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Who wants to live forever?

Poll: Heaven or Immortality? (82 member(s) have cast votes)

Which would you choose?

  1. Heaven (20 votes [24.39%])

    Percentage of vote: 24.39%

  2. Immortality (62 votes [75.61%])

    Percentage of vote: 75.61%

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#81 User is offline   Yellow 

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 07:23 AM

Masan, I think much of your post is a knee-jerk reaction to the current depression. Yes, the economy is grim, but it won't always be. Those 50" plasmas will become affordable again (and not all of us rely on credit to get those things). I see your point, I just don't think the economic problems will be eternal, though it will certainly change the way we look at credit (which is a good thing, if you ask me). Redundancy is terrible, you're right. I've been made redundant twice myself in the past, but because of my education, I've been able to find something else. I think more and more people are able to do that, these days, but I must admit that's complete guess-work on my part and I have nothing to back that up.

You're right that people end up in a lot of debt for going to university these days (I have an ass-full myself), but the fact that I even went is a massive shift in my family's history, as I was the first to do so. My grandad trained as a painter/decorator, my nanna as a sewing machine operator, and my mum worked in recruitment... if I had been born into my family 100 or even 50 years previously, it almost certainly wouldn't have happened. I'm a strong believer that the working classes (in the UK, can't speak for anywhere else) have more opportunities than they ever have before.

We agree on something though - if we can put a man on the moon, we can do anything! (cue Michael Jackson song about how great planet Earth is and how we should all gather round and maybe touch a couple of kids)

This post has been edited by Yellow: 02 March 2009 - 07:28 AM

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 07:51 AM

Heaaaal the wooorrld, make it a better plaaaaaceee! For yooouuu and for meeeee and the entire huuuman raaaacee...
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:41 PM

If I did live forever I would go to the local magrathea equivilent and get them to build a full working World of Warcraft world that I could colonise with creatures and NPCs :Patch:

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 05:39 PM

I picked heaven, which is a little funny since I'm not sure I even believe in it. But I don't believe in immortality either, so that's not the point. The way I see it, you get immortality either way. With one choice, you get immortality spent in paradise. The other, you get immortality spent on this planet with people like Paris Hilton and Ann Coulture. I'm going with paradise, if I get to choose and both choices are equally able to actually happen.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 12:29 PM

immortality, hands down. but I'd like eternal youth and health along with it
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:24 AM

View PostGothos, on Mar 29 2009, 02:29 PM, said:

immortality, hands down. but I'd like eternal youth and health along with it


Isn't that implied? Otherwise, you'd end up as a drooling sack of bones thqt refuses to die.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:05 AM

View Postcauthon, on Aug 19 2009, 09:24 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on Mar 29 2009, 02:29 PM, said:

immortality, hands down. but I'd like eternal youth and health along with it


Isn't that implied? Otherwise, you'd end up as a drooling sack of bones thqt refuses to die.


comes right down from some greek myth... a bunch of people forced one of the gods to give them immortality... but dealing with gods isn't really that easy, so it came with extras - the lack of eternal youth and health... and they did turn into a drooling sack of bones that refuses to die. I don't intend to :(
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:32 PM

As far as I can recall, it's just the one, Dawn's husband, and that's just a "this is how crickets were made" story.
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Posted 26 October 2010 - 09:48 PM

I'd go with immortality for the sole reason that I want to be able to decide myself what to do. In heaven I would ultimately be subject to the wishes of God or any of his sub-contractors (read angels) and that doesn't really sound as happiness to me. I want to be able to be unhappy as well as happy and hopefully I would live to see the age of true space exploration.
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Posted 27 October 2010 - 01:14 AM

View PostKaschan, on 07 October 2008 - 07:32 PM, said:

poll should have a neither option
Imortality SOUNDS cool, but if you're the only one, you'd get bored and bitter and cynical (or in my case, more so, ;)

Heaven is... bleh. if you're always content, it gets boring. life's about experiencing exhileration, if everything's handed to you on a plate, that's no happiness

for me it's either nirvana, when nothing'd matter, or just a death with a finality.


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This post has been edited by Mentalist: 27 October 2010 - 01:22 AM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 27 October 2010 - 01:27 AM

For the record, Heaven does have free video games.
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Posted 27 October 2010 - 01:38 AM

and immortality comes with unlimited bandwidth. your point?
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 27 October 2010 - 04:14 AM

View PostMentalist, on 27 October 2010 - 01:38 AM, said:

and immortality comes with unlimited bandwidth. your point?


Without anything to do (read, omnipotence, etc), we'd become Kallor. With it, we'd become the Qs
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 10:25 AM

easy choice, Immortality, then I would have the chance to explore the universe and looking first hand at all its wonders and also see how it ends! is it a cold death or a big crunch or maybe something else? but it would be nice to have someone else with you on the ride, would get terrible lonely otherwise and you would probably go insane.
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 04:08 PM

I would take immortality if it was a given that I would cease to age. I'm not afraid to die, I just don't particularly want to since once dead I'll miss out on the future.  
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 12:29 AM

Late reply to discussion, but I must go with immortality. Ever since reading Tuck Everlasting, I think I would rather watch the world pass by and be a historian who was actually there. Plus, it would be fun trying to fool everyone about how old you really are...
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 01:37 AM

Interesting thread. It was nice to finally read one of those (in)famous religious disputes of forum yore. I may have to do a search for some more.

View PostBattle Plaptypus, on 28 February 2009 - 07:41 PM, said:

I would happily settle for an interesting compromise. Digital upload. Hopefully in another 40-50 years time techology and science has evolved to the point that you could take a photocopy of a persons mind. Uploading everything that makes up your personality, basically meaning you can live on in cyberspace.


Imagine the lot of us actually LIVING on this forum in 40-50 years time, venturing out only in order to drag back awesome / weird / funny arse pics and videos.
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 05:41 PM

So the digital upload idea reminds me of Greg Bear, who writes a crap load of books often with this immortality and timelessness integrated into his series. Anyone else tried this awesome Seattle (boooyah!) author? I can move this topic (or start a new one) if this is too off the thread here.
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 08:23 AM

Hmmm, depends if there is a heaven, and if so what is its definition?
I would go for immortality, though the tedium of eternity and associated struggles seems a bit meh. If there was a guaranteed afterlife, then I'd be in with a grin.
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Posted 23 May 2011 - 08:07 AM

is there no third option, i think heaven or immortality is a little constricted. How about just death?

i always found jim jeffries funny when he talked about heaven and how he always hated family gatherings when growing up and the uncomfortable awkwardness of having to put up with all these people you sometimes dont like just acause your related to them. imagine that everyone was immortal and you had to deal with that shit forever... no thank you.

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