 degrees and felt like a sauna in my place and they never warned me that they were cutting my water.

So I called a plumber---paying time and a half, mind---for what I think is a quick job. He realized that the pipes coming down from my toilet were blocked, he spends over 3 hours trying to fix it / unblock it and can't! A few hours later the landlord calls HIS plumber only to find out that there's roofing tar blocking two-thirds of the drain so they have to rip out the blocked pipes and reroute the water supply (or something like that) so I can get my bathroom back. I've been living at my aunt's place since Saturday and I have no clue when I can go home AND my poor cat probably thinks I've abandoned him. Thank goodness my neighbor is taking care of him.

Yeesh...so there, short version of my bathroom drama. :thumbsup: I paid $600 out of my own pocket and nothing has been fixed at all. And I have no mo-fo clue as to how roofing tar got down the drain. Roofing tar!

This post has been edited by Maia Irraz: 17 August 2009 - 05:23 PM

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:31 PM

View Posttiam, on Aug 17 2009, 04:05 PM, said:

a reply from the ex whom i sent the letter to. Shes replying by letter so ill have to wait a while. As i now fear it isnt going well i may start stock piling piratical goods such as the essential parrot and cutlass

Edit- Also some ppl have DoD and i dont. FUCK


Seriously tiam. You need to dump this broad in the worst kind of way.

Despite what you may think the sea is filled with other hot fish that put out but don't act like selfish bitches....

EDIT: Oh and about DOD... to quote a well known chicken, MOO HOO HAA HAAAA HA HA HA HA HAH!

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