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What's messing with your groove?

#15501 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 15 April 2014 - 09:52 PM

Wife and kids are off to visit family, and it's just me at home... with the dog... and the baby is being kind of shitty in several senses of the word today... :sofa:
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#15502 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 03:07 PM

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 15 April 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:



Good news, Simeon!

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#15503 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 03:09 PM

View PostGrief, on 16 April 2014 - 03:07 PM, said:

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 15 April 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:



Good news, Simeon!

Good find! Though it would be sad if they carried on without him for the sake of continuing the band...
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#15504 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:56 PM

False labor
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#15505 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 09:56 PM

Feeling restless. Thoughts not occupied by what they should be occupied by. Meh.
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#15506 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 10:22 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 16 April 2014 - 08:56 PM, said:

False labor


Make her run up and down the stairs for an hour.

Alternatively. Hide and wait for her to fall into a false sense of security and relaxation. Then jump out from your hiding place and blast her with a foghorn.

I am sure these plans will work.
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#15507 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 10:29 PM

My ma had false labors with me for ~2 weeks before I finally popped out. That's why I turned out so great.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#15508 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:33 PM

View Postworry, on 16 April 2014 - 10:29 PM, said:

My ma had false labors with me for ~2 weeks before I finally popped out. That's why I turned out so great.


nc
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 12:48 AM

trying to post a link to a youtube video and I can't remember how to get it to show the preview, and not just show the address? It's been ages since i've bothered, but it's really annoying me that I can't remember.

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 02:45 AM

The basics are as follows: You have to use the long URL that you would find in your browser's address bar. You can't use the shortened URL, you can't have extra stuff in the URL (the format should look like watch?v=r5pOMyHU95U after the .com/ and nothing else before, after, or in-between), and you have to use the http (not https) beginning.
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#15511 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 02:59 AM

View Postworry, on 17 April 2014 - 02:45 AM, said:

The basics are as follows: You have to use the long URL that you would find in your browser's address bar. You can't use the shortened URL, you can't have extra stuff in the URL (the format should look like watch?v=r5pOMyHU95U after the .com/ and nothing else before, after, or in-between), and you have to use the http (not https) beginning.


YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL SAVED!!!!!!!!

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IT WORKS AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

Um, I guess this post should be in the other thread, huh?
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 10:44 AM

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 16 April 2014 - 03:09 PM, said:

View PostGrief, on 16 April 2014 - 03:07 PM, said:

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 15 April 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:



Good news, Simeon!

Good find! Though it would be sad if they carried on without him for the sake of continuing the band...


as far as I understand it they have time booked in Vancouver in May and had already began the creative process.
while unable to take the rigors of live performing, and probably recording performance Malcolm is creatively functioning and I heard he would be inputting to anything they lay down. And as much as I respect him as the driving force of the band, on a live show its all about Angus and Brian, so as long as he was still writting producing I would be happy for their planed 40 gig tour to happen.
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Posted 17 April 2014 - 04:04 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 16 April 2014 - 11:33 PM, said:

View Postworry, on 16 April 2014 - 10:29 PM, said:

My ma had false labors with me for ~2 weeks before I finally popped out. That's why I turned out so great.


nc


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#15514 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:02 AM

Who has two thumbs and no baby? This guy!
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 11:54 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 20 April 2014 - 08:02 AM, said:

Who has two thumbs and no baby? This guy!


I'm puzzled by the two thumbs.

The little one is going to be stubborn, chill and use the time to get those last minute jobs done good and proper.
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#15516 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:23 PM

It's a visual gag, when you say "this guy" you point at yourself with both thumbs. It's actually mildly amusing in person, loses a lot in text format.
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#15517 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:28 PM

Imagine having no thumbs but like 7 or 8 babies.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 10:31 PM

Had two very unsuccessful dates this past week. Might have lined up a date with better expectations, but I think I scared him off instead (or I could be overthinking it and worrying needlessly).

This is what happens when you barf feminism all over your OkC profile and don't expect to get any messages but then all these dudes come out of nowhere. Like... yes, good, pro-feminist dudes, but wait, what, where were all of you before wtf. @____@ And why am i not having any chemistry with any of you.

Also I'm the horniest person I know but also the pickiest and this is a huge problem.
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 03:37 AM

There is truly no justice in the world. Brandon Sanderson and Elizabeth Bear debuted in the same year (2005 and yes I am just now figuring it out) and I respect what BS does and also realize EB has had great success (at least critically) but if this was a perfect world EB would be recognized as one of best current fantasists rather than BS.

And whilst I'm here complaining about how things I like aren't liked enough The Heavy should be having Beatles-like success, adventure games should be selling like hot-cakes, and Al Ewing should be held up as the next great comic book writer for all time.

HMPH!
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 08:25 AM

The labor is not going well. No one is in any danger specifically but it's not anything like how it was supposed to be. Fuck.
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