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#10264
Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 08 September 2013 - 07:45 PM
Satan, on 08 September 2013 - 07:19 PM, said:
Clean-shaved ballsack. Been a bit hairy down there for the past few weeks, but yesterday I made space for som grooming time.
Feel breezier now?
Whats making me happy is that in clearing out my wifes granddads house (he is in a home now) my father in law found a bottle of unopened limited edition special reserve Glenfiddich. It could be one of the greatest things I have ever tasted. And as no-one in my wifes family drinks scotch I got the whole bottle. Seriously, I have had good whiskies before but the trumps all of them. Part of me wants to devour the whole bottle in a mindless mouth orgy. But I shall make it last. Once its gone I doubt I will ever get a chance to drink any again. Any Manc Malazites want some let me know.
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You Scream
We all Scream
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#10265
Macros
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Posted 08 September 2013 - 08:34 PM
just got emperor of thorns on the ebook. Jorg ahoy!
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#10266
Satan
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 09:09 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 08 September 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:
Satan, on 08 September 2013 - 07:19 PM, said:
Clean-shaved ballsack. Been a bit hairy down there for the past few weeks, but yesterday I made space for som grooming time.
Feel breezier now?
Not breezy - still wearing pants and trousers - but cleaner. Once you start to shave it's very hard to go back to being hairy.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
#10267
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 02:38 PM
#10269
Abyss
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:20 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 08 September 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:
...t in clearing out my wifes granddads house (he is in a home now) my father in law found a bottle of unopened limited edition special reserve Glenfiddich. It could be one of the greatest things I have ever tasted. And as no-one in my wifes family drinks scotch I got the whole bottle. Seriously, I have had good whiskies before but the trumps all of them. Part of me wants to devour the whole bottle in a mindless mouth orgy. But I shall make it last. Once its gone I doubt I will ever get a chance to drink any again. Any Manc Malazites want some let me know.
you lucky lucky bastard.
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'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
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#10270
Spoilsport Stonny
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:34 PM
Satan, on 09 September 2013 - 09:09 AM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 08 September 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:
Satan, on 08 September 2013 - 07:19 PM, said:
Clean-shaved ballsack. Been a bit hairy down there for the past few weeks, but yesterday I made space for som grooming time.
Feel breezier now?
Once you start to shave it's very hard to go back to being hairy.
This is so true. I mean, I don't go full Telly Savalas or anything, but keeping a nice fade pays dividends and avoids many a zipped up pube.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#10272
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 12:25 PM
Auditioned for a musical and got in! Seeing as how many of my friends have suffered their share of knockbacks before a breakthrough, this certainly is confidence-boosting Having fun so far!
Oh, and I finally, FINALLY found a copy of The Scar by Mieville. FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
Having fun so far! Oh, and I finally, FINALLY found a copy of The Scar by Mieville. FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
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#10273
Solidsnape
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:31 PM
Just seen Diablo 3 for the PS3 in ASDA and was completely shocked, I didn't even know there was a console port in the works. So I bought it....
I noticed, with the same levels of dumbfoundity, there's a new splinter cell title available too, which I've obviously been awaiting since the last no show on PS3.
Having not played a Diablo game before and being a series long fan of Sam fisher, it was a hard choice. I think my love of Baldurs Gate swung it.
Good choice?
I noticed, with the same levels of dumbfoundity, there's a new splinter cell title available too, which I've obviously been awaiting since the last no show on PS3.
Having not played a Diablo game before and being a series long fan of Sam fisher, it was a hard choice. I think my love of Baldurs Gate swung it.
Good choice?
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#10274
Satan
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:44 PM
Wait, are you saying you bought Diablo because you like Baldur's Gate? You're in for a massive disappointment if you were.
Sunny autumn day is making me happy. Walked to my step mom after work to collect my dad's cowboy boots for a barn party this weekend. Walk took about 1.5-2 hours and I was completely knackered when I got there, but it was well worth it.
Sunny autumn day is making me happy. Walked to my step mom after work to collect my dad's cowboy boots for a barn party this weekend. Walk took about 1.5-2 hours and I was completely knackered when I got there, but it was well worth it.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
#10275
Solidsnape
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:51 PM
Satan, on 10 September 2013 - 04:44 PM, said:
Wait, are you saying you bought Diablo because you like Baldur's Gate? You're in for a massive disappointment if you were.
Sunny autumn day is making me happy. Walked to my step mom after work to collect my dad's cowboy boots for a barn party this weekend. Walk took about 1.5-2 hours and I was completely knackered when I got there, but it was well worth it.
Sunny autumn day is making me happy. Walked to my step mom after work to collect my dad's cowboy boots for a barn party this weekend. Walk took about 1.5-2 hours and I was completely knackered when I got there, but it was well worth it.
That is what I'm saying.
Aren't they in the same vein? 3rd person team action RPG?
I've read since that the console version isn't bogged down with online restrictions like the PC version. Apparently it's "the best version of the game [Diablo 3] you can buy."
I'm sure it was IGN where I seen that.
Anyhow, we'll find out in about 2 hours.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#10276
Satan
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:45 PM
I wouldn't characterise BG as action RPG, though - those are old fashioned CRPG. unless you count that Jade something something, which had nothing to do with the original narrative.
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#10277
Obdigore
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 07:23 PM
Satan, on 10 September 2013 - 06:45 PM, said:
I wouldn't characterise BG as action RPG, though - those are old fashioned CRPG. unless you count that Jade something something, which had nothing to do with the original narrative.
He might be talking about Baldurs Gate 1 and 2 on the consoles, which were isometric action rpgs.
That said, D3 is a massive disappointment to the Diablo series.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#10278
A Demon Llama!
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 01:08 AM
I get to sleep in.
No Touchy.
#10279
Solidsnape
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 08:14 AM
Obdigore, on 10 September 2013 - 07:23 PM, said:
Satan, on 10 September 2013 - 06:45 PM, said:
I wouldn't characterise BG as action RPG, though - those are old fashioned CRPG. unless you count that Jade something something, which had nothing to do with the original narrative.
He might be talking about Baldurs Gate 1 and 2 on the consoles, which were isometric action rpgs.
That said, D3 is a massive disappointment to the Diablo series.
Yes I was, I wasn't aware of any other type of Baldurs gate game.
Yeah D3 is my first diablo outing so I can't really comment, I like it this far. It's got some nice touches.
Of course, this is the first game I've actually bought myself for about a year, so it's a case of "This is the best damn cracker I ever ate!!!" Haha.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#10280
Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 01:36 PM
Just got back from Amanda Palmer and the Grand Theft Orchestra
SO AMAZING
SO AMAZING
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
