What's messing with your groove?

#15481 worry

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 01:10 AM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15482 Solidsnape

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 01:19 AM

Haha. Well done. Looks like Nicholas Cage. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.
What you going to do then? Smoke them oot?

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#15483 worry

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 01:37 AM

Nah, had to use poison, unfortunately. Couple feet to the right is my front door, so I had to go the quick fix way. I literally walked out into a swarm of bees this morning, and pulled one of these:

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15484 Solidsnape

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 02:00 AM

Haha. Nice. Bloody love that ep. Rod and Todd are the best.

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#15485 Silencer

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 02:11 AM

It's my birthday. XD

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#15486 Abyss

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 04:21 AM

worry, on 05 April 2014 - 10:59 PM, said:

Look who decided to move in! Not quite as spiffy as what Tiste Simeon had installed on his roof.

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Nuke Em from orbit.S the only way to be sure.

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#15487 Ukjent

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Posted 06 April 2014 - 10:59 AM

Sorry you had to burn down the house.

#15488 WhiskeyPhil

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Posted 07 April 2014 - 12:35 PM

worry, on 03 April 2014 - 08:06 PM, said:

Do you guys leave cute little notes to each other?

erm...NO!. He's too busy sending ass-licking notes to the bosses.

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#15489 McLovin

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Posted 07 April 2014 - 01:52 PM

Dogs are like kids that never grow up.

Then one day you realize they've gotten very old and very sick.

Goodbye Rosie.

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#15490 Abyss

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Posted 07 April 2014 - 02:12 PM

McLovin, on 07 April 2014 - 01:52 PM, said:

Dogs are like kids that never grow up.

Then one day you realize they've gotten very old and very sick.

Goodbye Rosie.

I hear you. Losing a pet can be brutal.

Monday AM is not just messing with my groove, it's jumping all the fuck over my groove, stabbing it with forks and knives and even spoons and then sprinkling concentrated orange juice on the groovewounds.

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#15491 Gothos

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Posted 07 April 2014 - 04:13 PM

So I just paid my dues for rent and stuff, turns out my gas and water usage is 2.5 times what they should be. shennanigans, or gf is really around a lot...

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#15492 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 10:37 PM

In a freak accident I somehow managed to whip myself extremely hard on the back of the calf with a bamboo garden cane. It really frickin hurts!

Also despite the fact she was really annoying, the Peaches Geldof thing is desperately sad. If Michael Hutchence had only risk assessed that wank a bit better, many things would now be different.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#15493 worry

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Posted 08 April 2014 - 10:56 PM

"Every wank is a risk. Some risks are worth taking." -- Edgar Rice Burroughs

"The parrot spoke "Wank, Benito. Wank to rock every boat on this cursed river!" -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez (in translation)

"He wanked for her, and she returned his wank tenfold." -- Nicholas Sparks

"Know when your enemy wanks, for then he is vulnerable." -- Sun Tzu

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15494 Abyss

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 03:23 PM

Fucking spiders are rising up....
http://www.latimes.c...n#axzz2yUp7wyDR

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#15495 Defiance

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 01:26 PM

Insomnia. I work overnight. Half the time I can't sleep at all when I get home. When I do get sleep, it's only after 2+ hours of staring at the ceiling. Some days I don't sleep at all, other days I sleep 10+ hours and still wake up feeling tired.

I need to get a day job, but with only one car between me and the lady, it's just not feasible at this point.

uhm, that should be 'stuff.' My stiff is never nihilistic.
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