What's messing with your groove?

#15461 worry

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 06:48 PM

Oh thank goodness you found it! I lost a bush on my way home last night!

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15462 Abyss

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:07 PM

Sir Bob, on 31 March 2014 - 06:29 PM, said:

I just found a shoe sitting on a bush.

One shoe.

It's kinda freaking me out right now...

Predatory shrubbery are starting to expand their territory. Be cautious. Watch the skies.

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#15463 amphibian

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:15 PM

I feel like we should be saying Peng and Neeeee-wom...

What is messing with my groove? Endless proposal rewrites and brain-numbing examinations and re-examinations of regulations for form-filling out that have accreted around a possible kernel of sensibility into a completely daft and byzantine structure that's been basically poked at with a stick since 2002.

Sometimes, I wish I could take a flamethrower to certain file cabinets and computer systems (entirely bloodless), then quietly slip out in the smoke and chaos to let the bureaus put new and better systems together. Hundreds would fete me as their hero, I know it.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#15464 Sir Bob

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 08:43 PM

worry, on 31 March 2014 - 06:48 PM, said:

Oh thank goodness you found it! I lost a bush on my way home last night!

Damn it! I think perhaps you uderstood my post perfectly. Perhaps you are just making mischief

I am always watching the skies. Never trust the skies...

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#15465 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 09:14 PM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 31 March 2014 - 05:00 PM, said:

A request for my Malazan Youtube channel today - Beak's last scene.

Always good to know your subscribers are wanting you to turn into a sobbing mess on camera Posted Image

Wait... Malazan YouTube channel?

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#15466 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 09:30 PM

Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 31 March 2014 - 09:14 PM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 31 March 2014 - 05:00 PM, said:

A request for my Malazan Youtube channel today - BH spoiler

Spoiler

Always good to know your subscribers are wanting you to turn into a sobbing mess on camera Posted Image

Wait... Malazan YouTube channel?

I live here - https://www.youtube....ttlemissmetal89 - and I read scenes in my rather odd lapsed-Northern accent. Can't remember how I started now but it took off fairly quickly so I just keep updating every so often.

I just about managed to read DHG spoiler

Spoiler

without crying.... not sure the same could be said for BH spoiler

Spoiler

- Wyrd bið ful aræd -

#15467 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 10:21 PM

It's not that Northern but you sound nice anyway!

Cool idea though I will make sure I watch some!

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#15468 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 04:37 AM

Ugh. Stayed up way too late finishing TCG last night. It's now half 5 in the morning & I'm up again for work...

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#15469 Gothos

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 06:09 AM

crimson tide again. booooo.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#15470 Ukjent

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:21 AM

The dentist is just boring, nothing else.

#15471 Gothos

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 06:40 AM

If you're afraid of your dentist, change your dentist. I used to hate dentists and be panically afraid of needles, current dentist made it all go away. Good stuff.

On my messed groove plate lies lack of sleep.

#15472 Stormcat

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 10:05 PM

http://theoatmeal.co...s_actually_kill

I guess I knew it was true but now I am positive that my cat is trying to kill me. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill

#15473 Defiance

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 02:45 AM

SO laid out that she isn't happy in our relationship anymore. Completely blindsided and feeling pretty devastated. May not have a place to live in 4 months which is just awesome. Hopefully we can work things out, but meh...

uhm, that should be 'stuff.' My stiff is never nihilistic.
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#15474 Puck

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 11:13 AM

Eeeh, managed to smear ink all over my desk, laptop and my hands, too, for good measure.. this will be fun, later at work today.

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
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#15475 WhiskeyPhil

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 05:10 PM

I work in security with just one other guy that works opp. shifts to me (when he's off, I'm on etc.) The staff seem to do just what the hell they like and my 'oppo' moans about them as much as I do but is too much of a F***IN' WIMP to say anything to anybody, leaving me to do all the 'dirty work' (which just gets ignored anyway), I'm only 5yrs off retiring so hardly worth looking for anything different. Should I 'throw a 5yr 'sickie' or do I just shoot the useless bastard? Where's Karsa when you need him :-)

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#15476 worry

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 08:06 PM

Do you guys leave cute little notes to each other?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15477 McLovin

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 03:59 PM

Got tix for Captain America tonite, but am feeling like crap thanks to allergies. Really trying to stay positive, but am not feeling up for the excursion...

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 05:42 PM

McLovin, on 04 April 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:

Got tix for Captain America tonite, but am feeling like crap thanks to allergies. Really trying to stay positive, but am not feeling up for the excursion...

Ask yourself, 'What would Captain America do?'.

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#15479 worry

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 10:59 PM

Look who decided to move in! Not quite as spiffy as what Tiste Simeon had installed on his roof.

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15480 Solidsnape

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