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1 Word Story: lets write an EPIC!

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:22 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:22 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"

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The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:23 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:41 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:44 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:47 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:50 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain.
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:00 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:01 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:02 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:06 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:09 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:10 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what Jaghut
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:11 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what Jaghut were.

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 03:12 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what Jaghut were.
Mezla
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 05:18 PM

View PostDancer, on Oct 14 2008, 04:12 PM, said:

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what Jaghut were.
Mezla farted

What Would Jack Do ?
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 05:19 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what Jaghut were.
Mezla farted on

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:04 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what Jaghut were.
Mezla farted on him
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:22 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what Jaghut were.
Mezla farted on him so
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:30 PM

View PostOsric, on Oct 14 2008, 08:22 PM, said:

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla stroked multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are Jaghut so awesome?"
Bah'humbug incoherently tried to explain. He had trouble remembering what Jaghut were.
Mezla farted on him so loudly

What Would Jack Do ?
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