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1 Word Story: lets write an EPIC!

#21 User is offline   Lost Marine 

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 01:40 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they
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#22 User is offline   Traveller 

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 06:44 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk

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So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 08:37 PM

"Cutter, bar me please," said Bah'humbug, "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk, you
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 08:42 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 10:56 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant


;) most awesome thread ever!!!!!!! ;)

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Posted 12 October 2008 - 10:58 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons
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Posted 12 October 2008 - 11:00 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:15 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish

Cheers Trouble. ;)

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QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:35 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:42 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:43 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum


Sorry, had to do it....

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 03:01 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes,

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 12:37 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 12:41 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:14 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will
"Hollow. My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. You killed my mother. Bankai."
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:44 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will....URGH.....!"



Additional artistic license for the next poster ;) and I echo the Eek plaudits!!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:46 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" (Does the comma after 'no way' work better or not?)
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will....URGH.....!"
Mezla

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 03:47 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" (Does the comma after 'no way' work better or not?)
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will....URGH.....!"
Mezla strokes


(Tee hee)
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 10:18 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 10:21 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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