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Whats making you happy right now

#17821 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 07 December 2020 - 09:48 AM

... and after the first week?
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#17822 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 07 December 2020 - 09:50 AM

After first week you probably need to go get groceries and change your position on the couch so you don't get bedsores.
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#17823 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 07 December 2020 - 09:53 AM

No cat, just Snotface's 30kg American Staffy that we seem to have most of the time, and I am NOT acting as it's heating pad.

Besides, it's fucking hot and shitty here at the moment, why would anyone need a heating pad? The aircon is copping a flogging.

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 07 December 2020 - 09:54 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#17824 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 07 December 2020 - 08:25 PM

Follow Apt's instructions but only wearing pants and with plenty of cold things in the fridge?
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#17825 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 08 December 2020 - 04:08 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 07 December 2020 - 09:53 AM, said:

No cat, just Snotface's 30kg American Staffy that we seem to have most of the time, and I am NOT acting as it's heating pad.

Besides, it's fucking hot and shitty here at the moment, why would anyone need a heating pad? The aircon is copping a flogging.


To be a dogs heating pad is a privilege. I would do anything for it. I missed dogs so much.

It’s my birthday soon. I feel like last years was a bit blue and went unremarked but this years while still low key and covidy I think will be better.

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#17826 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 11 December 2020 - 06:46 AM

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#17827 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 19 December 2020 - 10:26 AM

My kids favourite Christmas song is Bruce Springsteen's version of Santa Claus Is Comin To Town.

This is awesome on it's own. But the reason he likes it is a shameful story.

About 2 years ago he learned how to say "Oh for fucks sake". It was mortifying so I would tell him it's not something we say and we should say "Oh for goodness sake" instead. We made a big deal of it to save us from the shame of him saying "fuck" in public. So in Santa Claus Is Coming To Town where the lyric is "you better be good for goodness sake" he sings "you better be good for f'goodness sake" and thinks he is getting away with saying something naughty.
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#17828 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 19 December 2020 - 12:00 PM

I can't wait till he hears the Pogues singing Fairytale of New York.
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#17829 User is offline   Hinter 

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Posted 19 December 2020 - 01:54 PM

A member of this forum sent me a hey ho. I'd forgotten about all the strange and stranger people on this forum. You are all still strange but it's lovely.
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#17830 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 19 December 2020 - 03:01 PM

Hey Hinter! Hope you’re doing well.
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#17831 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 19 December 2020 - 03:46 PM

Hello forum member I vaguely remember!
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#17832 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 22 December 2020 - 08:00 PM

My best friend is pregnant with her second child. It would always have been lovely news, but feels even more so this year.
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Posted 22 December 2020 - 11:02 PM

View PostBriar King, on 20 December 2020 - 11:43 PM, said:

Geek update: ok y’all I been super excited to announce this one and I’m giving advance notice for European members like I promised. Tomorrow something happens that hasn’t happened in like 800 years and is kinda happening as I type. I’m looking at Saturn and Jupiter nose to nose and it looks fucking cool! Tomorrow they will appear as one! Man it looks cool right now! Tomorrow is also peak of Ursid shower.

Let me know if you catch the view!!!


Note this is also typically when Elder Gods walk the Earth laying waste to civilization.

Let me know if you survive.
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#17834 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 23 December 2020 - 12:01 AM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 22 December 2020 - 08:00 PM, said:

My best friend is pregnant with her second child. It would always have been lovely news, but feels even more so this year.


Congratulations RTB’s best friend!



Finishing up paper work, then I get 3 days off. Yes only 3 and I’m super fucking excited.

Sometimes owning your own business is hard.
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#17835 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 23 December 2020 - 07:43 AM

I was about to say I thought you we self employed, I'm taking ten days off! (Although I will be working nearly every day on Apartment and workshop)

What kind of holiday leave is standard in the U S of A?
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Posted 23 December 2020 - 09:11 AM

Xmas day off is the partial minimum. Some people still have to work, some places give Xmas Eve day off. Lotta people take the day after Xmas off themselves.

Kids and high school are usually off the week of Xmas.
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#17837 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 23 December 2020 - 02:18 PM

View PostMacros, on 23 December 2020 - 07:43 AM, said:

I was about to say I thought you we self employed, I'm taking ten days off! (Although I will be working nearly every day on Apartment and workshop)

What kind of holiday leave is standard in the U S of A?


The Real Estate market in my area is still crazy booming so I’m working as much as I can before it slows down.
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#17838 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 28 December 2020 - 07:23 PM

One positive of 2020: didn't have to do the ol' "Irish Goodbye" at my sister's Christmas party this year. In the past I've learned the ninja technique of rice paper walking to see my exit out of a holiday obligation I keep because.... family. No explaining this year required when that phone call comes about mid-week with strong accusatory tone and the words "where'd you go" / "you left without saying goodbye". *thumbs-up Posted Image
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#17839 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 December 2020 - 02:29 PM

Happy end-of-2020. Thank fuck that's over.

Please please PLEASE let 2021 be better. Somehow. Anyhow.

Best wishes to all.
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#17840 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 January 2021 - 10:10 AM

Proof already that this year will be better than the last: symphonic death metal band Fleshgod Apocalypse have released an utterly unnecessary and ridiculous cover of cheesy 90's dance anthem "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" and it is silly and I absolutely love it.

https://youtu.be/dH9QVJqh-Z8
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