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What's messing with your groove?

#1601 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 08:34 PM

Shaving Sarah Jessica Parker's feet?

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#1602 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 08:38 PM

Rather than murdering her and dissolving her hideous corpse in acid?

You DISGUST me.

#1603 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 08:39 PM

I do indeed make a rather pathetic psychopath.

#1604 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 08:40 PM

You need to shave her feet to destroy her strength! She's like Samson only more manly.

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#1605 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 08:57 PM

But I thought it was the hair that was her "mane" source of strength, too?

Ah, puns, I love them.

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#1606 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 09:25 PM

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 19 2009, 07:27 PM, said:

I'm bummed about work tomorrow, I'd rather the weekend just lasted. Except, y'know, with work-pay still.

Welcome to the rest of your life. Sunday night always feels like that last Sunday at the end of the school summer holidays when you were a kid.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#1607 Cougar

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 09:29 PM

Only 45 years to go Tobes

I AM A TWAT

#1608 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 10:55 PM

It was a shrp butter knife, and quite forceful. I don't need to be in a bubble... how would I interact with the world?!

Although... then I could be tickled and poked... that would be nice, then the evil Mr Lucy could never win again! (He pokes me a lot... once managed to tickle my forehead

)

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1609 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 08:06 AM

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 20 2009, 07:25 AM, said:

Thelomen Toblerone, on Jul 19 2009, 07:27 PM, said:

I'm bummed about work tomorrow, I'd rather the weekend just lasted. Except, y'know, with work-pay still.

Welcome to the rest of your life. Sunday night always feels like that last Sunday at the end of the school summer holidays when you were a kid.

I know that feeling all too well...I just went back today. Share the pain, TT.

My Internet usage had slowed right down-I am talking to you with snail-mail.

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 20 July 2009 - 08:07 AM

Suck it Errant!

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#1610 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 04:11 AM

CUTS! SO MANY F********* CUTS!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1611 MTS

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 06:53 AM

Went back to uni yesterday. Books ended up costing the motherfucking motherload ($450 instead of the $230 it was last semester) so now my inflexible budgeting means I'm broke for the next 3 days. Sigh. Hopefully my petrol lasts.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1612 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 06:56 AM

Asshole publishers. I spent over $600 bucks two semsters in law school. I was ready for murder at that point. I feel your pain, Mappo.

#1613 MTS

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 07:03 AM

Yeah, professors have got me over a barrel. Especially in my ancient history course. I had to get pretty much a full set of classical Roman histories which were translated from Latin by my professor, and each one cost about $70.

On the other hand though, I've never been broke before. Couple that with semi-doting parents and appropriate moral blackmail and I have a winner.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1614 Tsundoku

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 11:38 AM

Holiday's over. Fuck.

Back to work in the shitty tropics in 2 weeks. Double fuck.

My Euro Sex Tour was a complete non-event, stupid European women and their "standards". Insert obvious self-contradictory exclamation here.

8 more hours on a plane to go, and I swear they deliberately place me near the screaming brats. 2 managed to howl at least every 10 minutes - in shifts, mind - for the whole 13 hour trip here. Little vermin should be debarked. I actully wasn't near any when I first got on the plane, but they asked me to swap with a boy much closer to them because as an "unaccompanied minor" according to company policy he couldn't sit next to an adult male. I kid you not, this is what an employee of the airlne told me quite seriously.
As I was sitting next to this quite cute Indian girl (with quite nice norks), obviously this was against the wishes of the universe and I got the shitty end of the stick again. Quite literally, as one of the screaming little parasites enjoyed puking and shitting itself continuously. WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS ALLOWED ON PLANES???!!!

I also find the official assumption that all males are kiddy fiddlers to be just a little bit offensive.

Clunges!

This post has been edited by Sombra: 21 July 2009 - 11:40 AM

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#1615 caladanbrood

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 11:47 AM

It wasn't any male, Shane. They just caught a look of you and thought...

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#1616 Tsundoku

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:15 PM

caladanbrood, on Jul 21 2009, 11:47 AM, said:

It wasn't any male, Shane. They just caught a look of you and thought...

Uh, not quite. I was sitting in the window seat NEXT TO a woman, and they swapped me WITH the kid (about 10-12 years old I'd say) because he was an unaccompanied minor sitting next to a male adult.

And just now, after not having left the international departures area during my layover here - had a VERY expensive snooze in a transit lounge hotel - I had to get rid of the water bottle I had BOUGHT in there, just to get into the gate lounge. Utter fucking madness. I guess it's their little way to gouge you extra if you want any more than the miniscule amounts they dole out to you on the plane.

At least they had more free internet here in the gate lounge.

#1617 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:18 PM

can't sleep. brain is jelly. stupid jelly

edit: @sombra: children are everywhere at the moment, I was surrounded by 11 of them the other day. It was creepy

This post has been edited by Centzon Totochtin: 21 July 2009 - 12:19 PM

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1618 Tsundoku

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:21 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 21 2009, 12:18 PM, said:

can't sleep. brain is jelly. stupid jelly

edit: @sombra: children are everywhere at the moment, I was surrounded by 11 of them the other day. It was creepy

They were probably hungry and saw your boobs.