Whats making you happy right now

#15801 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.

Posted 11 April 2018 - 09:28 AM

Liverpool and Roma through. Would love to see Sevilla and Juve come through tonight but I think Juve over turning Real is very unlikely

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#15802 worry

Master of the Deck

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Location:the buried west

Posted 12 April 2018 - 10:28 PM

UK people: who is Benjamin Butterworth and why is he like this?? Posted Image

https://twitter.com/...493334180847616

Edit: Nm it got deleted anyway.

This post has been edited by worry: 12 April 2018 - 11:11 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15803 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 13 April 2018 - 07:43 PM

"See, son. This is why you're unnecessary."

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15804 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Location:The call is coming from inside the house!!!!
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Posted 13 April 2018 - 08:27 PM

You need to record this conversation.

NEED.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#15805 Mentalist

Martyr of High House Mafia

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Posted 13 April 2018 - 09:33 PM

Bachelorluver, on 13 April 2018 - 08:37 PM, said:

Gotta admit I’m a little taken aback that he actually searched for” girl on girl XXX” this soon. I was expecting another year. Step dad searched his phone and found it.

And this is when he learns the importance of password-protecting valuable data.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 13 April 2018 - 09:33 PM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#15806 Slow Ben

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 12:00 AM

Mentalist, on 13 April 2018 - 09:33 PM, said:

Bachelorluver, on 13 April 2018 - 08:37 PM, said:

Gotta admit I'm a little taken aback that he actually searched for" girl on girl XXX" this soon. I was expecting another year. Step dad searched his phone and found it.

And this is when he learns the importance of password-protecting valuable data.

Yeah, make sure you teach him about "incognito mode" as well.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#15807 TheRetiredBridgeburner

House Knight

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:50 AM

Abyss, on 13 April 2018 - 08:27 PM, said:

You need to record this conversation.

NEED.

This!

- Wyrd bið ful aræd -

#15808 Mentalist

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:33 PM

Bachelorluver, on 14 April 2018 - 07:25 PM, said:

Ok I have tried to begin the conversation twice now and broke off both times before I could get a single syllable out. *standing there with basically a pointing finger with my mouth open. On the verge of laughing

Good starting point might be to find out which of his friends first told him about this. And then from there you can ask him what he learned so far.
Then fill in the blanks

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#15809 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 07:40 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15810 bubba

High Marshall

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Kill all the golfers...

Posted 15 April 2018 - 01:22 AM

Sound city sound track on Sennheiser Pxc 550 headphones ....plus few beers.....had a great day playing golf...opening weekend at my golf course

3 weeks to clean up the course.... kicked my ass...getting old

#15811 amphibian

Ribbit

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 12:26 AM

My significant other had a bulldog that had a neurological issue that crippled its back legs. We could literally spot it a two minute head start and catch it up within fifteen seconds.

I liked her, but I was so angry at the breeders who created her and left her and others with so many problems beyond the legs.

I'm glad this one can run and be a dog the way dogs like to be. Even if a bit mischievous.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#15812 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 09:19 PM

I dried laundry outdoors today for the first time this year. I love that smell.

Small things.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#15813 Slow Ben

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Posted 16 April 2018 - 10:30 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 16 April 2018 - 09:19 PM, said:

I dried laundry outdoors today for the first time this year. I love that smell.

Small things.

I'm jealous, it freaking snowed here today.

On the bright side, I get to see all the "global warming, huh" posts.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#15814 Andorion

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 03:51 AM

Briar King, on 16 April 2018 - 11:38 PM, said:

Slow Ben, on 16 April 2018 - 10:30 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 16 April 2018 - 09:19 PM, said:

I dried laundry outdoors today for the first time this year. I love that smell.

Small things.

I'm jealous, it freaking snowed here today.

On the bright side, I get to see all the "global warming, huh" posts.

Well I'm jealous that it snowed. Last 2 nights were so nice though! 44F is blissful as I sit out burning my stumps looking at Jupiter, Saturn and Mars without taking a bath in mosquito repellent.

It's 38C down here and I am melting!

#15815 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 06:10 AM

It's more a making me laugh than happy.... some background first!

I work in an office full of middle-aged women. Pretty much their entire conversational repertoire is Slimming World. That's it.

Work friend and I joked once that Slimming World must be The Borg, and everyone is assimilated and RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Nearly fell over laughing this morning because I came down to my door to find a Slimming World leaflet having been pushed through it.

THE BORG HAVE FOUND ME! Posted Image

And now there is nothing for it except to consult that age old wisdom..... What would Captain Picard do?

This post has been edited by TheRetiredBridgeburner: 17 April 2018 - 06:11 AM

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#15816 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 09:50 AM

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 17 April 2018 - 06:10 AM, said:

And now there is nothing for it except to consult that age old wisdom..... What would Captain Picard do?

My local Slimming World rep puts a flyer through my door every year on 1st January. I hate her. They really are The Borg, they got my neighbours!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#15817 Cause

Elder God

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 10:33 AM

Mezla PigDog, on 17 April 2018 - 09:50 AM, said:

TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 17 April 2018 - 06:10 AM, said:

And now there is nothing for it except to consult that age old wisdom..... What would Captain Picard do?

My local Slimming World rep puts a flyer through my door every year on 1st January. I hate her. They really are The Borg, they got my neighbours!

Be assimilated. Become lacquitious of slimming world!

#15818 QuickTidal

Frog

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Interests:Nothing, just sitting. Quietly.

Posted 17 April 2018 - 12:40 PM

We've passed the miscarriage danger zone so I can now say:

My wife is pregnant with our second child. And it's a boy!

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon