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#4461 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 03:13 PM

Me and Messremb (grammar is for the weak) blitzed Portal 2's co-op mode last night. Messremb had already finished it but had forgotten most of the solutions and let me work out the rest, which was awesome as some of them I'd have hated to have had told to me. Still up for playing that mode with you later, Gothos, and my memory is worse than Messremb's so it'll be more fun that way.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4462 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 08:20 PM

Free food earlier, scotch now. Winneth.
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Posted 27 April 2011 - 08:41 PM

Also, Messi's second goal. Wow.
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#4464 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:44 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 27 April 2011 - 03:13 PM, said:

Me and Messremb (grammar is for the weak) blitzed Portal 2's co-op mode last night. Messremb had already finished it but had forgotten most of the solutions and let me work out the rest, which was awesome as some of them I'd have hated to have had told to me. Still up for playing that mode with you later, Gothos, and my memory is worse than Messremb's so it'll be more fun that way.

Just played through the co-op mode again with Gothos, with me doing my best Messremb impression except with LESS TEAMKILLING AND LESS STANDING AT THE TOP OF THOSE TWO BOUNCING WALLS TO GET PEOPLE UP THERE YOU MONSTER and also less remembering of courses, and Gothos sounds like a pretty chill dude over the internets. Didn't laugh at my jokes either, which is a plus for his personal taste. Basically if you haven't got this game already you are a fiend and need to suffer.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:18 AM

I'M POOR. BUY IT FOR ME.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#4466 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:26 AM

I'M POOR BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT.

Also I gave MTS my free copy of Portal 1 since he hadn't played it before. I HAVEN'T HEARD IF YOU FINISHED IT OR NOT YET, MTS
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 03:28 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 28 April 2011 - 12:26 AM, said:

I'M POOR BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT.

Also I gave MTS my free copy of Portal 1 since he hadn't played it before. I HAVEN'T HEARD IF YOU FINISHED IT OR NOT YET, MTS

I finished Portal 1 within a day of getting it from you mate. I'll probably go back and get all the achievements I missed soon. Plus I've already finished Portal 2 singleplayer and co-op with my brother. ;)

It's bloody addictive. Never has a game made me feel more stupid and facepalm so much on finding the obvious solution.
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#4468 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 03:45 AM

EXCELLENT.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4469 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 04:05 AM

My mum had to change her flights to the uk to today, which meant i xould see her off at the airport, it made her very happy to have someone there
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 04:08 AM

I've found her. I wasn't sure but it's certain now. The girl.

I wish I could write a letter and have it travel through time to my teenaged self. Tell him we finally did it. We found a super hot woman who is hot for us, loves comic books, fantasy books, Star Trek, Transformers and various other geeky things. She loves "Back to the Future" and "Ghostbusters" enough to be able to quote it with us. And she likes having sex with us. Sex. With. Us.

I think my teenaged self would call future me a liar.

That punk bastard.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 06:21 AM

I was about to say something about Portal 2 last night but Rodeo steals the scene today, I think!
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 06:55 AM

View PostRodeoRanch, on 28 April 2011 - 04:08 AM, said:

I've found her. I wasn't sure but it's certain now. The girl.

I wish I could write a letter and have it travel through time to my teenaged self. Tell him we finally did it. We found a super hot woman who is hot for us, loves comic books, fantasy books, Star Trek, Transformers and various other geeky things. She loves "Back to the Future" and "Ghostbusters" enough to be able to quote it with us. And she likes having sex with us. Sex. With. Us.

I think my teenaged self would call future me a liar.

That punk bastard.


Does she have a sister?
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#4473 User is offline   Binder of Demons 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 06:58 AM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 28 April 2011 - 04:05 AM, said:

My mum had to change her flights to the uk to today, which meant i xould see her off at the airport, it made her very happy to have someone there



I only just saw your other post in the messing with my groove thread, so this post has actually cheered me up too. Glad to hear you got to meet up with her before the flight. All the best.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 07:26 AM

Spent about half an hour in paint because I really wanted to be (graphically) clear about a point on the Astrophysics discussion thread. I'd forgotten how much I like explaining crap.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 08:52 AM

I think RR pretty much wins the thread for the week.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 09:02 AM

I adopted a United States soldier today ;)


I would have adopted an Australian one but we don't offer that service here due to privacy act and stuff. I mean, you can send letters and care packages to 'An Australian Soldier' and as long as you do it right Australia Post won't charge you for it but I also wanted to be able to write to the same soldier and so I made use of the services offered to our allies.


I bet the CIA is watching me now.....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 09:49 AM

View PostLoki, on 28 April 2011 - 09:02 AM, said:

I adopted a United States soldier today ;)


I would have adopted an Australian one but we don't offer that service here due to privacy act and stuff. I mean, you can send letters and care packages to 'An Australian Soldier' and as long as you do it right Australia Post won't charge you for it but I also wanted to be able to write to the same soldier and so I made use of the services offered to our allies.


Sounds interesting. Keep us posted.

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 10:26 AM

I expect that you will convert him to Malazanism, Loki, and when you're done with him you'll adopt a new soldier and convert him. And another one. And another one. And another one. Until the entire US Army have been converted and kneel before Steven Erikson and ICE!


I like your plan ;)



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Posted 28 April 2011 - 11:35 AM

Being unable to leave the chat because it was awesome, and Loki apparently following me out. Creepy, but still. ;)
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 11:41 AM

View PostSilencer, on 28 April 2011 - 11:35 AM, said:

Being unable to leave the chat because it was awesome, and Loki apparently following me out. Creepy, but still. ;)


(.....sneaking....sneaking.....sneaking...sneaking.....)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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