What's messing with your groove?

#14700 Abyss

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 02:05 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 01 August 2013 - 12:13 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on 01 August 2013 - 03:31 AM, said:

Arthropods. I'm going to wipe out entire phylums one day.

Tell me about it. We have a giant spider living under our fridge and I am not remotely joking when I say that it has jumped out at me on 3 seperate occasions. The last time it made me spray the whole kitchen and myself with the cream I was getting from the fridge. Admittedly it alway attacks when I have dropped something and obviously tripped a sliver of web but it leaps out without a care in the world. It is unconcerned by the giant humans who occupy the same space so it is clearly a confident hunter. The solution: move out!!

I've seen porn that starts like this.

....what?

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#14701 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:16 PM

Abyss, on 02 August 2013 - 02:05 PM, said:

I've seen porn that starts like this.

....what?

.....where?

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#14702 tiam

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Posted 02 August 2013 - 05:56 PM

Abyss, on 02 August 2013 - 02:05 PM, said:

I've made porn that starts like this.

....what?

Fixed for the furry truth

#14703 EmperorMagus

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 05:38 PM

Why can't I do anything unless it has deadline and the deadline is tomorrow?
Seriously, what am I doing on the internet right now?
Arrrgh

btw, Spider in your fridge? How do you live in that house?Although spider porn does sound fun.

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Pro patria mori
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#14704 Ukjent

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 10:21 PM

Well, its better then 60 or 30 degree. Then you had to have something to help you from falling or a balance better then satan.

#14705 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 10:38 AM

My friend's mother, who has depression, hasn't been answering her phone. She also slipped and hit her head earlier. No response in 3 hours. I'm really worried.

Suck it Errant!

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#14706 Satan

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 12:34 PM

Graablick, on 03 August 2013 - 10:21 PM, said:

Well, its better then 60 or 30 degree. Then you had to have something to help you from falling or a balance better then satan.

To be fair, I did fall out of heaven. Those puffy clouds are a lot harder to walk on than you think!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#14707 Kanese S's

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 07:55 AM

Everything.

Laseen did nothing wrong.

I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.

#14708 Wolfy

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 01:42 AM

Distance.

#14709 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 01:07 PM

Today has been a less than pleasant day, woke up stupidly early and couldn't get back to sleep, took my car in for a service as the oil light came on on my way home from work Monday (didn't drive ir Tuesday), get a call from the mechanic, the engine has seized and needs to be replaced, my rent payments went wonky and I have had the money returned, but didn't notice so I am behind on my rent (at least i can rectify this one) and I have a chest infection thing so my voice is gone and I have lots of work to catch up on.

Not a happy panda today

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#14710 Abyss

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:16 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 07 August 2013 - 01:07 PM, said:

Today has been a less than pleasant day, woke up stupidly early and couldn't get back to sleep ... and I have a chest infection thing ...

...hmmm... i wonder what that could be....

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#14711 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 11:00 PM

The idiots getting hugely worked up over a very silly & rather funny Marmite advert. Get a grip & grow up!

It's late and I can't find the link. YouTube Marmite neglect to watch it...

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#14712 Silencer

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 11:35 PM

Buy a new computer, get better hours...spend free time mostly playing your PS Vita. Wtf. >.<

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#14713 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:41 AM

Car is going to be expensive to fix

Luckily I have awesome friends helping me out and my folks if I need financial help.

Still sucks to have car dying

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#14714 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 12:33 PM

Behold, I have found the video I was on about above!

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#14715 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 12:51 PM

That ad is weird!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#14716 Abyss

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 05:00 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 08 August 2013 - 10:41 AM, said:

Car is going to be expensive to fix

Luckily I have awesome friends helping me out and my folks if I need financial help.

Still sucks to have car dying

No kidding... one particular car's death still haunts me to this day...

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#14717 amphibian

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 05:22 PM

So I got trashed during a bout of insomnia and went on the Internetz. I somehow bid $80 I don't really want to spend on 12 Gerber airport confiscated surplus multi-tools.

At least that shit is going to be useful sporadically, but damnit.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#14718 Gothos

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 08:54 PM

a cigarette burn on my finger.

mind you, I no longer smoke regular cigarettes. so yeah, didn't think that would happen again

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#14719 Ukjent

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 10:04 PM

Can't say that I'm looking forward to become old. Since the start of the sumer my grandmother lost two of her brothers and now my grandfather has lost his last living brother. He was closing in on 90 years and have been sick since a stroke 2 years ago, but still I liked the man and I can't be there for the funeral.