What's messing with your groove?

#14601 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 05:07 AM

stone monkey, on 19 July 2013 - 11:14 PM, said:

Jean-Claude Van tiam, on 18 July 2013 - 11:43 AM, said:

How I feel as a british person going out in the sun with the knowledge of my future colour

http://memegenerator...stance/39820383

Speak for yourself, I'm a British person who starts off as a medium to dark brown and then goes jet black :blink:

Thank you for answering a question I've been to white and middle class to dare ask. Or, wait, was that a joke?

...fuck it, do black people get a tan? And do they get sunburns, like Irish people?

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#14602 tiam

Ascendant

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 06:56 AM

Satan, on 20 July 2013 - 05:07 AM, said:

stone monkey, on 19 July 2013 - 11:14 PM, said:

Jean-Claude Van tiam, on 18 July 2013 - 11:43 AM, said:

How I feel as a british person going out in the sun with the knowledge of my future colour

http://memegenerator...stance/39820383

Speak for yourself, I'm a British person who starts off as a medium to dark brown and then goes jet black :blink:

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Thank you for answering a question I've been to white and middle class to dare ask. Or, wait, was that a joke?

...fuck it, do black people get a tan? And do they get sunburns, like Irish people?

http://24.media.tumb...9qbklo1_500.jpg

An yes black people do get a tan in the respect that they get darker and yes they get sunburn. However its not a 'why not zoidberg' kind of shade and depends entirely on the person. I distinctly remember a friend of mine who was black playing football with his top off with me and a few others and the next day being sore as balls. Its depends entirely on the person.

He was from Durbin in South Africa and he was scorched by Britains elusive but harsh solar mistress.

#14603 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 08:07 AM

Leaving Cardiff today. Feels strange!

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We all Scream
For I Scream.

#14604 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

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Will cluck you up

Posted 21 July 2013 - 05:04 AM

'mg actualyl really mildyl totally pissed rightn wow and I;m a litttle upstet I;ve forrgotenne the named of the coo lepeoepl I met tonight so I cnant; keep nt touch with yhem aftarewards, also, totayll dtunka s fuck, just saying

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#14605 tiam

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 07:12 AM

Illuyankas, on 21 July 2013 - 05:04 AM, said:

http://assets.diylol...yeah-3504dc.jpg

Groove- Last day of my week off today. Some productive stuff done hampered by the fickle mistress that is Medieval 2 TW

#14606 Ain't_It_Just_

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The AIJman cometh

Posted 21 July 2013 - 08:12 AM

The cold. Oh ye gods, the cold. It hurts my soul. Along with everything else.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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#14607 Ukjent

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 10:15 AM

It feels like its been raining since the start of July and I got to read applied electronics in my spare time. Damn failed exams.

#14608 Puck

Mausetöter

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 10:24 AM

Care to share some of that rain? It's supposed to get 35°C here today, and for a good part of the coming week and I'm really, really, really fed up with sunshine and heat and summer in general.

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#14609 Ukjent

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 11:24 AM

Just take as much as you want. Got 11.5 °C and light rain last i checked.

#14610 Gothos

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Posted 21 July 2013 - 09:51 PM

english dubbing on my godzilla and mothra: battle for the earth. l2sub and leave the japanese voice alone!

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#14611 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 09:10 AM

Back from holiday. This is messing with my groove.
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This post has been edited by Satan: 22 July 2013 - 09:10 AM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#14612 Puck

Mausetöter

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:44 PM

Family. Family. FAMILY! :blink:

Also, stupidity..

Puck: Can I use the washing machine? Or do you need it?
Mom's personal dumbass: If you absolutely need to.. *makes indignant face*
Puck: I'm going to get my laundry.
...
Ten minutes later.. Puck comes back, the washing machine's on, with about three or four pieces of clothing inside..
Puck: The f***? Did I just ask you if I can use the machine?
Mom's personal dumbass: Not my fault if you're too slow..

..seriously, the fuck?!

While Dumbass was lying around in the sun, I was ta work both on Saturday and on Sunday.. *sigh* I pray for the day I can move out and never come back. Ever.

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#14613 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 01:59 PM

Briar King, on 21 July 2013 - 03:43 AM, said:

I don't tan at all I just go from bright white to crawfish red in the blink of an eye.

If only you could use this power for good instead of evil.

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#14614 amphibian

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 03:24 PM

It is Beet Red, the harbinger of social anxiety, blushing and embarrassment we needed! No slight is too small and no redder neck can be found. He will deliver us from the evils of British stiff upper lipdom.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#14615 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 05:57 PM

As long as his carapace remains glossy and smooth with no cracks, it's all good.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#14616 Abyss

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 06:17 PM

but where do we install the satellite radio receiver and the death ray?

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#14617 Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy

unaligned and irremediable

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Ugly is the new pretty.

Posted 22 July 2013 - 06:20 PM

Abyss, on 22 July 2013 - 06:17 PM, said:

but where do we install the satellite radio receiver and the death ray?

On his antennae.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

#14618 Gwynn ap Nudd

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:33 AM

Stress.

I deal with projects with unrealistic deadlines all the time, but the latest is on its way to giving me an ulcer. The first project meeting with the boss went something along the lines of "here, solve this really freaking complex issue that someone else has been looking at for more than two years. Your solution has to be cheaper than the one they came up with and is going to involve a pile of things you haven't dealt with in ages. You have a month to work on this. Oh, and by the way, you still have to finish all the other stuff on your desk."

2nd project meeting, with the client this time and not the boss, went along the lines of "hmm, I kind of like some of the things you have done here, not quite so sure about the others. Oh, and hey, the people here we didn't think it was worth introducing you to until the end of the meeting are the ones who gave us the first solution and are reknowned experts in the field. Don't forget, you have less than a week to come up with the solution."

Followed with the text from my boss essentially saying this project could take the business to the next level.

The combination of those leaves me both stressed and PO'd at my boss who has severely underestimated the time required to come up with any realistic solution.

#14619 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 10:07 AM

talking to bank reps on the phone.
dodging my fucking questions
its a simple question. if there was no money in my account, why the FUCK did the atm spit it out at me? if it had sadi no I would have realised my boss hadn't paid me.
Fuck you HSBC, I will fight this 100 quid bullshit charge for our 'informal overdraft' that I didnt fucking want.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#14620 Silencer

Manipulating Special Data

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 11:35 AM

Macros, on 23 July 2013 - 10:07 AM, said:

A hundred POUNDS?!

And to think, Australia and New Zealand are bugging our major banks about their fees with legal action...if we charged like $200 (or even $100) for an unarranged overdraft I'd actually support the action. :S Either that, or you tried to take out a fuckton of cash. XD

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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.