Whats making you happy right now

#18701 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 29 October 2022 - 07:18 PM

If you like pina coladas ...

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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#18702 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 29 October 2022 - 08:01 PM

Tsundoku, on 29 October 2022 - 07:18 PM, said:

If you like pina coladas ...

True Blood improved on the lyrics to that a bit:

#18703 Slow Ben

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Posted 29 October 2022 - 09:14 PM

Shower beer

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#18704 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 02 November 2022 - 07:21 PM

The Youtube algorithm has begun sending me chiropractic videos. It's oddly fascinating to watch. Especially this one thick chick doctor, Mondragon Chiropractic, who knows exactly what she's doing to make her videos popular:

#18705 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 02 November 2022 - 08:38 PM

I've seen several online documentaries that started in a similar fashion ... :rolleyes:

#18706 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 03 November 2022 - 07:03 PM

Chiro stuff bothers me. Especially the infant adjustments.

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#18707 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 03 November 2022 - 08:47 PM

My niece had a stroke after visiting a chiropractor. She was 25 when it happened last year. She went for a stiff neck. The chiropractor did an adjustment by wrenching her neck to one side, she had a sudden blinding headache, face drooped, lost the use of her arm, slurred speech etc. Got to hospital and she had torn a blood vessel which created a blockage in the flow of blood to her brain. A week in hospital. Six months off work. Fortunately she made a full recovery. Doctors advice was "Never go to a chiropractor again and tell all of your friends the same thing".

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 03 November 2022 - 08:47 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#18708 Lady Bliss

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Posted 04 November 2022 - 12:21 AM

I’ve never trusted chiropractors. Thank god your nice is ok.

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#18709 QuickTidal

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Posted 04 November 2022 - 12:30 AM

My sister in law is a chiro.

I no longer let her adjust my family.

I’ve heard enough stories to scare me about it.

She still adjusts my wife though, but I have no say in that.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#18710 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 04 November 2022 - 08:00 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 03 November 2022 - 08:47 PM, said:

Thank goodness she's okay!

I remember being warned off both chiropractors and osteopaths when I had physiotherapy for my back. That's terrifying though.

- Wyrd bið ful aræd -

#18711 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 05 November 2022 - 01:07 AM

Fortunately the chiropractor was smart enough to call an ambulance pretty quickly. Talk about a bad day at the office.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#18712 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 November 2022 - 01:37 PM

BBC News - Man ends 20-year Llandegley airport sign joke that cost £25k
https://www.bbc.co.u...-wales-63600184

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#18713 Maark Abbott

Part Time Catgirl

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Posted 14 November 2022 - 08:49 AM

Had a good time at the cat cafe on my birthday! (Also thanks Tsundoku for the message and sorry for the late reply!)

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#18714 Lady Bliss

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Posted 18 November 2022 - 02:51 PM

Maark Abbott, on 14 November 2022 - 08:49 AM, said:

Had a good time at the cat cafe on my birthday! (Also thanks Tsundoku for the message and sorry for the late reply!)

A cat cafe is where I found the love of my kitty life Fergus McFluff. You can actually google him. :-). Glad you had a good birthday.

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock

#18715 Maark Abbott

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Posted 23 November 2022 - 08:45 AM

More goodness: band practice with Aubzagl went well (I'm covering for their drummer who can't make a gig on Saturday). I am half dead from their material cause it's hard as hell to play, but I'm looking forward to playing the gig in Nottingham.

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#18716 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 09 December 2022 - 06:55 AM

Today is my birthday I got exactly what I wanted:

New boots, a case of beer; and ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTIONS

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#18717 Macros

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Posted 09 December 2022 - 07:47 AM

Why don't you want any questions?

2012
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#18718 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 09 December 2022 - 07:48 AM

Who shot JR?

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#18719 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 10 December 2022 - 03:19 AM

The questions are irrelevant. I just don't want them.

#18720 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 12 December 2022 - 10:24 PM

Snow day. School was closed due to about 4 inches of snow - which is a lot here, but still... I ignored work and we built snowmen, had snowball fights and then watched christmas movies. Good day!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed