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1 Word Story: lets write an EPIC!

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 10:49 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of


(Seriously guys, try to make sense)
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 10:52 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:04 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:11 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:13 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:15 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:15 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by


edit: not to be an ass, but the fact that the first sentence is past tense and the second isn't, already says a lot about our collective skill and attention ;)

This post has been edited by Tapper: 14 October 2008 - 11:17 AM

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:16 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:18 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:20 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:21 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:23 AM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:20 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache"


Is this allowed?
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#54 User is offline   Osric 

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 01:07 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused"

dont think so. ;)
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 01:20 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 01:23 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 01:47 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 01:52 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
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THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:01 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
"Why are
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 02:20 PM

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way, porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!" "But, considering the way they lurk when mutants attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes, eventually they will...URGH...!"
Mezla strokes multiple heads of weed that once were used by a vegetarian Tyrant to alleviate the headache caused by spoiled medicine.
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