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#14561 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 04:20 PM

View PostObdigore, on 14 July 2013 - 07:28 AM, said:


No, it isn't. L2law. 911 operators have no standing legally, nor are they allowed to issue instructions, because that makes them liable. Please don't tell me to do something when you dont know what is going on. Thanks.

edit -> did you watch the trial or read the transcripts? Even the 911 operator on the call said he issued no orders to Zimmerman, nor are they even allowed to.

And before you go whining about racial shit, can you show me where Zimmerman has a history of being a racist, or said anything racial during the call? yes/no?

The Non Emergency Number operator isn't legally able to give orders, and their suggestions are not legally enforceable. However, in my opinion from the evidence listed Zimmerman ignored his training in both MMA and Neighbourhood Watch and the suggestion of the NEN and went out of his way to create an encounter, and from the injuries and lack of which on both of them didn't do enough before resorting to shooting Martin. I don't see how, from any version of Zimmerman's story (especially the one where Martin spontaneously decided to murder him and said homey and YA GOT ME after being shot in the heart and lung), Martin saw his gun while on top of him when it would have been behind Martin. Zimmerman should be in jail for manslaughter, personally, but hey! He's alive, and Martin is dead. Woo. Hopefully the civil (civic? whichever) court case and the perjury trial clean the lying son of a bitch the fuck out.

(ignoring the story about him being hostile to a black neighbour, there's also the fact six of the last seven 911 calls he made were about suspicious black teens hanging around after some burglaries by a group of two black and one white teens, who were caught numerous weeks before he spotted Martin, heavily suggesting profiling, also, he shot a black teenager to death)
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 04:25 PM

I still can not understand why people should have guns if they aren't hunting anyway.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 04:29 PM

I am going to enjoy Zimmerman losing his CCW license for lying to the judge about his passports.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 05:14 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 14 July 2013 - 04:29 PM, said:

I am going to enjoy Zimmerman losing his CCW license for lying to the judge about his passports.


I agree. I also think that instead of whining about this case, it should be used as a catalyst to get the stupid ass law changed, so that it has a duty to retreat, just like every other one in the world.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 05:27 PM

Uh oh, someone was throwing around 'you don't know shit about the case' without realising Zimmerman waived the SYG defense for this and went on self defense, leaving SYG dismissal as a hail mary for the defense to claim it counted in case they didn't get a not guilty verdict!

I don't know why you take outrage as whining, maybe we're seeing different responses to the verdict?
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 07:58 PM

I'm actually impressed that the city isn't burning right now. The whole affair is disgusting and the people are showing admirable restraint by not taking to the streets. Or have they? I haven't turned on CNN in the last 24hr.
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Posted 14 July 2013 - 08:16 PM

Basically, this.

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 03:51 AM

Ironically, after all the hate on social media, and people threatening Zimmerman, I'm pretty sure he is fine under Florida law to shoot anyone who gets close to him that he doesn't know...

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Uh oh, someone was throwing around 'you don't know shit about the case' without realising Zimmerman waived the SYG defense for this and went on self defense, leaving SYG dismissal as a hail mary for the defense to claim it counted in case they didn't get a not guilty verdict!

I don't know why you take outrage as whining, maybe we're seeing different responses to the verdict?



He didn't waive SYG defense, he waived the hearing that is required before throwing the case out. The SYG hearing is still available to him at this time, and his lawyers have stated that if Martin's family brings civil suit against him, they will start the process to get a SYG hearing.

Edit - PS if we want to keep discussing this case and the idiotic SYG laws and the racial nature, we should probably make a thread in the Discussions forum, instead of raaaaging out in here.

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:57 PM

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 07:46 PM

I did that thing where you put a soda in the freezer to get it cold quick and then forget about it and then it explodes.
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Posted 15 July 2013 - 08:01 PM

Nope, I didn't actually hear when it happened, I just opened the freezer the next day and there was frozen soda everywhere.
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 02:59 AM

For the longest while I have been trying to get myself to compose a speech for my friend's wedding as I am the best man. I've been pretty busy, been procrastinating, plus I cant say I know what I want to say. There isnt too much time left... anyone got any idears how to tackle this?
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 03:50 AM

Think of some stories about him that you can sanitise - like, mention how he fell down some stairs after tripping on a stepladder twice in a row wearing literally nothing but a shirt but don't mention the shrooms he was on, as a totally imaginary example I certainly didn't use - along with nice things about the both of them, nothing you wouldn't tell your grandmother

Write a list of points you want to hit - Jokes about groom; compliments about bride; embarassing stories; commiserations to parents about how awful the couple were as kids; mass insults etc - on a card to take with you and ad-lib between them as you want

Put any mistakes down to nerves and champagne/lust for slices of cake why am I still talking that cake looks delicious

End on a high, claim the two wouldn't have met without you and therefore everyone is here today thanks to me, shower me with the praise I am due

Toast everyone! Parents, yourself, bridesmaids, yourself again, then the couple

Tell them you love them both and they're awesome, also that he owes you like $20

Enjoy your accolades and get drunk
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:14 AM

You missed the point about hitting on the bridesmaids.

Other than that, the rest looks decent.
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:59 AM

Not in the speech, man. That's just tasteless. Do point out while praising the bridesmaids that you nearly turned up in the same outfit which would have been really awkward for them to have to go change, though.

Also when I say 'everyone is here today thanks to me' I do mean me, famed obscure internet forum poster Illuyankas, pronounced Ill-lu-yank-asssssssssssss*fade to sibilant hisses/spluttering*
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 05:20 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 16 July 2013 - 04:59 AM, said:

Not in the speech, man. That's just tasteless. Do point out while praising the bridesmaids that you nearly turned up in the same outfit which would have been really awkward for them to have to go change, though.

Also when I say 'everyone is here today thanks to me' I do mean me, famed obscure internet forum poster Illuyankas, pronounced Ill-lu-yank-asssssssssssss*fade to sibilant hisses/spluttering*


I suggest that he starts going off on a diatribe about how cat sith could totally take anomander rake, but that's ok because Rake is totally super-batman and so on and so forth. Just completely forget about the entire wedding party and why you are there.

Or you could do the thing Kevin does in The League.

Love is... a Symphony.
Love is... a Garden.
Love is... (here you get super choked up and can't get it out!)

Speech problem solved. Cat Sith + the League = best best mans speech ever.

Also, I suggest you talk about the night the three of you had devils threesome, but that might be too much for your parents.
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 07:21 AM

View PostObdigore, on 16 July 2013 - 05:20 AM, said:


Love is... a Symphony.
Love is... a Garden.
Love is... (here you get super choked up and can't get it out!)


Recite the following poem:

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 07:59 AM

The government here is making changes to some tax laws to pay for its environmental laws, without consulting any industry reps... now I am all for reform and change, but the lack of consultation means my brother may be out of a job in the next few weeks rather unexpectantly, which just sucks :crybaby:
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 08:14 PM

View Postworry, on 15 July 2013 - 08:01 PM, said:

Nope, I didn't actually hear when it happened, I just opened the freezer the next day and there was frozen soda everywhere.


And are the sodas still screaming, Clarice?
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Posted 16 July 2013 - 08:48 PM

Tell me his name, Doctor (Pepper)!!
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